Was the cast of victorious drunk

Drunk or a Kid?

2010.04.22 07:35 xtirpation Drunk or a Kid?

This subreddit is for stories of the greatest stupidity. Inspired by How I Met Your Mother, this subreddit was created for the purpose of hearing amusing stories and having other try to guess if you were drunk or a kid.
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2010.02.27 21:17 E_lucas Missed jokes

Whoosh: Single word exclamation, accompanied by a gesture where the hand is swept palm down over the head from [front to back] with about three inches [clearance]. Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".
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2015.07.14 17:49 aclockworkporridge Look how stupid these kids are

Just look at some of these kids, how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn kids are so dumb.
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2023.06.03 11:05 FenjaBodmer Arcade cabinets retro Melon dots maza Pac-Man chase red Namco fruit wocka paku-paku 1980

The old apple revels in its authority. She had the gift of being able to paint songs. He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men. Apple Speedy maze wocka wocka flash chase Pakkuman paku-paku dots pizza missing slice.
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2023.06.03 10:45 colinathomehair Trump's loyalty is to money not to his country

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2023.06.03 10:07 amongus420sussy Help

i did pcp and lean and i can’t tell if i have serotonin syndrome i did the pcp two days in row i think over night the first day and lean to make us go to sleep and i felt fine the next day except light headed and bowel movements and then we did unknown dosage of the crystals snorted and went and hung with ppl but i started wondering how casually if i can mix it with Lean and i didn’t start sipping i was taking big sippyz and we swam but before swam i felt absolutely amazing and almost like 30 minutes before we got to my house or like while we were here and i started getting violent sharp (liver ? Pain? Side specific spot and also before liver pain i would switch violently between hot and cold and it only kept getting worse until the pain in side was gone hours later and i felt really bad but started thinking i was starting to feel better thank god i didnt do more crystals but i haven’t been able to go to sleep and when i move my hair out of my face and my head feels brain like swell i don’t know and i was having rapid and hard heart beat and twitching and stiffness i think but i was so high and now im very tired but kinda awake because we turned on the lights and trying to see if it is serotonin syndrome because that’s the only conclusion i can think
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2023.06.03 08:52 fytikahealthcare Natural Way Of Weight Lose: With Easy-To-Use Simple Ways

In a world filled with fad diets and quick-fix weight loss solutions, it's essential to prioritize your health and focus on natural methods to achieve sustainable weight loss. While shedding excess pounds can be challenging, adopting a holistic approach that combines healthy eating habits, regular physical activity, and lifestyle changes can lead to long-term success.
In this blog, we'll explore effective and natural ways to lose weight and maintain healthy body weight.
Let’s discuss 8 effective natural ways of weight loss:
  1. Set Realistic Goals:
To embark on a successful weight loss journey, it's crucial to set realistic and achievable goals. Rapid weight loss might seem tempting, but it often results in muscle loss and a higher chance of regaining weight. Aim to lose 1-2 pounds per week, as this gradual approach is more sustainable and healthier for your body.
  1. Adopt a Balanced and Nutritious Diet:
Focus on consuming a well-balanced diet that includes whole, unprocessed foods. Fill your plate with plenty of fresh fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, whole grains, and healthy fats. Opt for smaller portion sizes and mindful eating to avoid overeating. Avoid sugary beverages and processed snacks, as they often contain empty calories and contribute to weight gain.
  1. Stay Hydrated:
Water is an essential component of a healthy lifestyle and can support weight loss efforts. Drinking an adequate amount of water helps boost your metabolism, promotes digestion, and reduces calorie intake by curbing hunger. Aim to drink at least eight glasses of water per day and replace sugary drinks with water whenever possible.
  1. Engage in Regular Physical Activity:
Incorporating regular exercise into your routine is crucial for weight loss and overall well-being. Find physical activities that you enjoy, such as brisk walking, jogging, cycling, swimming, or dancing. Aim for at least 150 minutes of moderate-intensity aerobic exercise per week, complemented by strength training exercises to build muscle and boost your metabolism.
  1. Prioritize Sleep:
Adequate sleep is often overlooked but plays a significant role in maintaining a healthy weight. Lack of sleep disrupts hormone regulation, increasing hunger and cravings for unhealthy foods. Aim for 7-9 hours of quality sleep each night to support weight loss efforts.
  1. Practice Mindful Eating:
Mindful eating involves paying full attention to your food, savoring each bite, and listening to your body's hunger and satiety cues. Avoid distractions such as screens while eating, and take your time to enjoy your meals. Mindful eating helps prevent overeating and promotes a healthier relationship with food.
  1. Manage Stress:
Chronic stress can contribute to weight gain and hinder weight loss efforts. Find healthy ways to manage stress, such as engaging in regular physical activity, practicing relaxation techniques (like yoga or meditation), spending time in nature, or pursuing hobbies you enjoy. Prioritizing self-care and stress reduction will support your weight loss journey.
  1. Stay Consistent and Patient:
Weight loss is a gradual process, and it's essential to stay consistent and patient throughout the journey. Embrace the lifestyle changes you make, and view them as long-term commitments rather than temporary fixes. Celebrate small victories along the way, and don't get discouraged by occasional setbacks. Remember that sustainable weight loss is about adopting a healthy lifestyle, not just a quick fix.
Conclusion:
Losing weight naturally involves making conscious choices to nourish your body and embrace a healthier lifestyle. By following these tips, you can achieve sustainable weight loss and improve your overall well-being. Remember, it's not just about the number on the scale but about feeling energized, and confident, and maintaining a healthy body weight in the long run.
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2023.06.03 08:43 Some_Tiny_Dragon What are some reasons why I feel bubbles in my chest?

21 Male with no history of drugs/alcohol besides 2nd hand cigarette smoke. Possible chemical burns in the lungs from 2 years ago and I have hypermobile joints (this has come up before during an unrelated clinic visit because of bone pain.) Visited the hospital recently for bubbles in my chest and chest pain on the left side.
The doctor said that I'm completely fine because the xray didn't see any black spots and lack of deformation in the area. Says its acid reflux. However I still feel bubbles in my chest moving around as I rotate to my side. I can position myself to make my heartbeat have a kind of splashing sound. I was given anti-inflammatorys and pain killers which were ineffective and only gave me a headache.
Is there simple reasons why I feel this? Is there reason to believe that this doctor did a bad job? Should I specify a test?
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2023.06.03 08:34 RomeoTessaract Yes, influence me to be Jewish

Influence of the Chosen people. Does not justify means and ends. Notice most in the bible the price of sins gets courted by G-d. From my studies yesterday: When Moses killed the Egyptian. It started a chain of events. That lead to the war for freedom. The bible is such poetry. Cain killing Abel. Moses, letting the Sea fall on the Egyptian Army.
Jesus of Nazareth's life and words are the poetry to the Tanakh. He was in Jewish home until he was 13. So he remembered it(Tanakh), possibly could read it. Because I think so much about his 40 days in the desert. And how today that is the crime for dropping the Torah in Judaism. As the man called king of the jews in his birth and death.
What happened to me, is I grew up with people who accepted the poetry we call New Testament. With real life accounts, and then teachings. That went on to define the world. Therefore, he is Called King of the World. And I kneel to him, especially in his Eucharist form. Raised outside Catholicism, it is not ingrained in me to kneel when I enter the church. Prayers I think, when even I was only protestant, got answered. But my sin was believing I could self interpret. To believe something without confirmation somewhere within the church I was baptized in.
I am king of one thing. And one thing only. And it is Catholic. I am king of how I act towards others.
There is no poetry in a fake religion that believes the world will end. For, how can poetry end ? If it started with Genesis.
We learned, we Catholics, that all good things are 3. Must be of our influence of the trinity. My ideology is that the third temple be a synagogue we know where it needs to be. Does anyone really believe that is evil? Tell me in a way my ears can hear why ? Because as the King I want it.
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2023.06.03 08:23 TheUltimateAlex what's wrong with my foot?

28, male, 5"7, non smoker, occasional alcohol, no medications, no drugs, 165 lbs.
I have had an issue with my right foot for at least a month and a half now, probably more. It's a pain that I notice walking or running, specifically when bending the toes to push off for leverage in that last moment before that foot comes off the ground. Bending it hurts, but I can also push against the ball of my foot with my thumb and find the painful spot. It's a relatively isolated spot at the base of the middle toe's phalange bone. I can bend other toes just fine without pain, but that one will hurt to pull back or push forward, the pain being in that same spot on the bone as well poking at it. It's a sharp sort of pain, very topical. Sometimes, usually after trying to strech it, it can have a hot sort of lingering pain, but usually it's just when walking or putting pressure on that specific spot.
Here's the backstory if helpful.
I play a lot of ultimate frisbee, and I'd taken off the winter to rest some shin splints i'd struggled with. Having started back up in spring, I quickly found my shins happy, but my feet not so much. My plantar facia seemed to be very tight, but it seemed to be loosening up. I stopped noticing that issue, and it seemed like my feet kept wearing down. I started getting a pain in the ball of my right foot. I kept playing, it was manageable, but it just got worse over time. I've been taking a few weeks off to recover, but it's still a work in progress, and I'm trying to figure out how soon I should play and if I am at risk of ruining my progress. I would say it's gotten better, I can walk casually now without noticing it, so I have to believe it can heal itself. But at the same time, I've never had this type of injury before, so I could use some help. I've also got a video of me showing the exact spot.
If anyone has insight, I appreciate the help. I'm looking into podiatrists near me, but money isn't in high supply, and I'm uninsured, so I need to be careful and get an idea of what the issue might be and where to get it addressed cheaply.
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2023.06.03 07:57 welfarecase00 Middle Aged Basketcase Wants to Improve His Life

I'm 42 and I have been living in my Mom's house in Hawaii for the past six years. She's in California and planning to sell the house in Hawaii and her house in California.
I live on the east side of the Big Island which doesn't have much going on. I find it hard to make friends and there's no jobs that are relevant to what I want to start my career in.
I studied Information Technology at the local university. I got my A+ and Security+ certificates and have been struggling to find my first job.
I have been on SSDI for about twenty years. I was approved for mental illness, Major Depression with General Anxiety Disorder. At this point in life the thought of getting off SSDI scares me, but I also understand that if I want to change my life for the better I should consider working a normal job like most people. I have been hospitalized more times than I can count, so sometimes I think I should just be on it for life. I'm confused.
I'm still applying for jobs online. I have had interviews but not offers. I was able to get a Front End Designer paid internship but unfortunately I did not learn much and it did not really do much for me.
How can I get ahead? Should I try moving to the mainland? Should I just stay on SSDI because I'm a basketcase?
I want friends. I want a good job. I want the things that come with a wonderful life. I also want security when it comes to health care. If something happens to me now, I'm covered. If I start working, well after a while that goes away and I get thrown to the wolves of private health insurance. It almost seems like I am gambling here.
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2023.06.03 07:47 xohotmessmamaox A normal Skeeter Syndrome reaction or something else?

Hi all. I have Skeeter Syndrome and even had a mosquito bite two weeks before this that was a normal Skeeter Syndrome reaction where it swelled to the size of a half-dollar coin (approx 2” in diameteping pong sized welt). Ironically right in the middle where the empty space would be.
These are progression shots from bug bites I got may 28th up to today. I’ve never had a reaction like this before and I’m not sure if it’s because there are 2 or three bites or if it’s something else.
I’ve had a head ache and runny nose, but no fever. It stopped itching yesterday and no pain unless I press on a specific spot. There is also no swelling now.
The large portion of redness though is a bit concerning.
Would love any insight! My doctors don’t have an option to send photos and I don’t really want to go to the doctor for a bug bite/normal Skeeter reaction.
Thank you for your help!
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2023.06.03 07:44 Harvttt Wattpad Stories

Can some people please check out these Wattpad Stories I was reading and tell me they aren't the best things ever? They were made by writerofhotstories and Hotwatpadwriter. (These names suck ik) They're made by some of my friends and are literally the stupidest/best things ever.
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2023.06.03 07:24 Dapper_Jury_2615 Star-Ledger/NJ.com fires weekly "Pets in Need" columnist; the last column ran on May 8th

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2023.06.03 06:56 Environmental-Zone-4 Hey!

Bye everyone. I was a serious lurker of jeeneetard sub. You may never knew me but i am sure tumne kahi na kahi comments dekhe hoge. That sub was the only place where I could go since I had no friends anywhere. Jee prep wasn't so good. Two years are flashing back in my mind now a day before advanced. Thank you to all who helped me and Best of luck to fellow aspirants. Signing out.
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2023.06.03 06:52 Ok_Dimension_8995 The unquantifiable regret I feel for taking care of my dying stepdad

To cut it short as a kid when my mother looked at me all she could see was my father I honestly think, so naturally I gravitated more towards words him. He was pretty tough, went to nam, tropic lightning is all I know. I used to boast, “Oh he’s not my father but he’s earned the title of dad.” Corny but as time went on his health deteriorated, and eventually he retired. His condition kept getting worse, more frequent falls, no improvement in rehab just kind of a slow decline. And we’d all pitch in when we could my mom would take the brunt of course but I’d get his medicine, feed him, bring him to appointments, so I felt a little good about myself. Turns out he had been r***** my sister for almost 9 years from the age of 9 until she left for college. My mom had also mentioned he had poisoned my grandma at some point. At first like a dummy I said, “Oh of course I won’t say anything I just wanna keep the character you played not the guy you are and to do that I can’t have any contact.” He said he understood and preceded to harass me calling multiple times a day, even watching me on the camera outside. It has speakers so I could hear the fucker laughing. LAUGHING. Like he even has a right idk. So I blocked his number and now he wants to take his car back. The car I use to get to work and school, the car he can’t even drive. I know she’s not the only one looking back. I want to go over there so bad and beat the breaks off boy but he’d actually die if anybody punched him. There’s more I wish I could say but are probably against tos so I’ll leave it there.
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2023.06.03 06:15 Puzzleheaded_Help423 [OC] I know she’s mega popular now but where the hell were y’all when Age of Calamity was out?!

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2023.06.03 06:09 samueldormervil1 Kahleial narrating his experience when he got casted down to Hell and the Lake of Fire by God after a Fatal Drug Overdose (Near-Death Experience)

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2023.06.03 05:50 DealMann Moca adapter failing?

Home built in 2005, only put Ethernet in a few areas, not in all rooms. I did put coax in all the rooms. So, fast forward to Covid, I needed a good internet connection for work, so I posted here you guys saved me by recommending moca and using the coax line. The connection was every bit as good as Ethernet. Until this week. As of Wednesday I had 20 internet disconnects. Thursday I used Ethernet (ran a wire across the hallway) to check the connection and it had zero disconnects. So Thursday I checked every connection, tightened them all and plugged them back replacing the patch cable on both ends. The whole setup is indoors so none of it is exposed to the elements. Today I had 15 disconnects. Is there any way to test for a failure or dying moca device? 2 years ago I got the Action tec version. It worked perfect until this week. Any ideas?
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2023.06.03 05:06 Altruistic-Ant-6221 Idk what to do anymore

I (21 F) have struggled with anxiety and depression since my early teen years. My anxiety was more social anxiety/ general with the occasional panic attacks. Fast forward to a few months ago I really couldn’t shake the idea of quitting my job I wasn’t sure why I loved my job (animal shelter attendant) some of the employees were ball busters and I made minimum wage. I was told I would be moving to an assistant management position soon which came with a raise yay. Needless to say that didn’t happen. The days at work got longer and longer. I stopped finding the joy in the job I loved so much. Yes it was also a sad job but I found more happiness. One day I had a panic attack at work and left early. Nothing in particular just I guess built up emotion. I didn’t go to work for another 3 days and I texted my boss that I quit. I quit just about a month ago. Since then I have barely left my home I barely eat or eat too much staying in bed isn’t comfy anymore but it’s so much better than getting up. I see no reason for me. I feel like an inconvenience to my family a disappointment even. I feel like I don’t belong in this world anymore. All my friends have slowly left which was probably my fault. My boyfriend, we’ve been dating over a year is very patient with me. I feel like me always being down if affecting him too I’m watching him lose interest in things he loves, he comes over just to sleep, he never eats. He wasn’t always like this. He used to be super social, he loved video games, he liked to workout. I feel like I’ve sucked his happiness somehow. He doesn’t deserve it. I feel like I’m hitting a new low and idk how I’m gonna come back from this one. I’ve never known feelings like this. I will say at least no one would have to deal with my funeral cause I’m too much of a pussy to end it. I’ve never felt more sad,alone,anxious,and just done with life. Sorry kinda rambled lol
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2023.06.03 04:57 The-only-Throngler Looking for an old Chicago yearly news broadcast about a 1970’s mobster

This program may be about multiple mobsters or just Samuel “The Mule” Annerino. Supposedly it was a yearly broadcast that would air around the anniversary of his murder (July).
Does anyone know what this may be or if there are surviving recordings of it?
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2023.06.03 04:36 kperez48 Higher singulair dose for faster results?

I was prescribed singulair to help "treat", I guess, what might be early capsular contracture, not really sure what it is...it's been almost a year since my original procedure and lefty still didn't want to drop so I went and did a revision where he cut open the pocket a little more, after which the implant immediately dropped into perfect position! BUT THEN...two weeks later...it literally came right back up. I'm so annoyed. Everything I'm reading says capsular contracture happens around 6 weeks post op to up to a year so how could it have happened so soon again as 2 weeks? Anyway I'm currently taking 10mg and just wondering if taking 20mg of singulair would maybe speed up the process...I have a cruise to go on in 28 days and I don't want to be lopsided 😫 halp. I'm also wearing compression strap in like a figure 8 shape only around the needed implant so as not to cause the other "good" one to end up dropping too low - is that a possibility or is that in my head too? Please and thank you for your advice!!
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2023.06.03 04:16 Ichigo-Strawberry My Kitchen Vent Exploded

I was cooking dinner and turned on the vent thing over the stove, but when i tried to to it is it kind of shifted so i kept turning it but it kept going until a bunch of sparks flew out and i thought my house was gonna be set on fire. It was scary
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2023.06.03 04:09 AbrocomaHappy9564 I’ll click yours if you click mine 🙏

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