'Faze'.
At the, "Dere-Licht," Manor, upon the Steps of the Stairs, a Smoked Pipe was placed. In the very Centre of the Meeting Hall (the Room off to the Side from the Bottom of the Stairwell), there was another one, as well. Okay well, throughout the entire building... More like, a GREAT number!
Avem had them placed all throughout that Rebuilt Old Character House, and within that Glorified Mansion, there were Smoked Pipes, In and On Cupboards, Resting Upon Windowsills (with the Drapes Pulled or Left Open), upon Countertops, Hidden Inside of Bookshelves (if not Resting Upon them), of course on the Mantle, Hidden In and Around Corners.. at Every End, Above and Slightly Adjacent to Entrances, and even some, which were included upon the Tabletops...
All of these Smoking Pipes, some with Ashen Remainders in them, some only Constructed Models of, what we imagine, would have been kept for their Interest Sake, were watched by a Careful Set-Up, of Video Surveillance.
The Surveillance, Signaled Hanging Display Monitors, all throughout the House, and also at Avem's Lab in Tokyo. Some of these Monitors, were Hanging from the Ceiling, at the Walls, Facing Down and Into the Rooms. Others, in the Bedrooms, were Level with Sitting Chairs, where one might want to Sit Down and Look At Them.
They were Set Up, Primarily, To Catch Every Angle and Motion of Light or Shadow Upon or Within the Pipes. This Recording of Smoked Rememberances, took place Every Night and Day, from the Rising to the Setting of the Sun, all Throughout the Years. What were the Ashes for?
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Granny Smith, he yelled. I'm telling you! She didn't believe him one bit. And you pretend you weren't looking for me!?...
She interrogated him fearsomely. Do you know who I am???
Do you know who I am, "Roared," Perry, back at her, bleakly. He was terrified. Though, he somehow managed to pull off a tone, which mirrored her own, with mock mavery.
Down the hall, there was a beep. Close the door, Swarma commanded, looking out through the interrogation Room's Exit. There was the sound of a, "fwoosh," and a, "click," outside of it. Nobody had been at the Exit, either to push or to pull it's heavy door, closed. There was also no telling, of where that other door might be. She took a swab and daubed Perry with it quickly, before leaving. Wait right here, she cackled, smiling a leerily-wisening old grin, as she left him to total.
What's doing this to you? shrieked Ren. June had actually been, in all fact, sobbing and in dread. Her body, becoming purple, as it was, "cast," with some thick layer of unknown chrysoform, which continued to cover her in variegating patches, no matter how much she scratched or peeled. It seemed to keep leaking out from her pores in beads, which coalesced over her skin, recombined, and matted. Heaving, she threw a chunk at the Vending Machine.
She was sitting in Emergency, having just made it through Triage. These are for you, said the Faithful and Believing, Catholic Lady Friend of Wells, who passed her some Pamphlets from the Lecture.
The Professor had stopped everything, to see to it that this kind Lady, would bring Juniper to ER, post-haste. June had brought Ren along as a Study Buddy, for Note-Taking, with a Bribe.
Initially, June went out to the Mountains, to collect Perry's belongings from the Rented Cabin. Upon arriving back in town, both she and Ren decided to Drive out to the College for a Lecture, and to Sight-See, while asking people around the Area if they had Seen or Heard from Perry. Could he be haunting her somewhere? Was there any hope?
Although... the Professor HAD, abruptly interrupted his Lecture to find one of his CPR-trained staff to escort Juniper to the nearby Hospital E.R., in the event that she might not make it there herself, and was, "Truly," facing a Medical Crisis.
The Vending Machine, went lame, and the lights in ER flickered for a moment. I'm getting creeped, said Ren. That's all!
June's problem stemmed back, from when she ate the Oatmeal, which Perry had left behind at the Cabin, while she was inside it, looking at a Newspaper and Doodling.
Some of Avem's Team, had been in the Trails previously, and Driven a Snowmobile through them, tracing Chemicals through the Snow. A or Spoken Split. It had been at just one of her Lab's Testing Zones.
Avem had caught onto Perry, first, when her Voice Exploded from a Crackling Ice Wyrm/ “i”’Sāqa-Šaqqa, in the Cabin's Fireplace.
Avem had been Writing her Vocals into the Chemical Strains of the Ice-Wyrm Constituency Potion, which she concocted in her Lab, and Spread Rumours about, then Codifying it with Automatic Cyber-Sentience Response-Forms, which took initiatives, based on Environmental Factors, and in turn, fed back Information. This Data, was made readable by her Reverse Tonic, which Tabulated it, by Codices, which had Variables in her own Mental Inter-Framing. Cog-Notes, if you will, to her own Cognition. All of, these, Variables, which entered her Consideration, let her Pry, both on Known, and Unknown, Territories. She frequently Drank her Cyber-Tonic from a Vial in her Lab, while going over Her Work.
Perry Wheeled, and Stumbled around the Room, trying to avoid the Icicle Firecrackers, which were Sounding Off whenever he Slid and/or Stepped upon them. He'd apparently been Mega-Dosed, and was now about to Learn what in the World of a Mega-Dosed, Felt Like when Under and In It.
The Wyrms were Sounding Off, in an Acoustics Array, and Perry, Bounded and Rebounded Turning Listless as the Chrysalids Exited him, and Becoming Reinterred into Motion Again, by their Sounds. He was now, well... Not Feeling Like a Perry. That and he was Done, Done, and, "Roared," out. He could No Longer even Find his Own Vocal to Bless How He Felt. Avem came back in, when the Turnabout was Over. She had Observed Perry by a Camera Hidden in the Room, which was Hooked up to her Monitors for Surveillance, as well. Turning on a Ventilation Fan, from outside, which led the Room's Air into a Separate Chamber, she had Two People, Dressed in Dark Robes, walk in, and move Perry back to his Chair, now Limp. They Swept Up, the Remaining Crystalline Deciduates, and Drains Opened, which Took the Little Bit of Liquidine Debris, Out of the Room. Perry, was now Toned.
Swarma, Placed her Hand on his Forehead, at First to Take his Temperature, and then, Mentally Calibrating his Vocal Remembrance within Herself, Uttered a Word to him, While he sat Slumped over the Chair, Catatonic. The Word.
And Therein, may be a Key... His Subconscious Mind, would most certainly Remember. She Had Uttered It, in His Very Own Vocal Tone. Why? It Rendered him Cognizant and Triggered His Mentality, as though His Own... Though, Truly?... Her Own.
Perry was allowed, with the other Time Wraiths as escort, to slowly move around the Manor and familiarize himself with it. He was being taught by them, how to remain very still for long periods of time. Many of the Time Wraiths, were flown out to the Lab down in Tokyo, to use the computers on their Night-Watch Network. The Lab there, housed her prized Hua Niu ("Black Diamond") Apple, Bonsai, kept under specialized lighting, plus numerous other artefacts. It was set up like somewhat of a Museum, with one dimly lit, humming room for computer observancy, which apart from Monitor glare, left much to the realm of the keen observer.
The 34, often formed a Large Pentagram, with two people at each of the five elemental points, two people between each elemental point encompassing, two people between each elemental point intersecting, two people in the very centre, and two people encircling round about. Underneath them, was stone masonwork in black basalt, and a large star outline, traced with gold inlay.
A chandelier hung above them, and the room had an overview of the gated entrance, where birds were often seen in trees, and light could pour in, but at night, the glass of these windows turned sheet-black to buffet them in, high enough up that none might peep.
By no commotion of ceremony, the participants would stand and hear the NicNeven recite her Canon address. The fruits her Science had yielded, sounded in the Hall, and into their collective memory, which disbanded when they did, after she read from her book.
The book, made from gene paper, was their Canon, and this... only a meeting hall. Despite its congressional form, summons were not of sell out to World Teachings. She ranked as their Science-elected, matriarch, of mental-modernity, by the facet of old typings and tyings, to, "new," teachings.
Ruminations from the fruits of her labwork, thereat would be discussed. For if nobody would have them, they most certainly would. Then, and only then, would the lines be codographed (some of the Night-Watch, were also very good hackers). They were secretly culted-over, but by few, and their practicum bore method, not mere devotion. The team were, "Nec-Will'O’Mancer"-affiliate.
An Addendum/Add-On on The Hadena/Gaudy Hadibi/Gift, Out Of Hades/Hell, by Hoodoo (Through Sinter Croft Sinchery, or, alleged Ho-Doctorate).
~ In Other Words: The Elaborately Sinched False-Label on Tobacco Smoke. ~
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That It Came From, Túḫ-ḫa-a-iz-zi: "To Produce Smoke."
A Variant Of This Hittite Language Word (In Imperative Plural), Is, "Tuḫḫāndu."
…
Because, 'Tuh': Means to, "Pour"/"Give Birth"/"Lay Eggs"/"Touha (Which, implies, by, "Desire")," And/Or, "Tuha," https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuh
This, As Well As, 'Tuhh': "Thousand"/"Grand"/"Tonn,” by the Proponent of Measure. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuhh
&
... 'Tuha': "Tuba." https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/туъһа
Where, ... 'Tuba' (Malay Language): Is a, "Poison That Is Made Out Of Root." https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuba
Plus, it’s, 'Tuba' (Malay Language), Gives "Duva (Fijian Language),"
For 'Dūbǭ' (Dutch Language): https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Germanic/dūbǭ * 'Dūbǭ', Can Mean, "Dove." *
Thus, “Height.” Though, Holy Spirit (Or Prayers) still, “Intemn”/”Imprison,” you as Indebted by Material Snare (Karmic-Causal Renditions), if not off of it.
…
~ After Tuh, Which Too, Is Tuha.. And Tuha, Which With Tuhh, Is Thousand.. ~
... Kamba Language: "Andu,” for, “Mundu."
• Making, "Tuḫḫāndu."
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The Reason Why, Is Because,
"Andu (Kamba Language)": "Mundu,"
And "Mundu (Kamba Language)": "A Man,"
When,
"Mʊ̀ntʊ̀ (Proto-Bantu Language)": "Kɪ̀ntʊ̀"/"Thing,"
And "Kɪ̀ntʊ̀"/"Thing,"
When Translated To Nyasa, Chichewa Language: "Chinthu."
This Last Addition Indicates The

• "Co."

Which Is, The, "Man," "Thing," Or, "World," Of It, So To Speak.
Which Would Be The World, If Not By Dove-Letterate.

• Jehu, Jehu, He’ish I Say too. *

Ishi (Hosea). …

• Anyhow, the Natives know it by another name. Hope you've enjoyed the Lesson!

What did you have me on? Some sort of Cerelium Slick? El, in Perry, broke out bawling. Something so licentious that I can’t tell I’m licked. HaHa.
His stupor adored him with affection, and he had a hammering affectation from it. It caused him to clout his knowing, though only briefly.
Perry came through, yamming… I’m looking back on days of Candy Cloaker Gobstoppers! You mean you literally had me erased… or, where am I?
You Hide no Burger, in Finding Fries, Perald. Daytime is where I have you.
At that, there had been an unconventional or out-of-the-norm convening, where not-an-one of all the attendants had-in, to agree, "We are Necropolitan"... Though, their greed to know, would grow.
Perry led himself back in, looking for his girlfriend, strangely feeling sold out of his nut.
…
Ironically, it was just at that point that Juniper had made it there. She too was undergoing her thought detexturing, “rinse,” that is, the opposite of any detox, after looking like a Raisin May's, “In.”
This was to be the, “Turnabout (a new Ceremony was declared by Avem’s Host in Relative-Caster Company, and held somewhat like a House Party).”
A $9,000.00 Maitland Smith Dollhouse Bar Cabinet, was off in isolated room of the newly Renovated Manor, with a load of Porcelain Dolls and cameras to watch it.
That room was off limits.
Juniper had had it in her know long afore, in dream. Now to hack Avem… oh, where?
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"Osa," circuit of my air... How can, "I," enfold you? Swarma asked, with a vestitude, which only, behooved to surmise her, with surreptitious guiltiness of paridyllic refrain.
She, “The NicNeven,” winked meaningfully, holding an extremely rare pipe up, skyward.
The Time Wraiths all sat, in their, “F”arm-Ended Theatre apart from the once-Ballroom.
Quieting down, it was in their circle that a cast occurred, but in truth they were no relative summoners and Avem’s Mafia had elected them afresh.
That is… that as they were all a, somewhat afraid and eerily sketched out, “Fresh Crop,” yet and though, she would in fact, have them richly afforded, in Good Time.
…
Avem’s Mafia had sent the former Nec-Will’O’Mancers over to her Manor for the Renovations.
Avem, then, was Crowned, “Accorded,” and the Newly Selected Time Wraiths, could be Trained.
Avem’s Clue In, in her new Role, while in her old Manor seemed to live in it’s espies.
I mean, they must have had her drugged for the whole house to be enchanted, somehow, but the only question is who set it up, and when?
One of her clues, came from a former Nec-Will’O’Mancer silently shadow-encoaching a novice approved in the group, by his far larger boding of path had, in-the-off. She heard the man in her head as well, ruling that Smith had to explore her ties in the Mafia, through rank, a second time, and thus a later, termed-submission as a right of accession, had been officed.
She, once again (the man went over in his mind) being indoctrinated into Mafia rank, though slowly, because her freedom-release methods, were her own merital device, and she needed a longer time to work at them.
Avem, had canned herself intentionally, to stay at a head, but nobody fully knew, how it was done.
Reptilian Mind Control.
-‐-
How could that be?
Look to the Wind, and we shall ride. ~ "Phantom Riding The Whip," where one is not standing on top of a vehicle, but rather, riding over a different type of, "Whip," as a, "Phantom-Circuit." ~
"Now we admonish," they recited.
"Peace be," stated the NicNeven. She inhaled from the lit pipe.
They all, “doned,” her infuriatingness, with amicability.
Now yes, your highest love, and what’s our gift they forecried, awaiting something.
Not of in an any Dib of forgery… You will undoubtedly see. She canned.
Please don’t mess us or master us mental, Avem, one girl joked, admitting the kind dark lair WAS weird.
That's Missus, Avem relegated ghasting.
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Now, I have here the document they stole it from, a man entering the room said. He read aloud,
The remains of a, "chicote"/"cigar butt"/"cigarette butt."
The Nec-Will'O'Mancers, then stated in unison, reading off of the pamphlets they'd previously been handed out, though in a less clear-and-determined tone, or well (it seemed), in a way that hummed and wandered.
"... Far l'fo, Ho glow. How we sway. How does a hard tar, Lie her thieu, In a chi, icy high..."?
When they were finished reciting, the man continued speaking.
By, "sukunai," "少ない," the man continued in Japanese… a word, which means, "few or little," with the root word, "少し ("すこし," "sukoshi").""
Avem exhaled. "The synonym for, which is, "chotto," she said. So yes... in other words? "A little." "ちょっと ("chotto")," may I add, it has a root word in the adverb, "chito..." "... "ちと ("chito")," as in, "slightly," "a little," "a bit," or, "somewhat," where, "ち ("chi," means, “small”)," and, "と ("to," is an adverbial particle). "と ("to")," is also a noun, which is short for, "と金 (tokin)," which will now indicate a promoted, "歩兵 ("fuhyō," or, "pawn”)," that, "moves," like a, "金将 ("kinshō," or, “gold general”).""
Thus, what might have been inferred, perhaps, was that a, "Chicote," in a pipe, was, more or less, alike unto a, "Chi Chót," if it did indeed implicate such.
A, "Chót," of course, meaning something at the, "Bottom," "Lowest Extremity," or, "End," of something, and from there, or at that point, perhaps even then moving forward.
Chicote, apart from being a form of Tobacco, was also, in all truth, a form of, "Whip," known for being a Scourge, in places like the Congo.
The NicNeven, had already caught wise to this, and also how, this form of Tobacco, may have had it's own "Xicohtli (a Nahuatl word, for, "Bumblebee")."
I guess, what needed to be said most (as a nod to the Indigenous People), was that they were good to hold a Peace over the Herb, and also Bow...
Some people may have needed a Peace Blessed over them, knowing the Nature of how all Words exist with ties to Power.
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This time, however, she was not merely dreaming with the pipe. She aimed to begin work on something more pivotal. Holding her peace, over them, as though the Time Wraiths had not, in fact, been led by her to keep a different mindset, themselves, she kept them aware, of the part of her mind they were let in by.
A part, they would not be able to share. When inhaling, she did so with a strickening wind, through sympathetic diacords and resonance fields, and from a region locked onto by the Time Wraiths collective awareness. The NicNeven (we presume, remaining silent somewhere at the top of an, "imaginary," but quite irregal, circuit of Heaven, and with her pipe), had her whole lot hidden safely away, and blessed unseen.
She, "wind-let," her chosen remote area, with the pipe, from a distance, as though it were a whip and a scourge, creating yet another (this time stronger), bane.
Her smoke summons, were such that, she hoped to collect and open them, one day, as a portal, to dawn on the World.
As for the pipe vision. This one was well formed. She might have make a centrepiece of it, on table somewhere.
Many of them, rested on glass plates, with glass cases overtop. After their Surveillance Circuit had run, "Ash-Line Data," or, "Pipe Particle Intel," was fed through a Computer on the Ash-Configuracy, Analysis-Observancy Program, of the, 'Night-Watch Circuit', of the, "Time Wraiths"-Network, and for a Number of Reasons...
One, being that the Data, would often be used to reproduce these, "In-Pipe Visions," as, "Viable Product-for-Sale ("Furnishings from the, "Furnace,"" so-to-speak)," and so they needed a Good Record of Analysis kept for Reproduction. "Pipe Reproductions," would be made using more Durable Materials, and Non-Smokable Materials. The Data, would also allow the group to Configure Predictions of Ash-Shift, with a Matrix, once Measurements and Variables were Plugged into an appropriate Coded Program Logarithm, which helped them see, potential Shift Patterns, which may yet arise. The Furnishings, were to be kept as Permanent Pipes... Artefacts, for the Mansion, and Museum, of Swarma.
'Necrolith Spectre'. ~ The NicNeven's, "Necrolith Spectre," had a very real premise. She, had drawn Chi through her Summon of Feiz, by a Fix. ~
"Chi (# 14)": https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E3%81%A1
"Summon ("Korean," Language)": 徴 https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%BE%B4#Japanese
"Feiz ("Zhuang," Language)": https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/feiz#Zhuang
"Fix ("Bouyei," Language)": https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fix
Andrew wrote obscurely,
My thought is that the Jinwen Bian, Bronze Inscription, of, "Fá (in the Mandarin Language)," ties itself over to, "Fät (in the "Volapük," Language)," and thus relates to, "Fate," and, "Karma."
"Fat (in the Cantonese Language)," means, "Buddha," and is related to, "Fá (in Mandarin)," while, "Fät (in the Voläpuk Language)," is characteristic of, "Buddhist Philosophy."
Does anyone else see the Structure of the Modern, "Wheel," in the Mandarin, "Fá?" - A.W.T. (November 18th, 2020).

• No-one knew why. *

‘A, “Marrow Vin Gean”’.
The Holy Spirit Sword cuts through to the Marrow. This is intended to mean that it is versatile. Only, more to the point, that it is not intended for vice.
How this happens, is that it has verses, in tandem occurrence, operating in relevant reflection, on Scripture, and is designed to heal. That is… before having thought of attack or rendering anyone ineffectual.
Wisdom from Jesus, in Scripture, teaches us, that, without Doctrinal relevance, and Revelation, we live on a Dying Planet and cause it.
~ Falling out of our mouths, if I may add. ~ The tongue is a venomous instrument, which apart from destroying, needs to be bridled with Scriptural Truth and or the Gospel, or healing falls away from what we know of vital spirit, sowing, growing, engrafting, and planning.
However picking up on any dead line of “Prayer Chain (for things truly are, by introspection, a righteously bidden, divine godly judgement's in of how to live by a planetary Monodeism and not just by correspondence, but mainly faith in Him),” to help, Christianly, defeat the death of the soul. [Angelic parameters, of what’s barred, of course had in, or it’s out a’barren]
Marrow is where the Blood Cells are created before reaching the Circulatory System.
This is in the bone.
Luz is the Catholic-Bidden Vertebrae/Spinal Column Bone for Resurrection.
As Jesus commands one to Live or the Tree not to grow for being of ill time, Our lines have a prayer solvency to that line of fess, by the Vin, or vine, and gean or Spirit.
However, Merovingeans are babylonian Dragon order. We needed it bidden less graven.

• Remember the Holy Ghost is of the Burning Bush, with Moses, in Exodus, in The Holy Bible (and not only there).

A Spirit Sword (Of The LORD), bids first how to save. One, “should,” not desire to dare another into fire, as God graces the time by his hand.
Made of Heaven, wise, the sword knows the hairs on the heads of the utilizers and counting unequal, may perform.
That is, off for bolder lead, and even balded for baring, out of the Worker’s Parable of God’s Constance and Unequal Nature, bearers of it's Fire, may see, and do oft’ find some in their know, of the Church Hold on Word.
Obvious?
This is the Rate Of Pay, in the Vineyard Parable, of the Workers who worked (un-in Mammon), for their Lord (Christ), earlier, and then some other, later (ie. When, in Truth, found bidden in and by Him, a fair constant is maintained, no matter World Climate, in the Fellowship), for and not toward, the forever, for they may not be bidden.
God unriddled.
Jesus, is the Amen in Revelations 3:14, He Ransoms Believers Souls, through Self Sacrifice and Sovereign Service, his father, created and lawed through the covenants, and the commandments, and owned all heaven host and hierarch, and the Holy Spirit, Blessed the Way.
'On What Could Have Been'.
An expensive matryoshka was brought in for Ralph to look at...
He received the package at his Estate, and had a hard time with his spectacles, adjusting them trying to read the fine print.
The brown paper parcel, with white sticker, opened to a smaller purple gift box, within it. The gift box was about the size of an order of chow mein, and from within the lilac tissue paper inside, was a golden doll. Andrei, Fu, and Evelyn, had driven back and were now seated around Mr. Dizzmith.
Well, here it is, he stated. No word of who it's from, not to mention that I'm not working anymore.
Is it another antique asked Andrei?
Yes, and well, I think it is, replied the Senior, but the thing is, I don't know how to open it. It's a Matryoshka or Russian Nesting Doll, and this one is rather expensive, but the Middle Circumference of the Doll has a Twistable-Dial Lock, and I've never known that to be the case before.
Would you wager all the others inside it are like that, too? asked Evelyn. I know what Matryoshkas are, but you're right. This one DOES seem a little bedeviled.
Perhaps said Ralph.
Do you think there is anything inside, asked Fu.
It looks a little weighty. Is it a bomb? Asked Evelyn.
Nobody would bomb a man like Mr. Dizzmith, said Andrei, but just to be on the safe side, I'll look it up. Andrei pulled out his Smart Phone.
Most bombs don't have Passcodes, said Fu. Look, the Passcode is right here on the box.
It says the code can be adjusted and is made to be matrilineal.
This is most definitely a finely-crafted specimen then, but how does it work? asked Ralph.
Well, it looks like every Doll has two turnable dials at the vertical middle, which run horizontal and around the circumference. These are adjusted from within, when open, and numerically set with dates for a passcode, before the top and bottom on each doll are latched, that is. Each doll is secured, around and over the former one, which has been latched or fastened, and each, in so doing, has its dials consecutively scrambled from the outside, before putting the next doll on it. The dolls are hollow, and increase in scale, to fit, while the locks operate by Birth Years of mothers, or rather, daughters. If one Mother or Grandmother, leaves a Sum, in her Will, to the, 'Matryoshka Fund', it will Increase in Interest, and if they send an Heirloom in With the Money, once the Company is Informed of the Birth of the Final Child, they will send the Doll to the Final Child, Heirloom within It. The Family History, and Records are Sent too, as the Locks are Set with Birth Years, of Mothers, in Chronological Order or First to Last, and this Prevents the Wrong Families from Accessing the Contents.
If No Contents, are Sent by the Ancestral Will-Bearer, Gifts-in-Shop, may also be Included, upon Initial Order Selection.
The Company/Fund, occasionally Touches Base with the Families, but this is Less Common.
Who is it for? asked Evelyn.
I have no idea, but there's some Weird Vial in it!
What could it be of, though?
Well, Matryoshka's are generally not compartments, made use of, for containing things, but this appears to be a Vial of Oil.
"Oyle," is a rare name for the Saviour, "Jesus Christ," remarked Andrei.
"Oyle ("Middle English," Language)": # 2.4. https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/oyle Maybe an Heiress, then? said Ralph. WHO could she have been?!

Check your store for these points if you're struggling with sales, I've been reviewing shopify sites for 3 yrs and picked up these tips. might be a few useful bits for your site
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general web layout
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header - ideally should have a good number of links (on desktop view). the height of the header should be as short as possible, otherwise it can cover the site content. Also large headers have lots of empty space (empty space is a big no-no, looks unprofessional). Big issue - For the shop link there should always be a 'shop all' option. Then customers can just browse without having to click back and forth into each individual collecton, which can lead to click burnout and bounce.
footer - Ideally should have your contact address, address, maybe a telephone number, contact times (builds trust and looks professional). Also it should have your socials links, about us, contact, shipping, returns, page links...as a minimum.
buttons - looks better if it's a solid colour not a frame. it's possible to CSS code in a shadow or solid shadow, which looks better (adidas has quite good buttons) makes a 'big' subtle difference. You can also CSS code in shadows on the text of buttons, again generally looks better
fonts - never use old fashioned fonts like times new roman, really affects the look. Can get some pretty edgy title fonts for things like urban streetwear which look good. Also the big title fonts and small paragraphs 'look' is quite good...nike is a good example.
colour scheme - sites that have a colour scheme (ie one colour for their buttons, announcement bar, header background, footer background) tend to be more memorable than sites without a colour scheme. enhances the brand.
email subscription popups - if you have a subscription popup try and delay its pop at least 5 seconds into landing. otherwise you're asking people to give out their email address before having seen anything of the site or products. Also a good message is key, try and incentivise them to give out their email (eg signup for a chance to win a prize, or discount code),
products - are there enough? ideally you want the 'huntegatherer' shopping experience where they have to search, compare and find something. Not an empty store with only 4 products, which makes for a bad experience (not applicable for 1 product stores).
On the other hand you can have too may products or categories. And you get the burnt out shopper effect - think of a time when you're on amazon, does anyone really want to search for a product after more than say 6 pages.
front page
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At the mo, the trend for web design and the front page is to have 'a ton' of content. content-rich. If you look at the big players and most successful sites their front page is jam-packed with content. This doesnt include a few apparel sites like supreme, or the more expensive apparel brands, I personally think they would get more sales if they did.
Your front image is part of the branding. Should be high quality photography, full colour (not greyed over), with a bit of text/button over the top or better graphics, discount codes. Ideally a slideshow. Ideally with people in the shot. With the text make sure it's clear what is for sale, and make it concise :)
The front page usually includes a good logo, a front image (or better a slideshow, or a movie), a small amount of blurb (2 or 3 sentences of good copy), add to carts (more than 6, not usually more than 30) exclusive to us add to carts, featured product, top pick this month add to cart. It can also have 'as seen in' icons (eg vogue, cosmopolitan, GQ). A movie, special offers/ discount codes, an IG gallery, reviews..with name/location/stars (this gives your brand momentum knowing that people are buying from you and trust your business).
If your prices are higher than people might expect it could be good to have a small section on the front page explaining 'rarity''craft''effort' etc
If you need extra credibility. Like say selling a protein powder or maybe a lifestyle therapist....you can have a tick comparison table, graph, pie/ chart, diagram, comparison table.
A lot of new sites have a problem with 'text' on the front page. Way too much text. They have large paragraphs (which look bad on desktop, worse on mobile). Nothing worse than a wall of text. People want to see nice photos, products + prices. If you have anything with more than 4 sentences people will just scroll past it imo.
Add to carts
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the photos need to be great. can you see the designs properly, if it's too wide a crop and the pic is too small on your catalogue page - people cant see the product properly ...they wont click into each and every add to cart to see it. this will affect sales. Have you got the latest theme which has all the gizmos on your add to carts...'on sale', 'tiktok fav', 'top seller', star reviews, etc
product descriptions
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avoid walls of text. have paragraphs, bullet points, diagrams, charts, emojis, 'estimated delivery date', link to faq or shipping page, lots of photos and maybe a movie,
supporting pages
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Go the extra mile. For your about us, have photos. For your returns and shipping pages have some drop down menus/ diagrams. For your contact us have an address, email address, maybe a map.
General points
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Amazon. amazon is always gonna be a threat, but remember jeff bezos is one of the richest men in the world. If that is the case then there must surely be room to undercut and outperform his company. Also amazon sells allsorts, they dont specialize in anything ...which is an opportunity. Would you buy say protein powder from amazon or from Big Jack's protein powder store, where they sell 30 types of powder and come across as specialists. Big Jack's would have a stronger brand loyalty + trust than amazon. It does depend on what niche you go for. Tech gadgets, gym equipment, kitchen stuff, books, will generally be amazon's domain at the mo.
With sites that have higher pricepoints, and often the more successful sites generally....they tend to photo the people more than the products. Think group shots, wideangles, close ups, singles, couples, different angles, interesting locations. Good examples are Nike, Gucci, Adidas. You dont often see mid-shots of people smiling into the camera, because these are too basic. That's the mistake most new streetwear brands make. And a lot of new jewellery sites dont even have models on their site, which has a bad effect on the branding and sales imo.
Klarna. And other buy now pay later payment options. These are getting more and more popular. If you sell anything above $40 it's a good buying motivator to have klarna. And mention it on the front page (like they do with pandora jewellery)
Wizards. When your selling a lot of products which connect together (eg a solar power system with battery, wires, solar panel) a 'step by step wizard' with link on the front page is a good idea. Otherwise it can be daunting not knowing what to buy ( https://diytvwallmount.com.au/ is a good example of a wizard)
First 2 seconds. the first 2 seconds are the most important part of the customer experience. If they land on the front page ...they look at the logo then the front image then the message. If there's any confusion (like it's not clear what's for sale) or lack of clarity it affects the whole journey. You could have the most amazing site after that, but if the logo + front image arent up to scratch (the brand), it takes a heck of a lot to get back on track and lead to a sale. in ecommerce the branding is the business.
Retargeting ads -the reason you see the same TV ad's over and over is because re-targeting works, most people buy between 3-10 landings on a site. so you need to retarget your ads to these same people.
Saturated sectors - in no order these are the most saturated sectors. Doesn't mean don't sell these products, but you will have more competition and everything about your store has to be upto date and in the top 5% imo.

1. activewear
2. jewellery
3. pet stores
4. home decor
5. coffee
6. camping gear
7. tech products
8. wall art
9. make-up + beauty
10. fitness gadgets

social media
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most people know it needs to have great content, hashtags, stories on your IG, movies, model shots with people using your products. this is a pretty good site for tips: https://www.garyvaynerchuk.com/how-to-create-64-pieces-of-content-in-a-day/
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best of luck :) this is just my opinion, do your own research, bla de bla

Letterboxd list of all the participating movies: https://boxd.it/lOu1o
Results of Round 2
8 1/2 (1963) - Italy (32) beat The Battle of Algiers (1966) - Italy/Algeria (16)
Metropolis (1927) - Germany (54) beat The 400 Blows (1959) - France (18)
Fantastic Planet (1973) - France (35) beat Mirror (1975) - Russia (22)
My Neighbour Totoro (1988) - Japan (42) beat Fists of Fury (1972) - Hong Kong (19)
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984) - Japan (24) beat Night and Fog (1956) - France (17)
Nosferatu (1922) - Germany (52) beat Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht (1979) - Germany (13)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988) - Japan (75) beat The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009) - Sweden (37)
Amelie (2001) - France (43) beat Harakiri (1962) - Japan (30)
Andrei Rublev (1966) - Russia (28) beat The Host (2006) - South Korea (23)
Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) - Mexico (56) beat High and Low (1963) - Japan (28)
Parasite (2019) - South Korea (55) beat Hour of the Wolf (1968) - Sweden (23)
The Hunt (2012) - Denmark (19) beat Ikiru (1952) - Japan (17)
The Lives of Others (2006) - Germany (26) beat Il Decameron (1971) - Italy (8)
Battle Royale (2000) - Japan (34) beat Beauty and the Beast (1946) - France (21)
In the Mood for Love (2000) - Hong Kong (36) beat The Red Balloon (1956) - France (9)
Bicycle Thieves (1948) - Italy (36) beat Ip Man (2008) - Hong Kong (21)
The Seventh Seal (1957) - Sweden (38) beat Princess Mononoke (1997) - Japan (21)
Ran (1985) - Japan (82) beat Raise the Red Lantern (1991) - China (19)
Rashomon (1950) - Japan (39) beat Johnny Gaddaar (2007) - India (4)
The Virgin Spring (1960) - Sweden (17) beat Raw (2016) - France/Belgium (14)
Rififi (1955) -France (17) beat Chungking Express (1994) - Hong Kong (14)
City of God (2002) - Brazil (34) beat Cinema Paradiso (1988) - Italy (22)
Throne of Blood (1957) - Japan (19) beat Come and See (1985) - Russia (17)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) - Taiwan (24) beat La Jetee (1962) - France (21)
Das Boot (1981) - Germany (38) beat Tokyo Story (1953) - Japan (22)
Seven Samurai (1954) - Japan (35) beat Scenes from a Marriage (1974) - Sweden (6)
Solaris (1972) - Russia (21) beat Troll Hunter (2010) - Norway (5)
Umberto D. (1952) - Italy (15) tied with Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring (2003) - South Korea (15)
Stalker (1979) - Russia (21) beat Wages Of Fear (1953) - France (14)
Suspiria (1977) - Italy (21) beat Werckmeister Harmonies (2001) - Hungary (8)
Winter Light (1963) - Sweden (16) beat Life is Beautiful (1997) - Italy (6)
Y tu Mama Tambien (2001) - Mexico (24) beat Like Water For Chocolate (1992) - Mexico (4)
M (1931) - Germany (22) beat Taste of Cherry (1997) - Iran (10) and Drunken Master (1978) - Hong Kong (5)
Man with a Movie Camera (1929) - Ukraine (10) beat Pather Panchali (1955) - India (9), and Z (1969) - Algeria (6)
Results of Round 3
Metropolis (1927) - Germany (17) beat 8 1/2 (1963) - Italy (14)
My Neighbour Totoro (1988) - Japan (21) beat Fantastic Planet (1973) - France (9)
Nosferatu (1922) - Germany (34) beat Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984) - Japan (10)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988) - Japan (25) beat Amelie (2001) - France (17)
Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) - Mexico (17) beat Andrei Rublev (1966) - Russia (10)
Parasite (2019) - South Korea (22) beat The Hunt (2012) - Denmark (9)
The Lives of Others (2006) - Germany (14) tied with Battle Royale (2000) - Japan (14)
Bicycle Thieves (1948) - Italy (13) beat In the Mood for Love (2000) - Hong Kong (12)
The Seventh Seal (1957) - Sweden (22) beat Ran (1985) - Japan (18)
Rashomon (1950) - Japan (21) beat The Virgin Spring (1960) - Sweden (11)
Rififi (1955) -France (11) beat City of God (2002) - Brazil (8)
Throne of Blood (1957) - Japan (12) beat Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) - Taiwan (11)
Seven Samurai (1954) - Japan (15) beat Das Boot (1981) - Germany (14)
Solaris (1972) - Russia (23) beat Umberto D. (1952) - Italy (4)
Stalker (1979) - Russia (18) beat Suspiria (1977) - Italy (13)
Y tu Mama Tambien (2001) - Mexico (19) beat Winter Light (1963) - Sweden (7)
M (1931) - Germany (19) beat Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring (2003) - South Korea (4), and Man with a Movie Camera (1929) - Ukraine (2)
Results of Round 4
Metropolis (1927) - Germany (21) beat My Neighbour Totoro (1988) - Japan (19)
Nosferatu (1922) - Germany (19) beat Grave of the Fireflies (1988) - Japan (10)
Parasite (2019) - South Korea (20) beat Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) - Mexico (19)
Bicycle Thieves (1948) - Italy (16) beat Battle Royale (2000) - Japan (9) and The Lives of Others (2006) - Germany (7)
The Seventh Seal (1957) - Sweden (11) tied with Rashomon (1950) - Japan (11)
Rififi (1955) - France (12) beat Throne of Blood (1957) - Japan (6)
Seven Samurai (1954) - Japan (18) beat Solaris (1972) - Russia (11)
Stalker (1979) - Russia (23) beat Y tu Mama Tambien (2001) - Mexico (12), and M (1931) - Germany (11)
Results of Round 5
Metropolis (1927) - Germany (25) beat Nosferatu (1922) - Germany (12)
Parasite (2019) - South Korea (20) beat Bicycle Thieves (1948) - Italy (12)
Rififi (1955) - France (15) beat The Seventh Seal (1957) - Sweden (11)
Seven Samurai (1954) - Japan (27) beat Stalker (1979) - Russia (20)
Results of the Final Four
Parasite (2019) - South Korea (25) beat Metropolis (1927) - Germany (22)
Seven Samurai (1954) - Japan (26) beat Rififi (1955) - France (8)
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Dead Reckoning Chest:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Dead Heat [Lina ]	8$	2 Sold
Spectral Hunter [Anti-Mage]	7$	2 Sold
Dying Light [Dawnbreaker]	10$	3 Sold
Expired Gun [Sniper]	11$	5 Sold
Death Adder [Medusa]	9$	4 Sold
Soul Serpent [Viper ]	7$	2 Sold

Aghanim's 2021 Collector's Cache:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Silverwurm Sacrifice [Dragon Knight ]	17$	33 Sold
Scales of the Shadow Walker [Phantom Lancer]	13$	44 Sold
Perception of the First Light [Dawnbreaker]	14$	37 Sold
Apex Automated [Clockwerk]	13$	38 Sold
Test of the Basilisk Lord [Razor]	8$	41 Sold
Secrets of the Frost Singularity [Ancient Apparition ]	5$	36 Sold
Perils of the Red Banks [Chen]	9$	40 Sold
The Chained Scribe [Grimstroke]	9$	38 Sold
Widow of the Undermount Gloom [Broodmother]	9$	33 Sold
Forgotten Fate [Mars]	5$	44 Sold
March of the Crackerjack [Rubick]	10$	37 Sold
Stranger in the Wandering Isles [Drow Ranger ]	20$	38 Sold
Cosmic Concoctioneers [Alchemist]	13$	41 Sold
Days of the Demon [Axe]	15$	36 Sold
Blightfall [Abaddon]	10$	40 Sold
Pyrexae Polymorph Perfected [Ogre Magi ]	30$	38 Sold
Wrath of the Celestial Sentinel [Chaos Knight ]	47$	26 Sold

Nemestice Collector's Cache 2021:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Twilight Hex [Dark Willow]	13$	23 Sold
Litany of the Damned [Doom]	12$	25 Sold
Astral Terminus [Enigma]	5$	21 Sold
Caerulean Star [Enchantress]	6$	21 Sold
Arcane Inverter [Gyrocopter]	15$	23 Sold
Creed of the Skullhound [Lycan]	18$	22 Sold
Desert Bloom [Nature's Prophet]	8$	22 Sold
Silence of the Starweaver [Oracle]	7$	23 Sold
Eyriebound Imperator [Skywrath Mage]	9$	21 Sold
Anthozoan Assault [Tiny]	13$	21 Sold
Vision of the Seraph Scion [Vengeful Spirit]	26$	23 Sold
Defender of the Brumal Crest [ Winter Wyvern]	8$	23 Sold
Red Sands Marauder [Shadow Shaman]	13$	21 Sold
Indomitable Legacy [Sven]	48$	21 Sold
Footfalls of the Sporefathers [ Witch Doctor]	45$	13 Sold

The International 2020 Collector's Cache I:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Origin of the Dark Oath[Night Stalker]	25$	32 Sold
Ravenous Abyss [Underlord]	15$	36 Sold
Apocalypse Unbound [Ancient Apparition]	9$	31 Sold
Beholden of the Banished Ones [Warlock]	10$	39 Sold
Fury of the Righteous Storm [Disruptor]	5$	25 Sold
Lineage of the Stormlords [Juggernaut]	27$	43 Sold
Silent Slayer [Silencer]	15$	47 Sold
Mindless Slaughter [Pudge]	17$	28 Sold
Heartless Hunt [Bounty Hunter]	9$	32 Sold
Herald of the Ember Eye [Grimstroke]	10$	36 Sold
Fissured Flight [Jakiro]	5$	29 Sold
Flashpoint Proselyte [Huskar]	11$	36 Sold
Signs of the Allfather [Nature's Prophet]	15$	37 Sold
Glory of the Elder Flame [Lina]	25$	42 Sold
Songs of Starfall Glen [Enchantress]	10$	35 Sold
Ancient Inheritance [Tiny]	27$	51 Sold
Forsworn Legacy [Mars]	40$	24 Sold
Spirit of the Sacred Grove [Mirana]	100$	30 Sold

The International 2020 Collector's Cache II:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Evolution of the Infinite [Enigma]	5$	33 Sold
Beast of the Crimson Ring [Bristleback]	9$	42 Sold
Clearcut Cavalier [Timbersaw]	6$	36 Sold
The King Of Thieves [Keeper of the Light]	9$	34 Sold
Horror from the Deep [Tidehunter]	22$	47 Sold
Ire of the Ancient Gaoler [Arc Warden]	40$	39 Sold
Talons of the Endless Storm [Chaos Knight]	11$	33 Sold
Carousal of the Mystic Masquerade [Rubick]	6$	29 Sold
Crown of Calaphas [Shadow Demon]	10$	38 Sold
Wrath of the Fallen [Doom]	20$	31 Sold
Blacksail Cannoneer [Sniper]	8$	32 Sold
Secrets of the Celestial [Skywrath Mage]	5$	38 Sold
Blaze of Oblivion [Phoenix]	5$	23 Sold
Master of the Searing Path [Ember Spirit]	40$	37 Sold
Steward of the Forbidden Chamber [Templar Assassin]	24$	29 sold
Claszureme Incursion [Faceless Void]	57$	26 sold

The International 2019 Collector's Cache I:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Echoes of the Everblack [Abaddon]	14$	52 Sold
Allure of the Faeshade Flower [Dark Willow]	25$	52 Sold
Paean of the Ink Dragon [Grimstroke]	9$	55 Sold
Scorched Amber [Dragon Knight]	19$	51 Sold
Priest of the Proudsilver Clan [Chen]	10$	53 Sold
The Arts of Mortal Deception [Enigma]	7$	57 Sold
Poacher's Bane [Tidehunter]	6$	59 Sold
Soul of the Brightshroud [Death Prothet]	9$	57 Sold
Curse of the Creeping Vine [Undying]	18$	56 Sold
Pursuit of the Ember Demons [Huskar]	14$	51 Sold
Appetites of the Lizard King [Slark]	25$	53 Sold
Forbidden Medicine [Dazzle]	17$	57 Sold
Riddle of the Hierophant [Oracle]	6$	59 Sold
Glimmer of the Sacred Hunt [Drow Ranger]	25$	57 Sold
Adornments of the Jade Emissary [Earth Spirit]	23$	57 Sold
Defender of Ruin [Disraptor]	18$	55 Sold
Gothic Whisper [ Phantom Assassin ]	70$	51 Sold

The International 2019 Collector's Cache II:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Souls Tyrant [Shadow Field]	40$	42 Sold
Sight of the Kha-Ren Faithful [Drow Ranger]	15$	45 Sold
Tribal Pathways [Warlock]	6$	41 Sold
Directive of the Sunbound [Clockwerk]	8$	43 Sold
Prized Acquisitions [Batrider]	5$	47 Sold
Verdant Predator [Venomancer]	8$	49 Sold
Fury of the Bloodforge [Bloodseeker]	7$	47 Sold
Distinguished Expeditionary [Tusk]	8$	43 Sold
Automaton Antiquity [Broodmather]	8$	47 Sold
Tales of the Windward Rogue [Pangolier]	18$	48 Sold
Endless Night [Abaddon]	30$	44 Sold
Grim Destiny [Wraith King]	10$	47 Sold
Dapper Disguise [Pudge]	17$	47 Sold
Fowl Omen [Necrophos]	27$	40 Sold
Cinder Sensei [Ember Spirit]	70$	33 Sold

The International 2018 Collector's Cache I:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Trail of the Sanguine Spectrum [Bloodseeker]	13$	23 Sold
Pitfall Crusader [Pangolier]	22$	23 Sold
Insights of the Sapphire Shroud [Dark Seer]	14	20 Sold
Pillar of the Fractured Citadel [Spirit Breaker]	16$	11 Sold
Forlorn Descent [Undying]	28$	16 Sold
Stonemarch Sovereign [Wraith King]	24$	17 Sold
The Murid Divine [Necrophos]	18$	16 Sold
Primer of the Sapper's Guile [Techies]	17$	18 Sold
Molokau Stalker [Venomancer]	17$	16 Sold
Morbific Provision [Witch Doctor]	17$	15 Sold
Raptures of the Abyssal Kin [Queen of Pain]	20$	20 Sold
Fate Meridian [invoker]	24$	20 Sold
Grasp of the Riven Exile [Weaver]	17$	17 Sold
Visions of the Lifted Veil [Phantom Assassin]	40$	14 Sold
Dread Compact [Warlock]	140$	9 Solt

The International 2018 Collector's Cache II:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Pitmouse Fraternity [Meepo]	12$	95 Sold
Fires of the Volcanic Guard [Ember Spirit]	9$	73 Sold
Third Awakening [Dragon Knight]	19$	88 Sold
Shackles of the Enduring Conscript [Axe]	4$	58 Sold
Shimmer of the Anointed [Nyx Assassin]	4$	66 Sold
Cruelties of the Spiral Bore [Magnus]	20$	101 Sold
Loaded Prospects [Brewmaster]	14$	81 Sold
Ire of Molten Rebirth [Phoenix]	8$	74 Sold
Pattern of the Silken Queen [Broodmather]	4$	43 Sold
Dread Ascendance [Doom]	24$	92 Sold
The Rat King [Chen]	7$	68 Sold
Raiments of the Obsidian Forge [Underlord]	17$	53 Sold
Legends of Darkheart Pursuit [Night Stalker]	110$	41 Sold

The International 2017 Collector's Cache:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Jolly Reaver [Pudge]	40$	21 Sold
Eternal Testament [Death Prothet]	20$	21 Sold
Secrets of the Katekhein [Winter Wyvern]	25$	22 Sold
Rumrunner's Carronade [Brewmaster]	27$	25 Sold
Abyssal Vortex [Enigma]	15$	23 Sold
Samareen Sacrifice [Huskar]	23$	22 Sold
Seablight Procession [Undying]	20$	23 Sold
Corruption of the Virulent Krait [Venomancer]	19$	22 Sold
Seaborne Reprisal [Kunkka]	70$	25 Sold
Pressure Regulator [Clockwerk]	15$	23 Sold
Meranth Dragoon [Sven]	40$	21 Sold
Spoils of the Vodou Rover [Witch Doctor]	18$	24 Sold
Shadowforce Gale [Luna]	17$	22 Sold
Mechalodon Interdictor [Gyrocopter]	22$	22 Sold
Riptide Raider [Monkey King]	25$	20 Sold
The Dread Prophet [Nature's Prophet]	20$	21 Sold
Covenant of the Depths [Invoker]	50$	23 Sold
Sovereign of the Kray Legions [Sand King]	25$	21 Sold
Cunning Corsair [Riki]	20$	22 Sold
Chitinous Stalker [Nyx Assassin]	30$	21 Sold
Manta Marauder [Batrider]	140$	8 Sold
Submerged Hazard [Tinker]	110$	14 Sold

The International 2016 Collector's Cache:

Set [Hero]	Price[items]	Reserved/Sold
Nightsilver's Resolve [Luna]	16$	9 Sold
Rising Glory [Magnus]	18$	4 Sold
Oni Knight the Dark Conqueror [Chaos Knight]	35$	9 Sold
Family Values Bundle [Meepo]	50$	7 Sold
Diabolical Fiend [Shadow Field]	50$	4 Sold
Iceburnt Elegy [Winter Wyvern]	18$	5 Sold
Heir of Terror [Bain]	17$	6 Sold
Diabolical Fiend [SF]	100$	7 Sold
Creeping Shadow [PA]	110$	8 Sold

See the previous posts: https://www.reddit.com/JurassicPark/comments/1419mpy/jurassic_world_the_hegemony_of_biosyn_dominion/ https://www.reddit.com/JurassicPark/comments/142b35e/jurassic_world_the_hegemony_of_biosyn_jwd_rewrite/

Act III - The Gathering of the Clouds

Mia Everett
Visually confirming Rainn's revelation, Victoria is shown in a cage inside Amelia Everett's lab, within Biosyn's Citadel. Mia does her best to comfort the scared and depressed Achillobator and her motivations are explored shortly after. It's revealed that due to her experience within the team who made the Indominus and the Indoraptor, Biosyn tasked her with reviving InGen's IBRIS program by breeding raptors with high obedience potential. However, none of the achillobators cloned by Biosyn proved to be trainable enough for the program's ambitions (even though they attempted to mimic Owen's experience by having keepers being there at the animals' birth), which displeased Dodgson and the other higher-ups, who are now favouring another research team, who focuses on a more intrusive way of controlling dinosaurs. Basically treated as a second-class researcher amidst a rather toxic work environment, Mia became desperate enough to hire poachers to capture Blue, which she intended to breed with their achillobators in order to finally have trainable individuals. As Victoria is not sexually mature, Mia is in front of a considerable setback and fears that Dodgson will pull the plug due to her lack of results, especially in this troubled period for Biosyn.
The tying noose
The next day, the intel collected by the UN agents (people involved in the Black Market, Biosyn's connections with it) are sent to the nearby countries, including Italy, where an arrest warrant is launched against Kayla.
On his side, Isaac Gibbon is contacted by Bigelow who tells him about the debacle of their mission in Malta, saying that Claire and Owen saved the grey guards from disaster. He orders her to stay in Italy for the moment and wait for new orders. Shortly receives, he receives a candidate for a desk job in the DSD: It's Franklin. Gibbon tells Franklin he heard about his bravery during the 2019 incidents and his past connection with InGen (Before the DPG, Franklin worked for it as an IT Technician), before asking questions about Claire as he is aware that she collaborated with him not only on some occasions in the past few years but also in the 2019 Costa Rican incident, where Franklin was the couple's companion while they were running from InGen's agents and the authorities.
Dubrovnik
The inhabitants and tourists of the Croatian seaside city of Dubrovnik are surprised when a Biosyn Quetzalcoatlus descends upon the old town and starts attacking people. As a joke similar to one in TLW with the Japanese businessman and his reference to Godzilla, some extra could yell in Valyrian "I left Westeros because of this!" or "By the Seven, not again!" (Dubrovnik was one of Game of Thrones' filming location).
Ramsay's email
In a manner similar to the Hawaii attack scene in Gareth Edwards' Godzilla, the Dubrovnik scene cuts just as the Quetzal swoops on the bystanders and we are now in the bar of Biosyn's employee village. Wu is watching the news of the Dubrovnik attack on the TV (there is even a declaration from Zoe Murdoch, in which she denies the pterosaur came from Auronzo's Sanctuary and was probably created by a rival company who somehow put their hands upon Biosyn Quetzalcoatlus DNA. In the bar, someone whisper that one of their Quetzals did escaped from the valley thanks to the temporary deactivation of the invisible fence system and that Dodgson has launched an investigation to know who's responsible) when he receives a mysterious email from Ramsay, which includes the name of some woman. Wu search it on the internet and ends up on IMDB where he discovers that the adult "Charlotte" on the videos is actually an actress who lives in London.
Arrest
In Rome, early in the morning, Kayla is arrested in her flat by the police as she is accused of illegal smuggling.
Viscontini
Following all the incidents in the Alps, the clash in the Sabine Hills and the recent Dubrovnik attack, people gets pissed at Biosyn and protests occur in several locations, including Rome. In the Italian Ministry of the Interior, Viscontini has an argument with Pazzi, declaring that they need to take severe actions against Biosyn but the minister retorts that taking large-scale actions against the corporation might trigger a whole deal of undesirable consequences, including deteriorating US-Italian relations due to the close ties between Biosyn and the US government. He won't risk that just because of some rumours, weak proof and small incidents. Viscontini retorts that soon, Biosyn might have an angry mob showing at its gates with the goal of driving it out of Italy.
Following Vuillier's instructions, Claire, Owen, Nyamu and Dougal leave Malta the same day and fly to the Eternal City, where they have to meet Viscontini in the AISI headquarters. There, they have a video call with Vuillier. He and Viscontini wants to send the trio of WDMC agents to Auronzo Valley so they can infiltrate Biosyn's facility, find compromising information and transmit them to the Italian authorities, hoping to finally convince Pazzi and the rest of the government to take action against Biosyn. However, one of the agents points out that they will need an entrance ticket as one doesn't simply walk into Auronzo, since the borders of Biosyn's lands are guarded and monitored while some people disappeared after going too close from the Sanctuary (anti-Biosyn activists, reckless adventurers, Grendel Corporation's spies, others from the AISI's and Austrian government). Viscontini declare they might have that ticket.
We cut to Kayla in her prison cell. The guard announces she has visit and she is brought to a room where Viscontini and Dougal waits for her. The head of the AISI and the WDMC agent then negotiate with her: In exchange for her freedom, she will bring Dougal, Claire and Owen to Biosyn's Sanctuary. However, Viscontini precise he'll have her hunted down if she ever betrays them.
Kayla raises the fact that she can't show up at Auronzo like this and needs a motive. Viscontini and Dougal then talk about the animals seized in Malta's black market.
Theo's Mission
That day, Wu summons Theo, explain the whole issue with the fake Charlotte and ask him to go to London, find the actress and question her about the videos so they can have proofs to show Maisie, who started to really become insufferable because of Dodgson's bad influence (in that part of the story, one of the few scenes where she's likeable is one where she and Drummond bonds over the common passion for dinosaurs). The ex-mercenary soon leaves Auronzo, taking a bus for Venice in the nearest village while Wu explains to Pellegrino and Dodgson that Theo had urgent family matters to deal with in the UK.
Leaving San Francisco
Desiring to supervise the Dolomites Crisis more closely, Vuillier fly to Italy.
Nine containers
As evidence of Biosyn's possible connections to the Maltese black market has been discussed on the news, Dodgson knows it's a matter of time before Vuillier, the Italians or the Austrians send people in Auronzo and expose Biosyn's misdeeds.
We then follow Pellegrino's POV as she oversees the exit of nine large mysterious containers from the Citadel and their departure from the airstrip just outside the valley. One of her subordinates asks what's inside and she answers that she has no idea, with Dodgson only giving her a series of instructions. They watch the containers being flown abroad.
The following day, Pellegrino speak about it to Wu and other employees with anti-Dodgson sentiments like Drummond. She notices that Wu is uncomfortable as they talk about it and realize he must be hiding something. Ramsay, who just arrived from the US in preparation for a big corporate event in the Citadel, almost surprise their discussion. As they're not sure if they can trust him or not, they pretend it's nothing. Wu then phones Theo and asks him about his secret mission's progress.
London
In London, Theo finds the actress from the videos and initially posing as a reporter, filming her in an interview, he then ask her questions about the videos and after some hesitations, she concedes to give him answers and reveals among other things that the shooting occurred a few months ago in some local warehouse, that the director of those videos is none other than Colin Trevorrow (who, desperate for a job after the debacle of the Jurassic World film, accepted to participate to that project, oblivious that Biosyn was behind it since a dummy company took care of the production).
AISI
Vuillier arrives in Rome and meets with his agents, Nyamu and Viscontini in one of the AISI headquarters' conference rooms, where a map of Auronzo Valley and its surroundings has been laid. Kayla is also there and offscreen, our characters talk about the plan.
At the end of the meeting, everyone but Vuillier and Viscontini leave the room. Both have a secret conversation during which the Italian say that the Grey Guard's Mediterranean Company, supported by the Austrians and secretly by him (as he fears that Biosyn has informers within the Italian government), are deployed in one of the villages near Auronzo, and is supposed to act as a Plan B should the Claire-Owen-Dougal trio fail, by taking a secret path through an old mine and a mountain pass before breaking into Biosyn's citadel. The WDMC agents don't know that and when Vuillier ask why, Viscontini answers that it's better that way (should the agents be captured ant tortured, they won't tell Biosyn that there is a second team) and that the secret path isn't safer as one of his spy was killed by some creature after taking it and arriving in sight of the valley. He thinks that a small dozen of grey guards have better chances surviving the pass' guardian(s) than three civilian agents.
To the Dolomites
The next day, in the middle of the morning, Kayla is preparing her plane in some airstrip near Rome and the seized creature from the black market is loaded in the hold (I have no idea which species to choose). Equipped by the Italians, Claire, Owen and Dougal say farewell to Vuillier, Nyamu and Viscontini. The Frenchman tells Claire that it's time to unleash the She-wolf upon Dodgson but Claire correct him by saying "Not the She-wolf. The Dragon." (in this AU, she has a particular connection with the dragon-like Indominus), implying she'll get the mission done whatever it takes. He and the other two men wish them good luck and the trio of WDMC agents climb aboard the plane. They soon take off.
Biosyn's aerial defense
Kayla's plane arrives in sight of the mountains which delimit Biosyn's Sanctuary. Informed of their mission by Vuillier and Viscontini, one of the grey guards is watching the plane through his binoculars as it passes over the village where they are staying.
Kayla is soon contacted by the Citadel's control room as they detected the aircraft on their radars and they ask her why she's coming. The pilot answer that she collected an animal which might interest them (she told the WDMC agents and the Italians that Biosyn doesn't have this particular species in their Sanctuary) and ask to land on their airstrip. While the Biosyn employees discuss, the plane is about to enter Auronzo Valley by the east, as that part of the sanctuary is the furthest from most of the buildings (while the airstrip is in the northernmost parts of Biosyn's lands, beyond the mountains with the frozen dam lake) and thus where Claire, Owen and Dougal has the best chances of landing unnoticed. The trio of agents take their parachutes and prepare to jump, but at the same time, Dodgson, who heard that Kayla was arrested by the authorities just a few days ago, fears that her plane is a Trojan horse and decides to activate the valley's "aerial defense". On the screen of one of the room's monitors, we see a group of dots heading straight towards the plane. It's actually a group of pteranodons, from the same toothed variant as those who appeared in Jurassic Park 3 (there is even at least one black male identical to the scrapped one from Johnston's film), and they just collide with the plane, crashing against the cockpit and getting turned to shred by the rotors' blades, damaging the plane (the scene is partly inspired by a cutscene from the Ninth Mission of Paraworld's campaign). Owen wonder why those pteranodons behave in a suicidal manner. Suddenly, the pteranodons retreat and as their window is shrinking, the agents know they have to jump now (they've reached the middle of the valley and their trajectory deviated northwards, towards the mountain dam). Claire jumps first but as Owen is about to jump in his turn, the plane is attacked by a Quetzalcoatlus and the Raptor Whisperer sees another and a few pteranodons chasing her fiancée, whose parachute opened. Claire shakes the pterosaurs off by disappearing into the valley's dense forest. As they will be grabbed by the attacking pterosaurs as soon as they leave the aircraft, Owen, Dougal and Kayla stay inside it and brace for the crash. The plane crashes down at the surface of the frozen lake by the mountain dam in the northern part of the valley.
Back in Rome, Vuillier, Nyamu and Viscontini are worried as they heard the agents and the pterosaurs' screams (they had an open channel all that time with Kayla's plane). They hope the agents will survive this ordeal and activate the beacons they were given before their departure.
Note: The fate of the animal they took with them is still unclear for me. It really depends on the chosen species. If it's something large and potentially dangerous, Kayla would probably want to drop it in the valley in order to have a lighter plane and not deal with it after crashing. But if it's a creature about the size of a small dog for example, they could free it as they leave the wreckage.
Gigantoraptor
We then cut to Claire hanging in the trees but instead of a Therizinosaurus (which already appeared in TRQ. Moreover, Claire had a small arc with this species in that story), she is threatened by a Gigantoraptor. The scene plays out much like the Theri scene from Trevorrow's version, with Claire hiding in a pond etc.. Once the Gigantoraptor walks away, Claire gets out of the pond and sees the fumes from the plane's crash in the distance, behind the mountain dam.
The dam lake
Before it sinks in the lake, Owen, Dougal and Kayla leave her plane and step on the ice. Under it, they notice a large shadow and know they better move away from the lake. They notice a ladder by the dam but as they head towards it, a Quetzalcoatlus or a Pteranodon lands on their way. They step back, moving towards an opening on the lake's surface. Suddenly, a giant 9-meters long temnospondyl (based upon an unnamed and fragmentary genus from Lesotho) burst out the water, almost killing one of the characters. Ensue a scene where our three protagonists have to evade both the pterosaur and the amphibian. The pterosaur ends up being dragged underwater by the temnospondyl but other pterosaurs arrive and to escape them, our trio climbs on the dam and rushes to its elevator, going down in the valley. Down at the dam's base, they notice it's dilapidated and Kayla tell her two companions that Biosyn sell some of its power to the nearest villages.
Note: The main doubt I have about this scene is having a temnospondyl living in the icy water of a mountain lake. It might be too much of a stretch so if you think it's not realistic at all, it will be scrapped from the scene (and perhaps be replaced by a juvenile Baryonyx or something like this, an animal which could be also the one our characters brought with them in the plane.
Plan B
Since the agents lost their beacons during the pterosaurs' attack and the crash, they couldn't tell Rome that they were still alive. Vuillier and Viscontini fear the worst and send a message to Laurenzo Cesare.
Droppings
Meanwhile, Claire started walking towards the dam, hoping to find her companions on the way if they made it out alive from the crash. When she hears a racket in the woods, she hides and a Biosyn tyrannosaur arrives. But it's not on a hunting mode and instead, it just leaves some droppings on a log near Claire's hiding place. After the predator leaves, she approaches the log and smears her face with the droppings, remembering her "Walk in the Park" with Owen when they searched her nephews during the Fall of Jurassic World (the droppings hide her smell, dissuading the other animals to investigate her).
Argument
An argument bursts out between Owen, Dougal and Kayla while they're walking south. The first wants to find his fiancée, the second says that their mission is more important, and Kayla is mad at both men since she lost her plane (and livelihood) because of the WDMC's mission. And unsure about her intentions, the two men distrust her but she tries to reassure them by saying that Biosyn can fuck off since they are also responsible for destroying her plane.
However, the Sanctuary's denizens remind them that they better be united or else it will be the failure of their quest.
At some distance, in the middle of the fog, they see the recognizable silhouette of a sauropod, that of an Argentinosaurus (the species was seen in the distance and mentioned earlier in the story. Instead of Argentinosaurus, it could also be another large titanosaur). However, this herbivore has the particularity of having a symbiotic relation with some small carnivore species within Biosyn Sanctuary (I'm more thinking about a pterosaur or a flying/semi-arboreal theropod than a strictly ground-dwelling predator. For now, the baboon-sized Variraptor is my candidate), with the Argentinosaurus letting those carnivores eat its parasites and the insects flying around it while the carnivores will let out an alarm call shall a large predator approach. It could be illustrated in a scene where an Acrocanthosaurus (the one from the Drive-in scene) is spotted by the carnivores as it passes by. The Argentinosaurus turns to face the larger predator, adopt a defensive posture, and as the acro hasn't yet moved, the smaller carnivores take off from the sauropod and flies straight to the acro's head. Harassed by those creatures, the Acrocanthosaurus retreats. Thus, if those small carnivores (which we'll call the Argentinosaurus' suite) are brave enough to attack a megatheropod, our three protagonists know they're not safe and that they better move away.
The Sanctuary's true nature
While still heading north, Claire's path crosses that of a bull Shantungosaurus. She move out of his way and stay still. She and the audience recognize the animal as he was already in the JW rewrite and TRQ (in the first story, he gained some scars after a fight with a few Metriacanthosaurus), where he was a secondary "character" (and a threat in a few scenes). Both have a peaceful scene where they make eye contact but that quiet moment is shattered when a gunshot resounds in the forest and the hadrosaur flees, badly wounded. Claire hides and in the distance, she sees a hunter, accompanied by a couple of Biosyn security guards and another employee which she presume is some sort of supervisohunting guide. Watching how the hunter is dressed and how he behave in the wild, she knows he's not a professional hunter but just a rich hobbyist and then realizes the Sanctuary's true nature: It's a hunting reserve. As the Shantungosaurus escaped them, the hunter express his discontentment at the guide, which promise to find him another quarry. They leave and following the blood trail left by the hadrosaur, Claire finds him by a stream. His wounds are too grievous and he's too weak to lash out at Claire, who kneels by his head, trying to comfort him in his last moments, up until his last breath. Watching another of her former park's animals dying fills Claire with not only grief, but also anger. She change her plans and heads back south instead of continuing northward, following the hunting party's track.
Note: It doesn't necessarily have to be a Shantungosaurus in the role of the animal shot by the hunters, but it have to be a recognizable animal from the previous installments for emotional impact and Claire's development (another candidate could be the Therizinosaurus from TRQ)
She later finds another hunting party. One of its members, a Biosyn guard, pulls out an item she recognize: a raptor resonating chamber. The guard use it like a bird call and soon, an Achillobator, arrive, believing it heard one of its kind. The poor animal is shot by the hunters, who scream in satisfaction before taking a picture with their quarry. They then brings it to the Biosyn vehicle waiting nearby but before they leave (after having a short conversation during they mention that another team captured the rex and is bringing it the paddocks), Claire deliberately attract the attention of one of the guards, the same one which used the resonating chamber, and he say to his companions he won't be long. He move away from the road and deeper in the woods, he fall into Claire's ambush. She kill him, loot some of his equipment (including the resonating chamber), hide his body and leave. Worried for his colleague, the other guard with the hunters orders the guide to drive them back to the lodge, and search his friend. But he too is murdered by Claire, who takes a small metallic box on him. Activating the box, she realize it's a sonic weapon she has seen before, in the hands of InGen Security's elite troops during the fall of Isla Nublar (it's like a weaponized version of the box Dodgson and his companions have in Crichton's TLW). She turns it off, take it with her and follows the hunters vehicle's tracks on the road, towards the lodge.
However, Claire ignores she's being watched, and not by human eyes...
Over hill
Cesare and his men leave their accommodation and head for the frontiers of Biosyn's lands. Leaving their vehicles near a ruined fort, the grey guards start their trek while the sun is setting behind the mountains ahead of them.
A bed in the trees
As walking through the valley at night would be too dangerous, Owen, Dougal and Kayla decide to find a resting place and climb in a tree. From it, they have a panorama on a nearby lake and notice they are approximately halfway between the dam and the Citadel. At this moment, we also have peaceful scenes with the valley's denizens at dusk (Pelecanimimus fishing in the lake, herbivores drinking nearby, the same Spinosaurus from the report at the beginning peacefully sitting on the bank like an oversized duck...).
Theo's peace
In the evening, just a few hours before his flight to Venice, Theo also passes by his former home, which he left years ago before joining Ken Wheatley's mercenary company. His ex-wife still lives here and noticing that she started a new life with another man and seems happy, he walks away in peace, leaving behind him the last picture he had of himself and her (earlier in the story, Theo is seen looking at said picture).
The secret path
Back in Italy, the grey guards find the entrance of an old mine and enter it, taking the path that will allow them to pass under the limits of Biosyn's lands.
Mercenaries
Mercenary troops land in Biosyn's airstrip and their leader is brought to the Citadel. He has a discussion with Dodgson behind closed doors.
Foes... or allies?
A few hours after nightfall, Claire finally finds a large old chalet with typical Tyrolean architecture: The Hunting Lodge (it's implied that it was built way before Biosyn bought those lands, when the area was still part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, before WWI). Claire remarks it's surrounded by an invisible fence (identical to the one from Jurassic World Evolution 2's Biosyn DLC) which prevents the animals from getting too close. Aware that the lodge wouldn't be a shelter for her and that its occupants probably outnumber her, she turns away from it, continuing to wander in the woods. But just a few minutes later, she hears sound in the nearby bushes. Aware she might be hunted, she is ready to use the ultrasound box and fight for her life. A pack of Achillobators shows up, menacingly walking towards her. At the same time, it starts to rain.
Claire first thinks of using the box and running away while the predators would be bothered by the sound but she knows it will be useless in the long run as they could track her all across the Sanctuary. She then remembers the reports she read earlier in the story, and especially that of the 2001 incident on Sorna, where Alan Grant and his companions walked out alive and unharmed from a close encounter with raptors.
In dire straits, she makes up a desperate plan and carefully, she pulls out the resonating chamber she stole from the Biosyn guards. She uses it and due to their bad experience in the sanctuary with the resonating chambers' usual users, the raptors get agitated but their pack leader tells them to calm down as Claire doesn't seem to be a Biosyn guard or a hunter. The pack leader walks alone towards Claire and sniffs the dried blood on her hands and clothes, realizing it belongs to other humans. Nothing happens for a moment and then the pack leader lets out a bark. Behind Claire, two raptors move aside. Slowly walking backwards, watching carefully the raptors' moves, Claire exits the circle made by the surrounding predators and continues doing so until she's at a respectable distance. At the beginning, the raptors just watch her but as she's heading towards the Hunting Lodge, she hears them following her. However, she is aware that they would have already pounced on her if they wanted to eat her and knows that they're more intrigued. Meanwhile, the rain intensifies (there could also be a storm).
Claire reaches the invisible fence, crosses it, and searches for its power source. But as she's sabotaging it, the Lodge caretaker (a gnarly-looking old local man) spots her and frightened by her look, runs away towards the building. She is forced to catch him and, after a short struggle, kill him with her knife before he can raise the alarm. After showing some trouble due to killing a probable innocent, she resumes her sabotage and the fence is deactivated. The raptors cross it and see Claire entering the lodge. Near its entrance, she finds a sword hanging on the wall as a decorative element and noticing it's still sharp, she takes it along with its sheath and heads for the rooms. Behind her, the raptors open the door and silently enter in the lodge. In the hallway which leads to the rooms, Claire stays still when the raptors walk past her as they head to the rooms and grin as her audacious plan is working. Claire enters one of the rooms, raises her sword blade over a sleeping hunter and when the time comes, thrust it into his body. Meanwhile, the raptors open other doors and entering the rooms, they rush on the sleepers. Slaughter ensues and only those who locked up their doors have the time to wake up, grab a weapon and fight for their very survival. Some of the lodge's occupants offer some resistance in the lounge but there, Claire activates the sonic weapon she stole and an ear-piercing sharp sound comes from it. While the raptors back off behind her, their common enemies kneel and scream in pain and Claire (who put on some earplug) slashes their throats, deactivate the weapon, and let the raptors tear the hunters alive while she raids some items (stuff like snacks, water, a first-aid kit, a map...) and leave, disappearing in the woods.
A bit later, she finds a small cave whose entrance is high from the ground and rest in it, sleeping until mid-morning.
The mountain's pass
At the end of their night-long ascent, the grey guards arrive in a pass/cave where they found human bones, which they presume to be those of the AISI's spy Viscontini told them about, and the remains of a Biosyn drone. Soon after, they are attacked by the guardian animal(s) the corporation left there to kill any trespasser coming from that direction. (I haven't chosen any species yet). They manage to defeat it (or them) and dawn break out as they arrive at a vista point which overlooks the valley. The grey guards observe it, the eyes of Cesare stop on the Citadel for a moment, and they retreat back inside the mountain to rest a few hours before descending into the valley. They send a message to Vuillier and Viscontini, telling them that they're inside the Sanctuary.
Traces of a slaughter
During their early morning patrol, a security team discovers that a massacre occurred during the night in the Hunting Lodge. They find clues indicating that someone helped the raptors and participated in the killings. The control room check the Lodge CCTV footage and fear spreads like wildfire among the staff when they discover the culprit is a sinister-looking black-clad hooded woman. Seeing that one of the figure's hand is a prosthesis and that the other wear a silver ring with a red gem, they realize it's Claire and Dodgson pretty much start to crap his pants (partly because one of the hunters was a very wealthy and powerful foreign client whose disappearance won't go unnoticed). Since she made it out alive from the plane's crash, Dodgson fears that the other WDMC agents might have too. When asked about the slaughter itself, Dodgson orders his staff to cover it up for the moment, as he don't want to worry the board of directors who are set to arrive later that day for a big event he planned in the evening.
Theo's return
Theo returns to Auronzo and Wu, who just learned about Claire's presence in the valley, tells him that they must get Maisie out of the facility as soon as possible since disaster tends to follow Claire like a shadow.
Taking the gloves off
However, Maisie has meanwhile discovered that the videos were another lie, by recognizing one of the scientists from the video, who also work at the Citadel (and who didn't aged, even though the adult Charlotte's video was supposed to be taken fourteen years ago). Aware that the gentle method is no longer considerable, Dodgson decides to use the hard one and Doctor Lesser locks Maisie in a cell within her lab, to which Wu can't access. Lesser reveal that it wasn't Wu who told Dodgson that she was a clone but the spy he has among Lockwood Manor's employees, and that the only true part in the video was the one about the genetic disease: Charlotte did had it, just like her mother Elizabeth before that (she died in 1993 and it was because of her Lockwood and Hammond fell out), and had the car accident which took her life didn't happened, the disease would have killed her a few years later. As he wanted Maisie to have a long life, Benjamin Lockwood asked the scientists he hired (there is a whole subplot about what they became in TRQ) to cure it and they did find a way. As the scientists' notes were accidently destroyed, the solution is now within Maisie's body, and Dodgson wants it so he can put new drugs on the market.
Before it's too late, Wu and Theo, with Ramsay's help, start organizing Maisie's evasion. The geneticist mentions a secret trail from WWI in the northeastern mountains: It's their escape route. He then heads for his lab, planning something else.
Tracking Claire
Curious about Biosyn's movements around the Hunting Lodge, Owen, Dougal and Kayla investigate it after the departure of the security troops. They discover evidence of Claire's passage and Owen tries to follow her fiancée's tracks. Kayla and/or Dougal make comments about the slaughter of the hunters.
Bigelow's last chance
Isaac Gibbon gives Jessica Bigelow a new mission: Go to Auronzo and ensure the evacuation of Lewis Dodgson and Biosyn's most important research. The agent ask her boss why and he said that he just received news that Biosyn is compromised. He also precise that it's her last chance after the Malta fiasco. Bigelow leave her safe house in central Italy and goes north.
Shady preparations
Continuing south, Owen, Dougal and Kayla see mercenaries positioning some sort of moveable antenna on a ridge which overlooks the road which connects the Citadel to the valley's northern continue, as finding Claire and entering the Citadel is more urgent.
The gathering of the clouds
One of the control room's employees ask Dodgson to come. He shows him footage from the Biosyn lands's southern gate, near the employee village.
Before the gate, a group of Carabinieri stand, showing to the guards and the security cameras a search warrant: The government finally decided to act against Biosyn. But Dodgson refuses to open the gates for the Carabinieri and orders the mercenaries who arrived during the night to intimidate them. The Carabinieri move away from the gate, with their leader warning against the consequences of such an action. At a respectable distance from the gate, Vuillier, Viscontini and Nyamu watched the scene. Soon, other groups of Carabinieri are deployed along the other entrances to Biosyn's lands. The siege of Auronzo has started.
Hearing about the siege's situation, some employees leave their post and head for the metro (which connects the Citadel to the village. Another loop also connects the Citadel to the various facilities across the Sanctuary, including the seven towers and the dam), in order to go to the village and then hoping to be able to leave Biosyn's lands before things starts to get too ugly but Dodgson's has the metro's station locked and commands them to go back to their posts. Seeing their CEO starting to act like Hitler in his bunker, they are afraid.
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End of Act III.
See you tomorrow for Act IV

We are a family of 4 with two young kids, a toddler who’s nearing 3 years old and an infant who is 9 months old. We visited Japan in May of 2023 for 18 nights. We stayed in Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka, and took day trips to Nara and Kobe.
Some people might call us crazy for taking an international trip with two small children. But my wife and I, who were avid travelers before we had kids, hadn’t been out of the country since 2019 due to 1) having kids and 2) Covid. We were itching for a trip, so we took the chance. Were there some crazy times? Of course. Was it worth it? Definitely.
I did a lot of research and prep before the trip, but there are always surprises that come up when you have kids. I’ll try to share some of the lessons I learned on the trip.
—Flights—
This was our first time on an airplane with the kids. I was a bit worried beforehand and in retrospect the flights were the worst parts of the trip. The main advice I’d give is do as much as you can to make your flight more tolerable, which no doubt means spending more money on tickets and gear. But it’s worth it.
I considered a few different airlines for this trip: ZipAir, Singapore, ANA, and Japan Airlines. JAL was too expensive. ZipAir was interesting because they provide car seats, you don’t have to take your own. We didn’t rent a car in Japan so we didn’t need our own car seats. I was just worried about racking up extra fees on ZipAir. Singapore and ANA were similar, they both provide bassinets and the price was similar. I ended up going with ANA for two reasons: 1) I had flown ANA on a previous trip and been happy with them and 2) they fly to Haneda instead of Narita, which saves you time getting from the airport to your hotel.
We opted for 3 seats and a bassinet. My infant is big for her age so she barely fit in the bassinet (she’s 21 pounds). But we were glad to have it. I had to call in to ANA customer service which had an hour+ wait time to get the bassinet, but other than that it was no trouble.
Which leads me into probably the most important part of flying with kids on a lengthy flight: get your kids to sleep on the plane. The more they sleep the less likely you are to run into a tantrum or meltdown.
To encourage sleeping we did a few things: 1) Take an overnight flight 2) Get a bassinet for our infant 3) Get a JetKids bed box for our toddler. Our ANA flight from LAX left at 5pm, which allowed time for the dinner service to show up before we put our kids to bed. They set the bassinet up right after you get to cruising altitude, so it’s there the majority of the flight. Our infant rejected it at first but eventually fell asleep.
As far as our toddler sleeping, the JetKids worked well. There was a bit of trouble with it staying in place since we had bulkhead seats, but overall I was happy with it as a bed. I absolutely hate the JetKids a piece of luggage though, it’s not easy to lug around and holds nearly nothing. But it helped our toddler stay asleep most of the flight. You don’t necessarily need a JetKids though, other airline seat bed solutions may work just as well. Just bring something that will help your toddler sleep. If we had to do it again, I think I’d prefer having car seats over both the bassinet and JetKids. That’s probably what we’ll do on the next trip.
There were a few unexpected problems we ran into on the flights. On the first flight, our infant got motion sickness and spit up multiple times. She ruined one of my shirts and my wife’s pants. Not to mention my wife got motion sickness as well so I had to do most of the heavy lifting with the kids alone. It was a sleepless and messy flight.
On our flight home, there was a mechanical issue with the plane. They said we were losing oil. So on a Tokyo to Los Angeles flight we somehow ended up landing In Anchorage, Alaska. It goes without saying this was horrible and the flight home from Anchorage on Alaska Airlines was horrible too. But that’s not really relevant to flying to/from Japan so I’ll leave the details out. We won’t be flying with ANA ever again.
To reiterate, do what you can to make your flight easier. Get the non-stop flight. Get the extra seat. This isn’t the area to be frugal.
—Stroller—
So you survived the flight. How do you get your kids around once you’ve landed? We have two kids so we need a twin stroller right? Wrong. Taking a twin stroller to Japan is a huge mistake, don’t do it.
Most guides will tell you to use a carrier, and if you only have one small infant then that’s likely the way to go. But with two kids we used a travel stroller and carrier combo. At first I expected to only use the carrier and carry the stroller around until we needed it, but I quickly realized that carrying the stroller around all day is a huge pain. We have the Cybex Libelle which is small at 13lbs, but 13lbs is still heavy enough that you don’t want to carry it all day.
So our stroller remained deployed basically all the time. My infant sat in the stroller most of the day, until it was my toddler’s nap time. Then the infant went in the carrier and toddler in the stroller to sleep. It worked well for us.
How did we keep the stroller deployed the whole time? Elevators. Lots of elevators. And occasionally carrying it up and down stairs. The availability of elevators depends on where you are. Of the cities we visited, I’d say Tokyo is the best and Kyoto is the worst for elevator availability.
The wide majority of metro and train stations are going to have elevators. It can be hard to find the right entrance to use to find an elevator, but there is always signage and almost always a map. You may need to walk an extra 5 minutes, or wait in line, or get lost, so always give yourself extra time when catching a train if you are using your stroller. We spent a LOT of time looking for elevators on this trip.
We only found two stations our whole trip that had no elevator at all, one was the JR Kobe station and the other was a JR station in Tokyo (I forget which one). When this happened, I picked up the stroller and carried it with our infant in it on the stairs. If our toddler was in it I made her get up and walk, then carried the stroller.
The other problem at metro / train stations with a stroller is the gap between the train and the platform. There’s always either a gap or the train and platform are at different elevations. You don’t have a lot of time to get on / off the train so this was a constant source of anxiety. Once our stroller wheel got stuck in between the train and the platform. It took some effort to pop it out. Another time my toddler stepped in the gap, but luckily I was holding her hand and stopped her from falling in. Always be mindful of the gap when you have kids. It’s probably one of the least safe situations you’ll constantly run into in Japan.
Malls and shopping centers almost always have elevators. You may need to wait a while to get one though. In the malls with 10+ floors, you might need to wait 5 minutes for an elevator. Sometimes they have “priority” elevators for the handicapped and strollers but often times perfectly abled people rudely take up all the space in those elevators.
We thought we would have trouble taking our stroller into restaurants but it was actually much less trouble than expected. There was only one restaurant that flat out turned us away, Sushi Tokyo Ten in Roppongi. Other establishments will usually move a chair so you can put your stroller at the table or counter where the chair was.
So overall the stroller was annoying to use but I don’t think we could have done the trip without it. It was a necessary evil with two young kids.
—Shinkansen—
We used the Shinkansen to get between cities. We had two trips, Tokyo to Kyoto and Osaka to Tokyo. We did not bother with the JR Pass, it wasn’t worth it. Mostly because our trips were 8 days apart so we would’ve needed the 14 days pass which wasn’t worth it for two Shinkansen trips.
One thing that caught us off-guard about the Shinkansen is how quickly it leaves a station when it makes a stop. We were expecting to have some time to get on when the train arrived, but it’s basically the same as a Metro stop. You have to get on right away. We made the mistake of buying a reserved seat for a train leaving in less than 15 minutes, without knowing where the elevator was. So we scrambled to get to where we needed to go on the platform and were the last ones on the train. We jumped on the train at the last second, we wanted to get to our specific car from the platform but we weren’t going to make it. It’s a miracle we didn’t lose a piece of luggage or a kid on the way. On the second trip I reserved a seat on a train that was 40 minutes out.
As far as seating we only needed to buy two seats. We would have put our toddler on our lap if needed, but we didn’t need to. Basically, one side of the train has 2 seats and the other 3. If you find a row that has the window seat open on the 3 seat side, then it is very unlikely anyone will sit in the aisle seat if you reserve the window and middle seat. We basically got a free seat for our toddler this way on both trips.
—Baby supplies—
We had more trouble than expected finding baby supplies. A lot of guides online tell you to go to drugstores, and maybe we were going to the wrong drugstores but that wasn’t working out for us. We were distraught until we by chance came across Babies R Us. Yes, the Babies R Us that went out of business in the USA. We happened to be browsing the malls in Odaiba when we came across this gem. It’s a treasure trove of western style baby food and supplies.
Our infant is in the “purée” food stage and we didn’t find any in drugstores. Most of the baby food is juice or rice porridge. Babies R Us has aisles worth of puréed food. It has diapers, wet wipes, formula, nose cleaners, and basically anything else you’d ever want for your baby. We stocked up on everything when we found this place. There are several locations but we went to the Odaiba location in Tokyo and the Harborland location in Kobe.
Another smaller store we found in the mall below Tokyo Skytree is Dadway. They don’t have as much as Babies R Us but we did pick up some purée here.
The other place we picked up diapers and a few others things is Don Quijote, which has locations all over the place. Their baby food collection is basically as limited as drugstores, but it’s fine in a pinch.
—Eating—
I’ve spoken a lot about logistics, but I had one primary reason for going to Japan: to eat tasty food. I had been to Japan once before I had kids and fell in love with the food.
Most guides will tell you families should go to family restaurants. Nope. Not happening. We did not go to a single Saizeriya or Bikkuri Donkey. And I definitely did not go through all of this trouble to eat at Denny’s. We went to a total of ZERO family restaurants.
I’m here to tell you there are plenty of good restaurants you can go to with kids. Even with a baby. Even with a baby and a toddler.
I’ll tell you my main approach to finding restaurants that will allow kids to dine with you. Your main tools are: Tablelog, Google Maps, and the individual restaurant websites. Tablelog is a great tool and their “with children” section on the restaurant info page is very accurate. If a restaurant is listed as “Babies are welcome” or “Baby Strollers accepted”, then you can very likely eat there with a baby. If a place does not have such a listing, it isn’t necessarily a no, it’s a maybe. That’s when you need to search Google Maps reviews for “kids”, “children”, “family” to see if anyone mentions the restaurant’s stance on such things. If you can’t find anything on Google Maps, go to the restaurant’s website. If they have an online reservation system, it is likely to list their stance on kids on the reservation page.
I did a lot of research beforehand and pinned all the relevant restaurants on Google Maps. That way, no matter where I was, I could find some good kid tolerant restaurants. I say “kid-tolerant” instead of “kid friendly” because I consider “kid-tolerant” to mean that they let kids in the restaurant, while “kid-friendly” means they have a kid’s menu, high chairs, etc.
We were able to eat at a wide variety of restaurants, from overpriced Michelin starred places to budget Omakase places. There are a lot of restaurants in Japan. If a restaurant doesn’t let you in because you have kids, it’s fine because there’s another similar one that will.
This is a list of good restaurants we ate at with our infant and toddler. These are just the places we made it to, there were plenty more I had on my list we didn’t make it to:
Gion Maruyama, Gion, Kyoto
Sushi Wakon, Four Seasons, Kyoto
The Oak Door, Grand Hyatt, Tokyo
Kobe Plaisir, Kobe
Roku Roku, Grand Hyatt, Tokyo
Daiwa Sushi, Toyosu Market, Tokyo
Inshotei, Ueno Park, Tokyo
Sushidan, Eat Play Works, Tokyo
Nishiya, Shinsaibashi, Osaka
Tonkatsu Wako, JR Isetan, Kyoto
Soju Dining, Tokyo Midtown, Tokyo
Imakatsu, Roppongi, Tokyo
Mizuno, Dotonbori, Osaka
Rokurinsha, Tokyo Station, Tokyo
Tsumigi, Tsukiji, Tokyo
Lots of different food stalls in Tsukiji Market, Tokyo
Other times we ate at conveyor belt sushi places, department store basements, or ramen places. The basements are a good place to get something for everyone. My toddler ate a lot of gyoza and noodles on this trip, she didn’t take a liking to much else. But Ichiran and Ippudo were right down her alley.
Tsukiji market was our go to breakfast place when we stayed in Tokyo. There’s plenty of different choices there and it opens early enough for jet-lagged families.
Overall I had a great time eating. If my toddler is eating she’s usually not having a tantrum, and we tried as best as possible to put our infant to sleep before we went to any higher end restaurants. There were some awkward tantrum moments but for the most part it was fine.
—City by City Report—
Tokyo
We had two different stays in Tokyo, the first after landing in Japan and the second right before departing Japan. We stayed a total of 10 nights in Tokyo, but we wish we had even more.
We could have come to Tokyo alone the whole trip and been perfectly content. It has the best food, the most kid friendly facilities, and there’s plenty to see and do.
Here’s a few choice things we did with the kids:
DisneySea: My toddler loved this one. We’ve been to Disneyland in SoCal but this is completely different. Even I was excited since it’s been a long while since I’ve been to an unexplored Disney park. A lot of people will say DisneySea is for older kids but there were plenty of rides my toddler could get on. It’s a great place for toddlers. A must visit with kids.
Ueno park: We spent a whole day in Ueno Park. There’s a great zoo, a fun Natural History Museum, and good restaurants. We picked up bento boxes from Inshotei and ate them at a picnic table in the zoo. I think this park is also a must do with kids.
One of the city views: you have a few choices here but we went to Tokyo Skytree and Shibuya Sky. Shibuya sky is a little less kid friendly, because they don’t allow strollers on the roof and they have some weird rules about holding your baby on the roof. I think they’re scared of a wind gust pulling your baby off the roof? I like the mall at Tokyo Skytree, and there’s a Rokurinsha there too (very good dipping ramen).
Small Worlds: This is a miniature museum on one of the man-made islands in the bay. It’s a little out of the way, but we made a day out of Toyosu Market, Small Worlds, and Odaiba. My toddler liked this one, the exhibits are interactive and fun to look at. It was better than expected.
Other than that we did a lot of eating and shopping in Tokyo for us adults.
Kyoto
Kyoto was probably our least favorite city to do with kids. In general it’s just hard to get around. There’s a lot of stroller unfriendly places. Streets without sidewalks. Rough cobblestone-like roads. Temples are not stroller friendly. Hills everywhere. Good luck getting to the top of the monkey park with a stroller. It’s definitely a trend in this city.
Maybe if you have older kids it’s fine. But if you have younger than elementary school kids it’s probably skippable. There’s not that many kid friendly activities here either. Temples aren’t interesting for kids. The best kid activity here is probably the Arashiyama Monkey Park. My toddler got a real kick out of feeding the monkeys. Just be aware there is a significant hike to get to the top of the hill where the monkeys are. My toddler is a pretty good walker, she made it all the way without crying or complaining. But I saw some other kids that didn’t fare as well.
The other thing you might try near the monkey park is the Arashiyama bamboo forest. I think it’s one of the most overrated sights in Japan though. It’s just mobbed with tourists all day. It’s not enjoyable with the crowds. I’ve been here twice and I’ve been disappointed both times.
I doubt we will be back to Kyoto any time soon.
Osaka
Osaka was nice. It was a bit refreshing to have many of the Tokyo conveniences again. Elevators everywhere, well paved and flat roads, and plenty of baby rooms.
Osaka is a good base for taking nearby day trips as well. We went to both Kobe and Nara without needing to take the Shinkansen.
The best kid experience in Osaka is the Kaiyukan aquarium. It’s big. The central tank with the whale sharks is impressive. They have lots of different animals from all over the world. It’s bigger and better than any aquarium we have in California.
The one thing I wasn’t prepared for was the lines. You need to pre-book your timed entry tickets online. We didn’t, and ended up getting tickets that were for entry two hours later. And we were there right when they opened. If I go to the aquarium at opening time on a weekday where we are from we can walk right in. Lesson learned.
We stayed in Shinsaibashi and it’s a very walkable area. There’s a covered shopping street that goes all the way down to Dotonbori. Namba is walkable from there. And America-mura is between Shinsaibashi and Dotonbori.
The Daimaru mall in Shinsaibashi is good for kids. There’s a Bornelund in there with a small indoor playground, a Pokémon Center, and good food.
I liked Osaka overall. The only thing I thought was a let down was okonomiyaki.
Nara
Nara was worth the trip. It’s about 45 minutes from Namba on the train, so not too out of the way.
There’s deer all over. Deer that bow to you. In the park, on the sidewalk, in the street. It’s a unique experience you should see at least once.
The deer are rather aggressive when you have food for them. It’s not a place where you want your kids feeding the deer. As soon as you buy the food from the street vendor, they mob you. They try to snatch the food out of your hand. Make sure you watch someone else do it first before deciding to do it yourself. If I let my toddler do it she probably would have been terrified.
The other must see in Nara is Todai-ji. It’s impressive. The giant Buddha is something. This was probably the best temple we saw on this trip, it’s visually stunning. More than anything we saw in Kyoto. I did have to carry the stroller up and down some steps, but there’s not too many.
Kobe
Kobe was great. It exceeded my expectations. The trip from Osaka is easy. We spent a full day there.
We started our one day in Kobe at the Nunobiki Herb Gardens. I wasn’t expecting too much but this place is really nice. It’s big, with lots of different gardens and exhibits to see. There’s great views as well. We took lots of pictures.
There’s a few different places to eat and drink in the gardens as well. We had some sparkling rose at “The Veranda” which had a great view of Kobe. We didn’t eat because we had a lunch reservation down the hill.
There’s a few things to watch out for. This place gets busy, so get there early. There’s no reservations, you just go early and wait in line. When we left at midday the line was massive, so get there when they open.
The herb garden only takes up the top half the hill. At first I thought it extended to the bottom of the hill, but the bottom half of the hill is actually a hiking trail without gardens. So I bought a one way gondola ticket to the top expecting to walk down all the way, but after I realized the garden ended at the middle I bought another ticket to go down (instead of getting the round trip ticket like I should have).
After the gardens we went to eat Kobe beef. Kobe Plaisir was the restaurant I chose, which was both high end and had a kids menu. The beef was great and everyone had a good time.
Afterwards we went to Harborland. It’s a nice area on the harbor that has a big boat you can go out on, and a couple of shopping malls. The Anpanman museum is here too but by the time we got there tickets were sold out for the day. This is also where you can find a Babies R Us.
Our Kobe day was one of the best days of our trip. I’d suggest a day trip here for anyone.
—Closing—
It’s hard to travel with kids this age. No doubt. Everything will take more time and be more expensive than when you used to travel alone. But I do not regret taking this trip at all. As a matter of fact I want to go back right now. My wife loved the trip, and my toddler might even remember it when she grows up. She still talks about feeding the monkeys and how dad ate a “real fish” (A Japanese sweetfish they grilled in front of us at Gion Maruyama). Japan is a great place for a first family trip.

Orioles @ Brewers - Tue, Jun 06

Game Status: Final - Score: 4-3 Brewers

Links & Info

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	Orioles Batters	AB	R	H	RBI	BB	K	LOB	AVG	OBP	SLG
1	Frazier - 2B	5	0	2	0	0	0	1	.240	.303	.396
2	Rutschman - C	4	0	1	0	1	1	2	.284	.402	.431
3	Santander - RF	4	0	0	0	0	3	3	.255	.329	.462
	McKenna - RF	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.246	.286	.369
	a-Lester - RF	1	0	0	0	0	1	2	.250	.250	.250
4	Hays - LF	4	1	2	0	0	1	1	.305	.344	.492
5	Hicks, A - CF	4	1	1	2	0	1	3	.226	.309	.345
6	Mountcastle - 1B	4	0	0	0	0	2	0	.231	.268	.429
7	Urías, R - 3B	4	0	0	0	0	4	0	.238	.326	.336
8	O'Hearn - DH	4	1	2	1	0	1	0	.302	.345	.566
9	Mateo - SS	4	0	0	0	0	2	2	.228	.270	.380
	Totals	38	3	8	3	1	16	14

Orioles
a-Struck out for McKenna in the 10th.
BATTING: 2B: Hays (15, Peralta, F); Frazier (10, Peralta, F). HR: Hicks, A (2, 2nd inning off Peralta, F, 1 on, 0 out); O'Hearn (3, 7th inning off Payamps, 0 on, 1 out). TB: Frazier 3; Hays 3; Hicks, A 4; O'Hearn 5; Rutschman. RBI: Hicks, A 2 (8); O'Hearn (15). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Santander; Hicks, A; Lester. Team RISP: 1-for-7. Team LOB: 7.

	Brewers Batters	AB	R	H	RBI	BB	K	LOB	AVG	OBP	SLG
1	Yelich - LF	4	1	3	0	1	0	1	.258	.355	.399
2	Singleton - 1B	3	0	0	0	0	2	2	.091	.167	.091
	a-Miller, O - 1B	2	0	0	0	0	1	3	.313	.350	.463
3	Contreras, Wm - C	4	1	0	0	1	2	2	.231	.333	.402
4	Tellez - DH	4	0	0	0	1	3	2	.239	.321	.467
5	Anderson, B - 3B	4	0	1	1	1	2	2	.230	.330	.400
	2-Monasterio - PR	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	.350	.435	.550
6	Toro - 3B	3	0	1	1	0	1	1	.429	.500	.857
	1-Perkins, B - RF	1	1	0	0	1	0	1	.130	.167	.261
7	Urías, L - 2B	3	0	0	0	1	2	2	.000	.231	.000
8	Turang - SS	4	0	2	1	1	2	5	.205	.254	.307
9	Wiemer - CF	5	0	1	1	0	1	4	.213	.284	.376
	Totals	37	4	8	4	7	16	25

Brewers
a-Struck out for Singleton in the 7th. 1-Ran for Toro in the 6th. 2-Ran for Anderson, B in the 10th.
BATTING: 2B: Yelich 2 (9, Gibson, Gibson). 3B: Turang (2, Gibson). TB: Anderson, B; Toro; Turang 4; Wiemer; Yelich 5. RBI: Anderson, B (31); Toro (3); Turang (14); Wiemer (18). 2-out RBI: Wiemer; Anderson, B; Toro. Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Wiemer; Miller, O; Contreras, Wm; Anderson, B; Turang 2; Yelich. Team RISP: 4-for-18. Team LOB: 13.

Orioles Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	K	HR	P-S	ERA
Gibson	5.0	5	2	2	2	7	0	96-58	3.87
Baumann	1.0	0	0	0	1	1	0	17-10	4.13
Coulombe (H, 12)	0.2	1	0	0	1	1	0	22-11	2.01
Cano (BS, 2)	1.1	1	1	1	2	3	0	25-18	1.11
Bautista, F	1.0	0	0	0	0	3	0	11-9	1.24
Voth (L, 1-2)	0.2	1	1	0	1	1	0	21-13	4.45
Totals	9.2	8	4	3	7	16	0

Brewers Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	K	HR	P-S	ERA
Peralta, F	5.0	6	2	2	0	9	1	98-63	4.55
Peguero, E	1.0	0	0	0	0	1	0	15-10	2.61
Payamps	1.0	1	1	1	0	1	1	18-11	2.54
Megill	1.0	1	0	0	0	1	0	17-10	4.66
Williams, D	1.0	0	0	0	0	2	0	11-8	0.44
Strzelecki (W, 3-4)	1.0	0	0	0	1	2	0	16-11	3.58
Totals	10.0	8	3	3	1	16	2

Game Info
IBB: Rutschman (by Strzelecki); Yelich (by Cano).
HBP: Urías, L (by Gibson).
Pitches-strikes: Gibson 96-58; Baumann 17-10; Coulombe 22-11; Cano 25-18; Bautista, F 11-9; Voth 21-13; Peralta, F 98-63; Peguero, E 15-10; Payamps 18-11; Megill 17-10; Williams, D 11-8; Strzelecki 16-11.
Groundouts-flyouts: Gibson 4-3; Baumann 2-0; Coulombe 1-0; Cano 1-0; Bautista, F 0-0; Voth 0-0; Peralta, F 2-2; Peguero, E 2-0; Payamps 1-0; Megill 0-1; Williams, D 0-1; Strzelecki 0-1.
Batters faced: Gibson 23; Baumann 4; Coulombe 4; Cano 7; Bautista, F 3; Voth 4; Peralta, F 21; Peguero, E 3; Payamps 4; Megill 4; Williams, D 3; Strzelecki 4.
Inherited runners-scored: Baumann 1-0; Cano 2-0.
Umpires: HP: Marvin Hudson. 1B: Hunter Wendelstedt. 2B: Brian Walsh. 3B: Ryan Blakney.
Weather: 71 degrees, Roof Closed.
Wind: 0 mph, None.
First pitch: 6:40 PM.
T: 3:20.
Att: 22,535.
Venue: American Family Field.
June 6, 2023

Inning	Scoring Play	Score
Bottom 1	Brian Anderson singles on a line drive to left fielder Austin Hays. Christian Yelich scores. William Contreras to 3rd.	1-0 MIL
Bottom 1	Abraham Toro singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Anthony Santander. William Contreras scores. Brian Anderson to 2nd.	2-0 MIL
Top 2	Aaron Hicks homers (2) on a fly ball to right field. Austin Hays scores.	2-2
Top 7	Ryan O'Hearn homers (3) on a fly ball to left center field.	3-2 BAL
Bottom 8	Brice Turang singles on a line drive to center fielder Aaron Hicks. Blake Perkins scores.	3-3
Bottom 10	Joey Wiemer singles on a line drive to left fielder Austin Hays. Andruw Monasterio scores. Luis Urias to 2nd.	4-3 MIL

Team	Highlight
BAL	Bullpen availability for Baltimore, June 6 vs Brewers (00:00:07)
MIL	Bullpen availability for Milwaukee, June 6 vs Orioles (00:00:07)
BAL	Fielding alignment for Baltimore, June 6 vs Brewers (00:00:11)
MIL	Starting lineups for Orioles at Brewers - June 6, 2023 (00:00:09)
BAL	Ryan O'Hearn's home run through bat tracking data (00:00:09)
MIL	Brian Anderson's RBI single (00:00:27)
MIL	Abraham Toro's RBI single (00:00:22)
BAL	Aaron Hicks' two-run homer (2) (00:00:26)
MIL	Abraham Toro's diving play (00:00:13)
MIL	Joey Wiemer's terrific catch (00:00:14)
BAL	Austin Hays' sliding catch (00:00:15)
MIL	Freddy Peralta fans nine (00:00:47)
BAL	Kyle Gibson fans seven (00:00:50)
BAL	Ryan O'Hearn's solo homer (3) (00:00:26)
BAL	Yennier Cano fans Brian Anderson (00:00:09)
BAL	Adley Rutschman safe after review (00:00:29)
MIL	Luis Urías' terrific snag (00:00:12)
MIL	Brice Turang's RBI single (00:00:28)
BAL	Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. (00:00:08)
MIL	Brewers steal four bases (00:00:52)
BAL	Félix Bautista fans three (00:00:28)
MIL	Joey Wiemer's walk-off single (00:00:29)
MIL	Joey Wiemer on walk-off single (00:01:14)
MIL	Field view of Wiemer's walk-off (00:00:25)

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10		R	H	E	LOB
Orioles	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		3	8	0	7
Brewers	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1		4	8	0	13

Decisions

• Winner: Peter Strzelecki (3-4, 3.58)
• Loser: Austin Voth (1-2, 4.45)

Division Scoreboard

MIN 0 @ TB 7 - Final
CWS 3 @ NYY 2 - Final
HOU 1 @ TOR 5 - Final
BOS 5 @ CLE 4 - Final
Next Orioles Game: Wed, Jun 07, 07:40 PM EDT @ Brewers
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Introducing a different kind of expansion, Risk of Rain! (Specifically Risk of Rain 2)
This was just something I quickly whipped up but I've converted most RoR2 items to be used in B&B. The items listed are either a Moxx-tail or Relic but the effects can easily be translated to suit a gun or grenade. I had a lot of fun designing these to suit B&B's balance but also stay true to the item and how it's used in RoR2. This is still a WIP as I've only reviewed the work maybe once or twice so the balance for things may be off, but I'm open to any feedback or suggestions. I haven't included some items as I couldn't see how they would work in B&B so if you discover which ones are missing from the list and have an idea for it feel free to comment :)
I still need to get to the void items so I'll update the post soon. Also, there may be some terms that need definitions that I haven't included in the post.
Things still to come:

• Void Items
• Risk of Rain 1 Items
• Monster Stat Blocks

Common (Moxx-Tails)

• Armor Piercing Rounds - Add a Hit to your Ranged Attacks when attacking a Badass or Boss Enemy for the rest of the encounter
• Backup Magazine - Gain an extra use of your Action Skill.
• Bison Steak - Gain +25 Max Health for the rest of the encounter
• Bustling Fungus - After standing still for 1 turn, create a zone around you that heals you and all adjacent allies for 1d6 Health per turn. Effects last for 2 hours.
• Cautious Slug - Gain +3 Health Regen for the rest of the encounter
• Crowbar - Add +2 Hit to undamaged Enemies for the rest of the encounter
• Delicate Watch - Gain 1d6 to all damage for the rest of the encounter. The effects of the potion wear off if you drop below 50% of your Maximum Health.
• Energy Drink - Gain +2 to your Extra Movement and +1 on Traverse Checks for the rest of the encounter.
• Focus Crystal - For the rest of the encounter if range 2 or less gain 1d6 to all damage.
• Gasoline - For the rest of the encounter, after killing an enemy all adjacent enemies take 2d6 incendiary damage and will ***Burn for 2 turns, taking 1d6 incendiary damage.
• Lens-Maker's Glasses - For the rest of the encounter on a Ranged Attack that deals Crit Damage, Roll 1d20. On a 19+, you roll double the crit dice.
• Medkit - For the rest of the encounter after being hit, heal 1d8 Health during the End Turn phase.
• Mocha - Gain +1 Hit on your attacks and +1 to your Movement for the rest of the encounter
• Monster Tooth - For the rest of the encounter, after killing an enemy 1 healing orb drops healing 1d4 Health if picked up by an ally.
• Oddly-shaped Opal - For the rest of the encounter gain 10 *Temporary Armor if you haven't been hit for 2 turns.
• Paul's Goat Hoof - Gain Extra Movement for the rest of the encounter
• Personal Shield generator - Gain 5 Shield Recharge for the rest of the encounter
• Power Elixir - The first time your health drops below 25%, instantly heal back to Maximum Health. The effect only happens once for the encounter.
• Repulsion Armor Plate - Gain 1d4+1 Damage Reduction for the rest of the encounter
• Roll of Pennies - For the rest of the encounter, each time you are hit gain 1d4 Gold.
• Soldier's Syringe - Gain Extra Attack each turn for the rest of the encounter.
• Sticky Bomb - For the rest of the encounter after hitting an enemy, roll 1d20. On a 19+, a sticky grenade is attached to the Enemy dealing 3d8 Explosive Damage.
• Stun Grenade - For the rest of the encounter after hitting an enemy, roll 1d20. On a 19+, the enemy is stunned for 1 round.
• Topaz Brooch - For the rest of the encounter gain 5 *Temporary Armor after you kill an Enemy
• Tougher Times - For the rest of the encounter on being Hit, Roll 1d20. On an 18+, you fully block that Hit.
• Tri-tip Dagger - Gain 1d6 Bleed Damage for the rest of the encounter.
• Warbanner - Drops a banner that lasts until the end of the encounter. All allies adjacent to the banner gain Extra Attack and Extra Movement for 1 turn.

Uncommon (Moxx-Tails)

• AtG Missile Mk. 1 - For the rest of the encounter at the start of your turn, roll 1d20. On a 19+, fire a missile at the closest enemy dealing 4d8 Damage.
• Bandolier - For the rest of the encounter after killing an enemy roll 1d20. On a 15+, the enemy drops an ammo pack that gains 1 free action skill use.
• Berzerker's Pauldron - For the rest of the day, after killing 2 or more enemies in a round, gain Extra Attack and Extra Movement.
• Chronobauble - For the rest of the encounter, apply Slowed for 1 turn to enemies hit.
• Death Mark - Enemies hit within the next turn are ****Marked for death for 1 turn.
• Fuel cell - For the rest of the day, increase the number of uses of your Action Skill per encounter.
• Gnor's Tome - For the rest of the day after you kill an enemy, roll 1d20, On a 15+, you gain 25 Gold.
• Harvester Scythe - For the rest of the day, +1 ACC Mod and heal 1d8 Health when landing a crit.
• Hopoo Feather - +5 to Jumping Traverse Checks for the rest of the day and jump 1 square higher.
• Hunter's Harpoon - For the rest of the encounter, killing an enemy you gain Extra Movement for that turn.
• Ignition Tank - For the rest of the encounter, all Incendiary damage is multiplied by x3 instead of x2.
• Infusion - For the rest of the day, killing an enemy increases your maximum health by 2. Your maximum health resets back to its original value at the end of the day.
• Leeching Seed - Dealing damage heals you for 5 health for the rest of the encounter
• Lepton Daisy - Release a nova healing yourself and all allies within 3 squares 3d8+10 Health.
• Old Guillotine - For the rest of the encounter, a Badass Enemy you hit that falls below 20 hp instantly dies.
• Old War Stealthkit - When health drops below 25%, gain Extra Movement and become Cloaked for 1 turn.
• Predatory Instincts - For the rest of the encounter, gain +1 ACC Mod, and landing a crit grants your gun Burst for 1 round.
• Razorwire - For the rest of the encounter after getting damaged by an enemy, immediately deal 1d8 damage to all adjacent enemies.
• Regenerating Scrap - Grants a re-roll of the gun's type and guild on an equipped gun.
• Rose Buckler - For the rest of the encounter gain 10 Temporary Armor for 1 turn if you've used Extra Movement on your turn.
• Shipping Request Form - A Medium Cache spawns in front of you.
• Shuriken - For the rest of the day, performing a Melee Attack also throws a Shuriken at an enemy within 3 range, dealing 3d6 Damage.
• Squid Polyp - Summons a Squid Turret that attacks nearby enemies for 3 Turns. Deals 2d6 damage and has 20 Health.
• Ukelele - For the rest of the encounter after hitting an Enemy, roll 1d20. On a 15+, a bolt of chain lightning begins dealing 2d6 Shock damage to the enemy and then jumping to the next closest enemy. Can hit a maximum of 3 enemies per chain lightning.
• War Horn - For the rest of the encounter, activating your Action Skill grants you and your allies an Extra Attack.
• Wax Quail - For the rest of the encounter, performing a running jump when using Extra Movement grants you 2 extra squares of movement.
• Will-o'-the-wisp - For the rest of the encounter, upon killing an enemy, a lava pillar is spawned from their corpse dealing 4d8 Incendiary Splash damage.

Legendary (Relic)

• 57 Leaf Clover - All effects requiring a 1d20 roll gain an extra 1d20 roll. Take the higher result of the two.
• Aegis - Healing past Maximum Health grants you *****Temporary Health for 50% of the amount you healed. The Temporary Health is stackable but will only last until the end of your next turn.
• Alien Head - Gain +1 use per encounter for your Action Skill.
• Ben's Raincoat - Immune to 1 Element Type (Roll 1d6) and gain 5 *Temporary Armor. The Temporary Armor recharges if the PC hasn't taken a hit for the turn.
• Bottled Chaos - Activates a random Action Skill when using your own Action Skill.
• Brainstalks - After killing a Badass Enemy you enter a Frenzy for 1 turn. Activating your action skill while Frenzied extends your action skill duration by 2 turns.
• Brilliant Behemoth - All your attacks become Explosive and add an extra 2d6 Damage.
• Ceremonial Dagger - Killing an enemy spawns 3 homing daggers dealing 2d4 damage each. Daggers target the closest enemy.
• Defensive Microbots - Summons a Defensive Microbot that flies around the player that has equipped this relic. The Defensive Microbot is able to reduce the number of hits from a ranged attack by 1 to any adjacent allies.
• Dio's Best Friend - Gain +1 Life. The player respawns at the start of the next round and is also invulnerable to all damage for that round. This effect can only be used once.
• Frost Relic - Killing an enemy surrounds you with an ice storm that lasts 2 rounds. The ice storm deals 4d8 Cryo damage at the end of each turn and hits all adjacent enemies. Killing more enemies before the ice storm ends increases the size of the storm by 1 square up to a maximum of 3 squares.
• H3AD-5T-v2 - Gain the ability to perform a Ground Slam. Ground Slam acts as a Melee Attack and can only be done if the user falls 3 or more blocks and deals 3d6 Explosive Damage. Every square above 3 adds an extra 1d6 damage. The user is able to vertically jump 3 squares. Happiest Mask - After killing an enemy, roll 1d20. On a 19+, spawn a ghost of the killed enemy with double the health. The ghost lasts 3 rounds before disappearing and acts on your turn. Hardlight Afterburner - Gain +2 daily uses of your Action Skill. Action Skill Durations are extended by 1 turn.
• Interstellar Desk Plant - On kill, a healing fruit seed is planted where the enemy dies. After 1 turn, it grows emitting a healing aura and giving an ally 5 Health each turn they are next to it. The fully grown plant dies after 2 turns.
• Laser Scope - Doubles the number of Crits on your equipped gun.
• N'kuhana's Opinion - Store any healing you receive as *****Soul Energy. When your Soul Energy reaches 10% of your maximum health (rounded down), a skull is fired at the nearest enemy dealing 2x the soul energy as Radiation Damage.
• Pocket I.C.B.M - +2 Hits on your Ranged Attacks with Rocket Launchers.
• Rejuvenation Rack - Any healing you receive is doubled.
• Shattering Justice - After hitting an Enemy 5 times (Each hit on a gun counts as a hit), halve their armor.
• Soulbound Catalyst - After killing an Enemy, you can activate your Action Skill for free. This effect can happen once every 2 turns.
• Symbiotic Scorpion - Each Hit on an enemy reduces their Maximum Health by 2.
• Unstable Tesla Coil - You can activate the Tesla Coil to hit 3 enemies within 2 squares of you dealing 3d6 Shock Damage to each Enemy. The Tesla Coil will only be activatable once every 2 turns.
• Wake of Vultures - Gain the Badass Effect of the Badass Enemy you kill for the rest of the encounter. Killing another Badass Enemy replaces the effect that you currently have.

Lunar (Relic)

• Brittle Crown - When hitting an Enemy, roll 1d20. On a 14+, gain your level in gold. When taking damage, lose your level in gold.
• Corpsebloom - All healing you receive is doubled, however, you can only heal 5 Health per turn. Any excess healing you received gets placed in a pool that decreases as you heal.
• Egocentrism - During an encounter, every turn you gain an orbiting bomb that detonates on an adjacent enemy dealing 3d8 Explosive Damage, up to a maximum of 3 bombs. Every day a random gun/relic/potion in your inventory is converted into another Egocentrism relic. For every Egocentrism Relic in your inventory, increase the maximum orbiting bomb stack by 1.
• Eulogy Zero - When generating an item, roll 1d20. On a 1, generate a Lunar Relic instead.
• Gesture of the Drowned - Add +2 Extra uses of your action skill. At the start of every encounter, you must activate your action skill as your first turn.
• Light Flux Pauldron - Add +1 to all skill tree abilities with durations. -1 Hit to all Ranged Attacks.
• Mecurial Rachis - A random Ward of Power spawns on the map at the start of every encounter. Anyone adjacent to the Ward of Power adds an extra 1d8 Damage on their attacks.
• Purity - Add an extra use per encounter of your Action Skill. Anytime you roll for chance, roll another 1d20 and take the lower result.
• Shaped Glasses - Doubles all Damage. Reduces maximum health and shield by half.
• Stone Flux Pauldron - Doubles the Maximum Health. Reduce your movement speed by half rounded down. Minimum 1 Movement.
• Transcendence - Your Current Health is 1. Your Maximum Health is increased by 50% and is then added to your Maximum Shield.

Boss (Relics)

• Charged Perforator - On Hit, Roll 1d20, On an 18+, a lightning bolt strikes the enemy dealing 8d6 Shock Splash Damage.
• Defense Nucleus - After killing a Badass Enemy, spawn an Alpha Construct that lasts 2 turns. Deals 3d6 Damage with a range of 4 squares and attacks twice each turn. Empathy Cores - Once per day summon two Solus Probes that last 3 turns. See Solus Probes Stat Block for stats.
• Genesis Loop - Once per day when you fall below 25% of your Maximum Health, an explosion centered around you deals 100 Radiation Damage.
• Halcyon Seed - Once per day, Roll a percentile die. On a 90+, the Halcyon Seed activates allowing you to summon Aurelionite. Check Aurelionite Stat Block for stats.
• Irradiant Pearl - Increases all stats modifiers by 1.
• Little Disciple - When using Extra Movement, fire a tracking wisp that deals 3d8 radiation damage to the closest enemy.
• Mired Urn - The first Enemy that is adjacent to you becomes Tethered. Tethered enemies are dealt 2d6 damage per turn which will also heal you for that amount.
• Molten Perforator - When hitting an enemy, roll 1d20. On a 19+, 3 magma balls spawn each hitting an individual adjacent enemy, dealing 3d8 incendiary damage.
• Pearl - Increase Maximum Health by 10%.
• Planula - You heal 10 HP before getting attacked by an Enemy.
• Queen's Gland - At the start of every encounter, you summon a Beetle Guard for 3 turns.
• Shatterspleen - For each crit that you land on an enemy, the enemy gains 1 Bleed stack that lasts 1 turn. Bleed stacks deal 2d4 health damage during the End Turn phase. Bleeding enemies explode on death dealing 4d8 + 10% Maximum Health as Damage to all adjacent enemies. Titanic Knurl - Gain 40 Maximum Health and Health Regeneration by 5.

Equipment (4th Gun Slot)

• Blast Shower - Once per encounter, remove any status effects you currently have. Gain Immunity to all elemental damage for 2 turns.
• Disposable Missile Launcher - Once per day, fires 12 Homing Missiles dealing 1d10 Explosive Damage each.
• Eccentric Vase - Once per day, create a straight quantum tunnel for 5 rounds up to 1000m in length that you and your allies can travel through using an interact check.
• Executive Card - Once per day, get 10% of the spent gold back on an item.
• Foreign Fruit - Once per day, Instantly heal half your maximum health.
• Forgive Me Please - Once per day, you throw a doll out that triggers any on-kill effects you have.
• Gnarled Woodsprite - During an encounter, gain 1d4 Health Regeneration. Each turn you can send the Gnarled Woodsprite to an ally giving them your 1d4 Health Regeneration.
• Goobo Jr. - Once per day, Spawn a clone of yourself that lasts 3 turns. The clone can only perform Attacks and Movement.
• Gorag's Opus - Once per day, you and your allies all get Extra Movement and Extra Attack for 1 turn.
• Jade Elephant - Once per day, gain 100 Temporary Armor for 1 turn.
• Milky Chrysalis - Once per day, gain +1 SPD Mod the ability to fly for 3 turns.
• Molotov (6-Pack) - Once per day, Throw 3 Molotovs that create a 3x3 incendiary puddle where it lands. The puddles deal 1d6 incendiary damage.
• Ocular HUD - Once per encounter, convert all hits to crits for 1 round.
• Preon Accumulator - Once per day, Fires Preon Tendrils in a 1 square line. Enemies adjacent to the 1 square line take 3d8 Radiation damage. The preon tendril explodes on the first enemy hit in the 1 square line dealing 4d20 Radiation Damage to all enemies within 3 squares.
• Primordial Cube - Once per day, place a black hole within 2 squares of you that pulls all enemies within 3 squares of the black hole towards it. The black hole lasts 2 turns.
• Radar Scanner - While equipped, +10 to Loot Search Checks.
• Recycler - Once per day, a player can re-roll the guild and gun type of a gun they generate.
• Remote Caffeinator - Once per day, request an Eclipse Zero Vending Machine from the UES Safe Travels. By interacting with the Vending Machine, you can pay your level + badass rank to heal up to 3 targets 2d8+5 Health.
• Royal Capacitor - Once per day, Call down a lightning strike on any targeted enemy within sight. Deal 8d6 Shock Splash Damage and stun each enemy hit for 1 turn.
• Sawmerang - Once per day, throw 3 large saw blades in a cone shape dealing 4d8 damage to each enemy within 3 squares. The blades also apply Bleeding to each enemy hit dealing 3d4 Health Damage per turn for 2 turns.
• Super Massive Leech - Once per encounter, heal 50% of the damage you dealt during your turn for 1 turn.
• The Back-up - Call in 4 Strike Drones that deal 3d4 damage each for 2 turns. Strike Drones have 30 Health, 4 Movement (Flight), and Range of 3 Squares.
• The Crowdfunder - Activate/Deactivate The Crowdfunder with an interact check. The Crowdfunder does a Ranged attack each turn and deals 3d4(2-7)/4d4(8-15)/6d4(16+) Damage and costs you the same amount in Gold. The Crowdfunder doesn't get any Favored weapon bonuses.
• Trophy Hunter's Tricorn - One use only. Instantly kills a Badass Enemy and will drop an Epic Gun. The Tricorn is destroyed after being used. Volcanic Egg - Once per day, transform into a draconic fireball for 1 turn with 5 Movement. Traveling through enemies deals 5d6 Incendiary Damage.

Mainly for others who are just starting out or thinking about starting out on an EUC, but also for anyone who's interested, I wanted to share a personal milestone and some things I've learned along the way.
After about a month of riding almost daily (a few off days here and there mainly due to schedule and weather), I finally got out on a regional bike path today and used up the whole battery on my V8 and hit the tiltback speed, around 21 mph I think, for the first time.
Could I have hit that speed sooner? Absolutely, but I have been what I think most people would consider "super cautious". I have two young kids, and I'm just not at a point in life to be a big risk taker right now (besides riding an EUC in the first place!).
My main takeaways after one month of riding are:

• You will get it faster than you think. You'll start off thinking there's just no way the EUC is going to do what you see other people doing on it. It'll just feel so foreign and weird when you start, your expectations from watching YouTube videos will not line up with what you're experiencing in real life. There will be cognitive dissonance. You'll know, logically, that it's possible, and may even have faith that you'll get there, but part of your body and mind will just think, it can't be done. It can, and it will, all it takes is practice. If I can learn it - trust me - anyone can. My only prior experience with this kind of activity is as a bicyclist and motorcyclist, and while helpful, there isn't a whole lot that translates other than the overall sense of horizontal balance and being comfortable having your body exposed at high speeds. I think if you were a skateboarder or a snowboarder, you might pick it up a little easier, but it's going to be a weird feeling no matter who you are when you first step on an EUC. Just hang in there.
• If you can, learn from someone else who already knows how to ride. If you can't (like me), watch every YouTube video. There are two main schools of thought about learning:
  • One approach is to start with assisted mounting (a wall or railing) until you know how to ride at speed (i.e. 5+ mph), even if that is a week or more. This is what Monocat (Wrong Way's girlfriend) did, and she rode something like 100km before ever learning to free mount, which seemed crazy to me when I first heard it. This approach is much more feasible if you're learning with someone else who has their own EUC, because they can help you mount anywhere.
  • The other - which is what I did - is to get off the wall/rail ASAP and learn to free mount in an open space (and, by necessity, to learn to maneuver at low speed) before you learn to go faster. This is the approach you will see in a lot of the "learn to ride an EUC" videos you're likely to find on YouTube.
  • Both approaches are viable, but ultimately if I had it to do over again I would probably go with option 1 because of a few main reasons:
    • It took me longer to gain the confidence to go faster, which slowed my overall learning curve.
    • Learning to free mount before you feel comfortable on the wheel is extremely tiring, because you're stepping on and off so often, and maneuvering at low speed for a long time is also tiring. Learning these skills "up front" probably takes longer than waiting until you are forced to - i.e. when you encounter a group of pedestrians, or you have to mount somewhere without assistance. But, it's probably less stressful and embarrassing to learn these skills in your driveway than on a crowded sidewalk.
    • If you lack patience, this approach is much more likely to cause you to give up altogether.
    • From what I've heard, learning to free mount is easier after you've kind of worked your way "down" in speed rather than working "up" - as a result you spend less energy learning to ride overall.
  • There were some pros to learning to free mount first however:
    • Knowing how to free-mount dramatically expands the areas you can go on your own, because you don't need to walk your EUC to a railing or a wall every time you step off. (If you're learning with a friend, like Monocat was, this is much less of an issue.) I was able to keep my EUC in my trunk and just pull over and practice on any good looking parking lot or big grass field that I saw, which was nice.
    • I gained the confidence to get on the wheel and maneuver at low speeds first, which helped me build the fine motor control needed to safely control the wheel at both low and high speeds, before ever going fast.
    • Ultimately I think this approach may be a bit safer than the first approach for that very reason - going 10-20 mph on an EUC without knowing how to free mount or maneuver at <5mph, do tight turns, figure eights, etc., is inherently more dangerous and could result in a crash, at worst, or possibly ingrain poor riding habits (such as poor foot placement, riding without carving and shifting your weight, etc.), because you don't have full confidence in your ability to control the wheel.
• Get a good starter wheel. This could be different things to different people, but I personally found a $400 used V8, and like I said, I only just today (one month later) reached the limits of its potential. I expect it to be sufficient for me to help me build my skills and take me as far and as fast as I need to go for at least a few weeks more, and it'll be a great wheel to keep in my car or at work, and also to teach other people on. I do want to get a bigger, faster, longer-range wheel soon, but I am glad that I learned to ride on a smaller and lighter wheel. I have not yet ridden the 16X, but from everything I've seen, it appears to be the sweet spot in terms of a wheel that's small enough to learn to ride on and be nimble at low speed (and thus less tiring when you are developing the necessary muscle groups and muscle memory), but also has a lot more headroom in terms of speed and range. There are probably other wheels in this same category, like the V8F or the V10F (and some of the other King-Song 14-16 inch wheels), but I would recommend getting a used wheel first if you can because you're going to drop it and beat the shit out of it A LOT when you're starting out. A 16X with a case on it would probably stand up to the abuse of learning just fine, but you have to be willing to grind your new toy on the pavement. Starting with a big, heavy, top of the line wheel just seems like a bad idea to me, but I know that some people do it. I wouldn't learn to ride a motorcycle on an R1, and I wouldn't try to learn how to drive a stick shift in a Ferrari.
• The riding surface matters - a lot. Practice on grass or turf early on if you can. Not only will you be able to go faster with less risk if (and when) you fall off, but riding on a slightly irregular surface helps you build fine motor control much more quickly which translates into better riding skills both on and off-road. Also, riding around a big grass field with a few bumps is just a lot of fun, and it's a totally different experience than riding on pavement. As a new rider, this experience is great. It engages your upper body a lot more and is generally a nice departure from cruising on the road. It also helps you realize that the EUC is capable of handling a lot crazier terrain than you will initially expect, which helps you build confidence and trust in the wheel. Once you've graduated to being able to reliably keep your wheel where you want it to be on a trail/sidewalk/road - which for me was after about two weeks - find the best quality surface you can. You'll be shocked how much of a difference it makes. Poor road surfaces diminish your confidence and limit your growth potential when you're first learning. You might think your local street or bike path is good enough, but if it has a rough surface with lots of bumps, gravel, and potholes, the first time you get on a proper bike path or a freshly paved parking lot, you'll suddenly be able to go much faster with more confidence. Then you'll get back on those shittier surfaces and think, oh, this isn't so bad - mainly because you'll feel comfortable going faster. Don't avoid poor surfaces entirely, because you need to learn how to handle them eventually and you don't want to handicap yourself - just find a good place where you don't have to worry about that and put it in your rotation of places to practice early on.
• Learning is both physical and mental. There are, and are not, shortcuts. I've heard it said that the speed at which you learn EUC is directly proportional to your willingness to overcome fear. There is some truth to that. If I were completely fearless, I probably could've hopped on the wheel with some help from a wall and dashed 20 yards at full-lean until I wiped out into the grass. I'd have hurt myself and my pride a little bit, but I'd have found the limit and might have been able to shorten the overall learning curve by a couple of weeks. Some people learn this way, and more power to them. Becoming a truly competent rider, however, is something that simply requires experience, no matter who you are. This experience has both physical and mental components. Riding an EUC takes strength in muscles that you don't often use, especially your feet. Building this strength and the fine motor control to be a safe and competent rider at any speed takes time, and there is no shortcut to developing it. Mentally, learning how the wheel responds to input in all directions, learning which movements of your upper body will and will-not impact the movement of the wheel, learning how and when to bend your knees to absorb impact, learning how much distance you need to stop, learning which riding surfaces will make your wheel lose traction, learning how to take a sharp turn onto a curb ramp, learning how to ride on and off a curb confidently - and so much more - all of these things are skills that can only be developed with time and practice. There is NO SHORTCUT to becoming a truly competent EUC pilot. To truly master it, like any other skill, will probably take you 10,000 hours! If true mastery of EUC is even possible. I don't care if you're already an expert snowboarder or skateboarder, although I have no doubt that those skills would shorten your initial learning curve, as well as give you more "willingness to overcome fear" (or just less fear to begin with).
• Dress for the slide, not the ride. There are countless threads of new riders asking about gear on this subreddit. I'll share my loadout, and my opinions. Take them as you will.
  • Triple Eight Hired Hands Gloves
    • Wrist guards are considered essential equipment for riding EUC, since pretty much any fall is going to impact your wrists, even at low speeds. I tried these wrist guards first, but they did not fit me well (too small on the wrist, even at XL), and didn't like how they left my whole hand exposed. The Triple Eight Hired Hands Gloves are much more robust, with hard armor on the front and the back, and only slightly more difficult to take off (and actually easier to put on). Some people recommend full finger gloves, like the Hillbilly Wrist Guard Gloves - Full Finger, and I'm sure these are great, although I like being able to easily use my phone and also prefer having the brace on both sides of my wrist.
  • Triple Eight Bumsaver Men's Padded Shorts
    • Most people probably don't wear padded shorts when riding, and I don't always either - it's actually the one piece of gear that for whatever reason (probably inconvenience) that I consider "optional". That said, the one place that I have fallen and significantly hurt myself thus far is on my tailbone, and I was wearing (a different set, Bohn body armor) padded underwear at the time. I was still in pain on my tailbone for probably two weeks. Also, most people say that when you fall at speed you almost always take some impact or at least road rash on your hip. Therefore hip padding and tailbone padding is highly recommended, especially if you're going to be traveling at speed, but I can attest to it being useful even when you're going very slow (you can always fall backwards).
  • Triple Eight EP 55 Elbow Pads
    • I usually don't wear these because my motorcycle jacket (see below) has integrated elbow pads. But when I'm not wearing my jacket, I wear these.
  • Giro Switchblade MIPS Adult Mountain Cycling Helmet
    • A full face helmet is essential equipment for EUC - that's my opinion, take it or leave it. This is what I wear for head protection most of the time, since my current wheel doesn't go any faster than 20 mph, and I ride primarily on bike trails and sidewalks and within my neighborhood. When I get a faster wheel and ride on bike lanes or larger roads, I will use my Scorpion helmet (see below). I love this helmet because it is super comfortable and lightweight, and it's also modular so you can easily take off the chin bar to drink some water or blow your nose or whatever without having to take off the helmet. You can also use it as a bicycle helmet if you wanted to, with or without the chin bar. Airflow is great (I am yet to break a sweat in it, which is saying a lot for me), MIPS is a great feature, and the visor has an integrated camera mount. Plus the color options are good.
  • SHIMA SX-2 EVO Motorcycle Shoes for Men
    • I've tried a lot when it comes to shoes for the EUC. I have tried full on hard calf motorcycle boots, which I know some people use, but I don't recommend. They give you basically no feeling for the road or the pedals, and I'm convinced they led to my fall where I bruised my tailbone. I've also tried regular height sneakers, which feel good, but leave your ankles totally exposed, and I've already hit my ankle hard with the pedal when losing control of the wheel on grass. I happened to be wearing high-top sneakers at the time, which were an improvement, but still not enough to prevent ankle impact injury or to stand up to being dragged along pavement. I eventually found these casual style motorcycle shoes which look great and can be worn all day comfortably but also provide hard armoring at the ankle, toe, and heel. They are soft enough on the bottom to feel the pedals - although probably not enough for some people - and they should stand up to any threat of road rash. Any other similar style boots from Dainese or others should work equally well, but I have found these have a wide fit, which is good for my feet (unlike Dainese which is a more narrow fit). Alpinestars makes some good ones too I hear.
  • O'Neal 0256-206 Unisex Pumpgun Knee Guard Carbon Look
    • Knee pads are essential equipment for riding EUC. If you fall, you're going to land on your knees (and your wrists), watch any crash video. I wear these knee pads all the time, they are comfortable and flexible, but they will make your legs a little sweaty (although not obnoxiously so). I have started crossing the top two straps behind my knee at the recommendation of people who say these kind of guards will slide down in the event of a crash. I have ordered some Revit Airwave 3 Pants which can fit over your regular pants and include both knee and hip protection. If I like these, I expect to wear them in lieu of the knee guards and the Bumsaver shorts in most instances.
  • Scorpion EXO-AT950 Ellwood Helmet
    • Some people will say an ADV or street motorcycle helmet is overkill for an EUC. I have been a motorcyclist for many years, and I've tried and own all kinds of top of the line motorcycle helmets (Arai, Shoei, HJC etc.). All of the ones I have that are focused on sport riding I find to be too hot and too narrow field-of-view for riding EUC. I saw She Rides an EUC on YouTube recommend this Scorpion helmet, or one very similar to it. It's an ADV helmet, so it has a removable visor and a front vent in the DH MTB style, except it can be closed. It's also modular, so you can flip up the chin guard super easily. It has other great features like a flip down sun visor, and obviously a full face shield. It is extremely comfortable and has a much wider field of view than my sportbike helmets. When I ride faster and/or ride next to traffic, this will be the helmet I wear, and it is an appropriate level of protection and comfort for my purposes.
  • Dainese VR46 Air-Tex Jacket
    • This jacket is discontinued, but I linked a similar style of jacket from Dainese. Any textile mesh summer motorcycle jacket will do the job. Mine has CE 1 elbow and shoulder protection, and I added a CE 2 back protector (this was my summer motorcycle jacket). I might upgrade to CE 1 elbows and shoulders at some point. I have yet to find it to be too hot in any situation when I'm able to maintain a constant speed above 5 mph. In the absolute heat of summer, I might need to just use my Triple Eight elbow guards and my Boblebee backpack in lieu of the jacket, but I haven't had to do that yet. I also have a Fox Baseframe Pro D30 Chest Guard Jacket which is meant for dirt track riding and intended to be worn under a jersey, but I doubt I will use this often unless I know for sure that I won't be riding on the street at all, because it offers basically no abrasion resistance. Anyone who has crashed and slid on the road (or on gravel) knows that abrasion resistance is as or more important than impact resistance, especially on the kinds of crashes I have seen involving EUC. Only purpose-built gear like a motorcycle jacket or Lazy Rolling Kevlar-reinforced outer layer will provide this. From what I can tell, even the Lazy Rolling Performance Hoodie is hotter than a mesh motorcycle jacket, so unless you really prefer the casual style of the Lazy Rolling, I would recommend a summer mesh moto jacket.
  • Boblbee GTX 25L Hardshell Backpack (Hi-Viz Yellow)
    • First, all my gear is black/hi-viz yellow, so I had no choice but to get this. Some will say back protection is not essential gear for EUC, and as long as they never crash and impact their spine, they're right. As long as I prefer not being paraplegic to some slight inconvenience, I will wear a back protector when riding at speed. If I'm not wearing my jacket with a back protector, and/or when I want to carry gear (even if it's just water and a camera, or whatever), I'll wear the Boblbee. Yes, it makes you stick out like a sore thumb when you're riding, but A) that's the point of the hi-viz yellow version, and B) you already stick out like a sore thumb when you're riding an EUC. Might as well take it to the next level. And it is the best back protector in the world, so it's kind of a no-brainer for me when it comes to EUC equipment.
• Trust the wheel (to an extent). This is probably the biggest takeaway overall. Most of your hesitation when learning will come from just not believing, or understanding, that the wheel is capable of seemingly magical things. As long as it's working as intended, and you are standing on it properly, grabbing it firmly but not aggressively with your legs, and not flailing yourself around, it will just roll on straight across things that will initially surprise you, at speeds that you will initially think are totally insane for something so small and squirrely. You'll be able to turn in an incredibly tight circle at such a low speed that you'll think to yourself, "How the HELL am I not falling over right now?" You'll be able to glide over scary gaps in the pavement and absorb them with your knees to the point that you barely notice them, even at 20 mph. You'll be able to make long gliding turns and wave your arms around like you're a bird flying through the air and little kids will laugh at you. All of these things will seem incomprehensible when you first step up on the wheel, and maybe even for a few weeks after. Some of these magical feats are thanks to the EUC technology - being able to lean or sit down at comical angles while keeping your feet balanced, for instance, thanks to the gyroscope - but mostly it's just due to the basic physics of a wheel in motion. Simply put, it's more stable than you think it is, and you have to learn to trust both the wheel itself as well as the technology that supports it. That said, and paradoxically, EUCs and unicycles generally are also inherently unstable. The main thing that will throw the EUC out of balance is not itself, nor something in the road, but YOU. Your unintended or unplanned movements of your body are the most likely culprit of something that throws you off the wheel, in whatever axis it may be. You have to learn to relax your body overall and move only in ways that don't upset the balance of the wheel, and this is something that takes time and practice. The technology of EUCs is also, ironically, both stable and fragile at the same time. As PEVs go, they are very simple, with relatively few failure points and a low-maintenance design that means they can function for a long time in adverse conditions with relatively little trouble. However, unlike 2+ wheeled vehicles, you are COMPLETELY at the mercy of the hardware and software to keep you from crashing. This is just a fact. On a bike, scooter, or car of any kind, if everything failed at once, you'd still have the opportunity to just roll to a stop. On an EUC, if ONE THING FAILS, you are immediately and without any warning put directly onto your face.
• You don't have any mechanical means of stopping. This is something that's very important to understand, especially if you are used to riding basically any other vehicle. You're completely dependent on the motor and battery to decelerate, along with your own physical and mental skill at applying rearward pressure on the pedals, which is harder to learn than leaning forward. Even when applying full braking pressure, your stopping distance is MUCH GREATER than on any mechanically braked device. This is something that you need to be constantly aware of when you are choosing how fast to go and what situations to put yourself in. No matter how good of a rider you are, if someone cuts you off, you're much more likely to run into them on an EUC than on any other vehicle at the same speed. Your risk of this is exponentially greater when you are first learning, so just don't put yourself into those situations until you have absolute confidence in your ability to apply maximum braking power, and even then - be conservative about where and how you ride. This is a fundamental limitation of the device, and something that - like it or not - you have to accept and understand.

So, if you've made it this far, you're probably a real geek and super into the prospect or reality of learning how to ride an EUC. Do it! You're never too old or too scared to suck at something new! :-p And you will suck at it at first, most likely. But you won't suck forever, and in fact, if you are diligent about it (which again, if you've read all of this, you probably are), you will get better at it sooner than you expected.
And then you'll be able to literally glide through time and space on the most whimsical and remarkable vehicle that mankind has ever come up with. You'll make a spectacle of yourself wherever you go, so lean into it - literally. Imagine yourself leaving a trail of rainbow dust behind you that lifts the spirits of everyone you see.
In many ways, learning to ride an EUC is a metaphor for life. You start off completely overwhelmed and thinking that you don't have control over anything. Eventually, gradually, and with a fair share of mistakes and sudden breakthroughs, you learn that you're actually a superhero and you can do anything. But you also never stop learning and improving and finding more ways to have fun.
Welcome to the ride of your life!

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Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut	0.9 TF2	$1.69 PP	-
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided	1.1 TF2	$2.23 PP	-
Devil May Cry HD Collection	1.7 TF2	$3.46 PP	-
Devil May Cry® 4 Special Edition	1.4 TF2	$2.83 PP	-
DiRT Rally 2.0	5.1 TF2	$10.0 PP	-
Dicey Dungeons	1.0 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread	$1.95 PP Refer To My Other Thread	Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle
Dinosaur Fossil Hunter	0.5 TF2	$0.9 PP	-
Distance	1.1 TF2	$2.08 PP	-
Distant Worlds: Universe	0.6 TF2	$1.27 PP	-
Do Not Feed the Monkeys	0.4 TF2	$0.75 PP	-
Doom Eternal	2.6 TF2	$5.18 PP	-
Door Kickers	1.7 TF2	$3.33 PP	-
Door Kickers: Action Squad	0.4 TF2	$0.74 PP	-
Dorfromantik	2.0 TF2	$4.01 PP	-
Dragon Ball FighterZ	2.0 TF2	$4.04 PP	-
Dragons Dogma - Dark Arisen	1.1 TF2	$2.1 PP	-
Drake Hollow	0.4 TF2	$0.81 PP	-
Drone Swarm	0.4 TF2	$0.8 PP	-
Dungeon Defenders	1.1 TF2	$2.25 PP	-
Dungeon Defenders: Awakened	2.6 TF2	$5.21 PP	-
Dungreed	0.9 TF2	$1.78 PP	-
Dusk	2.0 TF2	$4.0 PP	-
EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 4.1 The Shadow of New Despair	3.1 TF2	$6.22 PP	-
ELEX	1.1 TF2	$2.15 PP	-
EVERSPACE™	1.8 TF2	$3.57 PP	-
Elite: Dangerous	1.4 TF2	$2.75 PP	-
Empire of Sin	1.3 TF2	$2.6 PP	-
Endzone - A World Apart	0.4 TF2	$0.71 PP	-
Euro Truck Simulator 2	1.6 TF2	$3.19 PP	-
Exanima	2.6 TF2	$5.18 PP	-
FTL: Faster Than Light	1.0 TF2	$1.9 PP	-
Fable Anniversary	4.8 TF2	$9.53 PP	-
Fallout 76	2.2 TF2	$4.39 PP	-
Fantasy General II	0.6 TF2	$1.23 PP	-
Farming Simulator 17	0.6 TF2	$1.11 PP	-
Fights in Tight Spaces	6.0 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread	$11.88 PP Refer To My Other Thread	Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle
Firefighting Simulator - The Squad	4.8 TF2	$9.43 PP	-
First Class Trouble	0.6 TF2	$1.1 PP	-
For The King	0.9 TF2	$1.84 PP	-
Forager	1.1 TF2	$2.16 PP	-
Forts	3.0 TF2	$5.87 PP	-
Friday the 13th: The Game	2.9 TF2	$5.81 PP	-
Frostpunk	1.0 TF2	$2.04 PP	-
Full Metal Furies	0.6 TF2	$1.12 PP	-
Furi	1.3 TF2	$2.56 PP	-
GRID™	0.8 TF2	$1.6 PP	-
GRIS	0.5 TF2	$1.08 PP	-
GUILTY GEAR XX ACCENT CORE PLUS R	0.4 TF2	$0.89 PP	-
Gang Beasts	3.0 TF2	$5.94 PP	-
Garden Paws	1.0 TF2	$2.0 PP	-
Gas Station Simulator	3.1 TF2	$6.16 PP	-
Gears 5	10.9 TF2	$21.52 PP	-
Gears Tactics	4.8 TF2	$9.55 PP	-
Generation Zero®	0.8 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread	$1.58 PP Refer To My Other Thread	May Multiplayer Bundle
Gloria Victis	0.4 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread	$0.85 PP Refer To My Other Thread	May Multiplayer Bundle
Goat Simulator	0.5 TF2	$0.93 PP	-
Godlike Burger	1.0 TF2	$1.89 PP	-
Golf With Your Friends	1.0 TF2	$2.04 PP	-
Gordian Quest	1.8 TF2	$3.54 PP	-
Gotham Knights	5.5 TF2	$10.85 PP	-
GreedFall	0.8 TF2	$1.52 PP	-
Gremlins, Inc.	1.4 TF2	$2.74 PP	-
Grim Dawn	4.8 TF2	$9.54 PP	-
Grim Fandango Remastered	0.6 TF2	$1.1 PP	-
Guacamelee! 2	0.6 TF2	$1.18 PP	-
HITMAN™2 Gold Edition	3.1 TF2	$6.1 PP	-
HIVESWAP: Act 2	1.6 TF2	$3.23 PP	-
HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED™	1.9 TF2	$3.78 PP	-
HROT	4.2 TF2	$8.22 PP	-
Hard Bullet	1.2 TF2	$2.35 PP	-
Hearts of Iron IV: Battle for the Bosporus	1.8 TF2	$3.57 PP	-
Hearts of Iron IV: Cadet Edition	6.2 TF2	$12.21 PP	-
Hearts of Iron IV: Death or Dishonor	1.0 TF2	$1.94 PP	-
Hearts of Iron IV: Waking the Tiger	2.0 TF2	$3.88 PP	-
Heave Ho	0.6 TF2	$1.09 PP	-
Heavy Rain	1.9 TF2	$3.7 PP	-
Hell Let Loose	6.3 TF2	$12.56 PP	-
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice	1.4 TF2	$2.87 PP	-
Hello, Neighbor!	0.5 TF2	$1.01 PP	-
Hellpoint	0.4 TF2	$0.73 PP	-
Heroes of Hammerwatch	0.8 TF2	$1.56 PP	-
Hitman Absolution	0.4 TF2	$0.77 PP	-
Hitman Game of the Year Edition	1.3 TF2	$2.58 PP	-
Hollow Knight	2.5 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread	$5.0 PP Refer To My Other Thread	Must-Play Metroidvanias Bundle
Homefront: The Revolution	0.8 TF2	$1.65 PP	-
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Digital Special Edition	0.6 TF2	$1.22 PP	-
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number	0.6 TF2	$1.14 PP	-
Hotline Miami	0.9 TF2	$1.82 PP	-
House Flipper	3.1 TF2	$6.1 PP	-
Human: Fall Flat	1.1 TF2	$2.19 PP	-
HuniePop	0.4 TF2	$0.85 PP	-
Huntdown	1.7 TF2	$3.3 PP	-
Hurtworld	2.2 TF2	$4.4 PP	-
Hyper Light Drifter	1.6 TF2	$3.09 PP	-
Hypnospace Outlaw	0.8 TF2	$1.53 PP	-
I Expect You To Die	1.3 TF2	$2.67 PP	-
I-NFECTED	6.2 TF2	$12.36 PP	-
INSIDE	1.6 TF2	$3.15 PP	-
INSURGENCY	2.3 TF2	$4.46 PP	-
Icewind Dale: Enhanced Edition	0.4 TF2	$0.73 PP	-
Imperator: Rome Deluxe Edition	1.6 TF2	$3.18 PP	-
Imperator: Rome	1.1 TF2	$2.09 PP	-
Injustice 2 Legendary Edition	1.1 TF2	$2.2 PP	-
Injustice 2	0.9 TF2	$1.74 PP	-
Into the Breach	1.5 TF2	$2.91 PP	-
Into the Radius VR	3.3 TF2	$6.6 PP	-
Ion Fury	1.9 TF2	$3.74 PP	-
Iron Harvest	0.9 TF2	$1.83 PP	-
Jalopy	0.9 TF2	$1.81 PP	-
Job Simulator	6.2 TF2	$12.21 PP	-
Jurassic World Evolution 2	2.2 TF2	$4.41 PP	-
Just Cause 2	0.4 TF2	$0.87 PP	-
Just Cause 3 XXL Edition	1.2 TF2	$2.46 PP	-
Just Cause 4: Complete Edition	1.9 TF2	$3.82 PP	-
KartKraft	4.2 TF2	$8.39 PP	-
Katamari Damacy REROLL	1.1 TF2	$2.08 PP	-
Katana ZERO	1.5 TF2	$2.9 PP	-
Kerbal Space Program	0.8 TF2	$1.66 PP	-
Killer Instinct	8.7 TF2	$17.3 PP	-
Killing Floor 2	0.7 TF2	$1.42 PP	-
Killing Floor	0.9 TF2	$1.69 PP	-
Kingdom Come: Deliverance	1.5 TF2	$3.01 PP	-
Kingdom: Two Crowns	1.1 TF2	$2.1 PP	-
Kitaria Fables	0.4 TF2	$0.75 PP	-
LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham Premium Edition	0.5 TF2	$0.9 PP	-
LEGO Batman Trilogy	1.4 TF2	$2.74 PP	-
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7	0.6 TF2	$1.2 PP	-
LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars	0.5 TF2	$1.04 PP	-
LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga	0.6 TF2	$1.16 PP	-
LEGO® City Undercover	1.0 TF2	$1.94 PP	-
LEGO® DC Super-Villains Deluxe Edition	1.9 TF2	$3.77 PP	-
LEGO® DC Super-Villains	0.5 TF2	$0.95 PP	-
LEGO® Jurassic World™	0.5 TF2	$0.92 PP	-
LEGO® MARVEL's Avengers	0.4 TF2	$0.77 PP	-
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2 Deluxe Edition	1.1 TF2	$2.15 PP	-
LEGO® Marvel Super Heroes 2	0.7 TF2	$1.32 PP	-
LEGO® Star Wars™: The Force Awakens - Deluxe Edition	1.1 TF2	$2.23 PP	-
LEGO® Star Wars™: The Force Awakens	0.5 TF2	$0.91 PP	-
LEGO® Worlds	1.0 TF2	$1.96 PP	-
LIMBO	0.4 TF2	$0.71 PP	-
Labyrinth City: Pierre the Maze Detective	0.7 TF2	$1.45 PP	-
Labyrinthine	1.8 TF2	$3.54 PP	-
Lake	0.7 TF2	$1.41 PP	-
Last Oasis	0.8 TF2	$1.68 PP	-
Layers of Fear 2	6.2 TF2	$12.22 PP	-
Layers of Fear	0.6 TF2	$1.11 PP	-
Legion TD 2	2.3 TF2	$4.56 PP	-
Len's Island	4.1 TF2	$8.16 PP	-
Lethal League Blaze	2.4 TF2	$4.79 PP	-
Lethal League	1.5 TF2	$2.97 PP	-
Library Of Ruina	3.2 TF2	$6.36 PP	-
Life is Feudal: Your Own	0.7 TF2	$1.48 PP	-
Life is Strange 2 Complete Season	0.7 TF2	$1.44 PP	-
Life is Strange Complete Season (Episodes 1-5)	4.5 TF2	$8.89 PP	-
Little Misfortune	2.2 TF2	$4.43 PP	-
Little Nightmares Complete Edition	1.6 TF2	$3.09 PP	-
Little Nightmares	0.9 TF2	$1.79 PP	-
Lobotomy Corporation Monster Management Simulation	5.0 TF2	$9.88 PP	-
Loot River	2.9 TF2	$5.76 PP	-
Lords of the Fallen Game of the Year Edition	0.8 TF2	$1.61 PP	-
Lost Ember	1.4 TF2	$2.73 PP	-
Luck be a Landlord	1.0 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread	$1.89 PP Refer To My Other Thread	Luck of the Draw: Roguelike Deckbuilders Bundle
METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN	1.2 TF2	$2.46 PP	-
METAL GEAR SOLID V: The Definitive Experience	2.0 TF2	$3.99 PP	-
MONSTER HUNTER RISE	4.3 TF2	$8.44 PP	-
MORTAL KOMBAT 11	1.6 TF2	$3.26 PP	-
MX vs. ATV Unleashed	0.4 TF2	$0.73 PP	-
Mad Max	1.1 TF2	$2.22 PP	-
Mafia II: Definitive Edition	3.0 TF2	$6.03 PP	-
Mafia III: Definitive Edition	2.1 TF2	$4.23 PP	-
Mafia: Definitive Edition	2.2 TF2	$4.3 PP	-
Magicka 2 - Deluxe Edition	1.0 TF2	$1.91 PP	-
Magicka 2	0.6 TF2	$1.17 PP	-
Maneater	0.7 TF2	$1.46 PP	-
Manhunt	1.1 TF2	$2.08 PP	-
Mars Horizon	0.8 TF2	$1.52 PP	-
Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite - Deluxe Edition	2.8 TF2	$5.56 PP	-
Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition	5.8 TF2	$11.54 PP	-
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne	0.7 TF2	$1.48 PP	-
Max Payne	1.0 TF2	$2.02 PP	-
MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries	2.5 TF2	$4.97 PP	-
Mega Man Legacy Collection 2	0.6 TF2	$1.25 PP	-
Mega Man Legacy Collection	0.4 TF2	$0.79 PP	-
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 - Deluxe Edition	0.8 TF2	$1.67 PP	-
Men of War: Assault Squad 2 War Chest Edition	0.8 TF2	$1.65 PP	-
Men of War: Assault Squad 2	0.8 TF2	$1.64 PP	-
Messenger	0.9 TF2	$1.73 PP	-
Metro 2033 Redux	0.7 TF2	$1.34 PP	-
Metro Exodus	1.8 TF2	$3.53 PP	-
Metro Redux Bundle	1.0 TF2	$1.93 PP	-
Metro: Last Light Redux	1.1 TF2	$2.14 PP	-
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition	0.9 TF2	$1.74 PP	-
Middle-earth™: Shadow of War™	0.8 TF2	$1.51 PP	-
Mirror's Edge	3.8 TF2	$7.56 PP	-
Miscreated	1.5 TF2	$2.88 PP	-
Monster Sanctuary	0.6 TF2	$1.25 PP	-
Monster Train	0.5 TF2	$0.98 PP	-
Moonlighter	0.4 TF2	$0.81 PP	-
Moons of Madness	1.7 TF2	$3.43 PP	-
Mordhau	1.7 TF2	$3.27 PP	-
Mortal Kombat X	0.7 TF2	$1.36 PP	-
Mortal Shell	1.4 TF2	$2.74 PP	-
Motorcycle Mechanic Simulator 2021	1.1 TF2	$2.23 PP	-
Motorsport Manager	1.4 TF2	$2.73 PP	-
Move or Die	0.7 TF2	$1.44 PP	-
Moving Out	0.9 TF2	$1.85 PP	-
Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden - Deluxe Edition	1.7 TF2	$3.28 PP	-
Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden	1.8 TF2	$3.53 PP	-
My Friend Pedro	0.9 TF2	$1.76 PP	-
My Time At Portia	1.1 TF2	$2.12 PP	-
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM 4 Road to Boruto	3.8 TF2	$7.55 PP	-
NASCAR Heat 5 - Ultimate Edition	0.5 TF2	$1.08 PP	-
NBA 2K13	4.7 TF2	$9.4 PP	-
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4	1.5 TF2	$2.91 PP	-
Naruto to Boruto Shinobi Striker - Deluxe Edition	1.6 TF2	$3.1 PP	-
Naruto to Boruto Shinobi Striker	0.4 TF2	$0.82 PP	-
Necromunda: Hired Gun	0.9 TF2	$1.79 PP	-
Neon Abyss	0.5 TF2	$0.94 PP	-
Neverwinter Nights: Complete Adventures	3.7 TF2	$7.26 PP	-
Nine Parchments	2.1 TF2	$4.22 PP	-
No Straight Roads: Encore Edition	1.3 TF2	$2.63 PP	-
No Time to Relax	3.7 TF2	$7.29 PP	-
Northgard	1.2 TF2 Refer To My Other Thread	$2.38 PP Refer To My Other Thread	May Multiplayer Bundle
Not For Broadcast	0.5 TF2	$1.06 PP	-
ONE PIECE BURNING BLOOD	0.7 TF2	$1.44 PP	-
ONE PIECE PIRATE WARRIORS 3 Gold Edition	1.1 TF2	$2.12 PP	-
One Step From Eden	1.0 TF2	$1.99 PP	-
Opus Magnum	1.1 TF2	$2.09 PP	-
Orcs Must Die! 3	1.9 TF2	$3.81 PP	-
Outlast 2	0.6 TF2	$1.27 PP	-
Outward	1.5 TF2	$2.91 PP	-
Overcooked	0.8 TF2	$1.58 PP	-
Overcooked! 2	1.4 TF2	$2.74 PP	-
Overgrowth	0.8 TF2	$1.55 PP	-
PAYDAY 2	0.5 TF2	$0.92 PP	-
PC Building Simulator	0.7 TF2	$1.41 PP	-
PGA TOUR 2K21	0.6 TF2	$1.2 PP	-
Paint the Town Red	3.3 TF2	$6.56 PP	-
Parkitect	6.5 TF2	$12.86 PP	-
Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Enhanced Plus Edition	0.6 TF2	$1.24 PP	-
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous	1.4 TF2	$2.79 PP	-
Pathologic 2	0.5 TF2	$1.04 PP	-
Pathologic Classic HD	0.6 TF2	$1.13 PP	-
Per Aspera	0.7 TF2	$1.37 PP	-
Pikuniku	0.8 TF2	$1.49 PP	-
Pillars of Eternity Definitive Edition	1.4 TF2	$2.87 PP	-
Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire	1.0 TF2	$2.02 PP	-
Pistol Whip	6.2 TF2	$12.21 PP	-
Plague Inc: Evolved	1.6 TF2	$3.2 PP	-
Planescape: Torment: Enhanced Edition	0.4 TF2	$0.76 PP	-
Planet Coaster	1.8 TF2	$3.65 PP	-
Planet Zoo	2.2 TF2	$4.27 PP	-
Planetary Annihilation: TITANS	6.0 TF2	$11.9 PP	-
Portal Knights	1.5 TF2	$2.91 PP	-
Power Rangers: Battle for the Grid	2.7 TF2	$5.42 PP	-
PowerBeatsVR	1.0 TF2	$1.97 PP	-
PowerSlave Exhumed	1.4 TF2	$2.74 PP	-
Praey for the Gods	0.5 TF2	$0.9 PP	-
Prehistoric Kingdom	1.3 TF2	$2.5 PP	-
Prison Architect	0.4 TF2	$0.88 PP	-
Pro Cycling Manager 2019	1.3 TF2	$2.58 PP	-
Project Hospital	2.4 TF2	$4.72 PP	-
Project Wingman	1.7 TF2	$3.27 PP	-
Project Winter	1.5 TF2	$2.88 PP	-
Propnight	0.7 TF2	$1.37 PP	-
Pumpkin Jack	0.4 TF2	$0.83 PP	-
Quantum Break	2.6 TF2	$5.15 PP	-
RESIDENT EVIL 3	2.4 TF2	$4.8 PP	-
RUGBY 20	1.3 TF2	$2.55 PP	-
RWBY: Grimm Eclipse	3.8 TF2	$7.43 PP	-
Ragnaröck	3.5 TF2	$6.84 PP	-
Railway Empire	0.4 TF2	$0.8 PP	-
Raw Data	1.1 TF2	$2.14 PP	-
Re:Legend	1.0 TF2	$1.94 PP	-
Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered	0.5 TF2	$0.94 PP	-
Red Matter	4.5 TF2	$8.86 PP	-
Resident Evil / biohazard HD REMASTER	1.1 TF2	$2.18 PP	-
Resident Evil 0 / biohazard 0 HD Remaster	1.2 TF2	$2.31 PP	-
Resident Evil 5 GOLD Edition	1.5 TF2	$3.04 PP	-
Resident Evil 5	1.0 TF2	$1.95 PP	-
Resident Evil 6	1.4 TF2	$2.79 PP	-
Resident Evil: Revelations 2 Deluxe Edition	2.4 TF2	$4.84 PP	-
Resident Evil: Revelations	1.0 TF2	$1.92 PP	-
Retro Machina	0.5 TF2	$1.01 PP	-
Risen	0.6 TF2	$1.25 PP	-
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam	0.6 TF2	$1.27 PP	-
River City Girls	1.4 TF2	$2.83 PP	-
Roboquest	0.5 TF2	$1.05 PP	-
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2: Triple Thrill Pack	1.6 TF2	$3.17 PP	-
Rubber Bandits	0.8 TF2	$1.5 PP	-
Ryse: Son of Rome	1.7 TF2	$3.32 PP	-
SCP: Pandemic	2.4 TF2	$4.85 PP	-
SCUM	3.5 TF2	$6.86 PP	-
SOMA	3.3 TF2	$6.51 PP	-
SONG OF HORROR Complete Edition	1.0 TF2	$1.94 PP	-
STAR WARS® THE FORCE UNLEASHED II	0.9 TF2	$1.88 PP	-
STAR WARS™ Galactic Battlegrounds Saga	0.6 TF2	$1.08 PP	-
STAR WARS™: Squadrons	1.6 TF2	$3.07 PP	-
SUPERHOT VR	2.3 TF2	$4.46 PP	-
SUPERHOT	0.8 TF2	$1.57 PP	-
SUPERHOT: MIND CONTROL DELETE	0.5 TF2	$0.98 PP	-
Saint's Row The Third Remastered	2.4 TF2	$4.81 PP	-
Saints Row 2	0.7 TF2	$1.48 PP	-
Saints Row IV Game of the Century Edition	1.3 TF2	$2.53 PP	-
Saints Row IV	1.1 TF2	$2.23 PP	-
Saints Row the Third - The Full Package	1.0 TF2	$1.91 PP	-
Saints Row: The Third	0.7 TF2	$1.47 PP	-
Salt and Sanctuary	1.1 TF2	$2.1 PP	-
Sanctum 2	0.5 TF2	$1.05 PP	-
Satisfactory	6.8 TF2	$13.5 PP	-
Scarlet Nexus	2.9 TF2	$5.75 PP	-
Scribblenauts Unlimited	0.4 TF2	$0.76 PP	-
Secret Neighbor	0.9 TF2	$1.76 PP	-
Serious Sam 2	0.8 TF2	$1.57 PP	-
Serious Sam 3: BFE	1.0 TF2	$1.97 PP	-
Serious Sam 4	4.7 TF2	$9.3 PP	-
Serious Sam: Siberian Mayhem	2.3 TF2	$4.47 PP	-
Severed Steel	1.7 TF2	$3.46 PP	-
Shadow Man Remastered	1.1 TF2	$2.11 PP	-
Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun	0.4 TF2	$0.85 PP	-
Shadow Warrior 2	0.9 TF2	$1.74 PP	-
Shadow of the Tomb Raider	3.1 TF2	$6.23 PP	-
Shenmue 3	1.3 TF2	$2.55 PP	-
Shenmue I & II	1.3 TF2	$2.55 PP	-
Shining Resonance Refrain	0.4 TF2	$0.81 PP	-
Sid Meier's Civilization VI : Platinum Edition	3.0 TF2	$5.99 PP	-
Sid Meier's Civilization VI	0.7 TF2	$1.42 PP	-
Sid Meier's Civilization® V: The Complete Edition	1.9 TF2	$3.71 PP	-
Sid Meiers Civilization IV: The Complete Edition	0.8 TF2	$1.52 PP	-
Siege of Centauri	0.6 TF2	$1.15 PP	-
SimCasino	1.3 TF2	$2.54 PP	-
SimplePlanes	2.0 TF2	$3.89 PP	-
Skullgirls 2nd Encore	1.8 TF2	$3.63 PP	-
Slap City	1.1 TF2	$2.23 PP	-
Slay the Spire	3.1 TF2	$6.22 PP	-
Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition	0.9 TF2	$1.81 PP	-
Slime Rancher	1.9 TF2	$3.8 PP	-
Sniper Elite 3	0.9 TF2	$1.88 PP	-
Sniper Elite 4	1.3 TF2	$2.67 PP	-
Sniper Elite V2 Remastered	1.4 TF2	$2.86 PP	-
Sniper Elite V2	1.0 TF2	$2.01 PP	-
Sniper Ghost Warrior 3	0.8 TF2	$1.64 PP	-
Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts	0.9 TF2	$1.86 PP	-
Sonic Adventure DX	0.7 TF2	$1.39 PP	-
Sonic Adventure™ 2	0.9 TF2	$1.84 PP	-
Sonic Forces	2.0 TF2	$4.02 PP	-
Sonic Mania	1.6 TF2	$3.07 PP	-
Soul Calibur VI	1.5 TF2	$2.91 PP	-
Source of Madness	0.6 TF2	$1.12 PP	-
Space Engineers	2.6 TF2	$5.24 PP	-
Space Haven	0.6 TF2	$1.13 PP	-
Spec Ops: The Line	0.9 TF2	$1.78 PP	-
SpeedRunners	0.5 TF2	$1.02 PP	-
Spelunky	1.1 TF2	$2.22 PP	-
Spirit Of The Island	1.5 TF2	$2.88 PP	-
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated	1.0 TF2	$1.91 PP	-
Spyro™ Reignited Trilogy	4.2 TF2	$8.22 PP	-
Star Renegades	2.9 TF2	$5.82 PP	-
Star Trek: Bridge Crew	4.3 TF2	$8.55 PP	-
Star Wars: Battlefront 2 (Classic, 2005)	1.8 TF2	$3.54 PP	-
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic	0.4 TF2	$0.78 PP	-
Star Wars® Empire at War™: Gold Pack	1.6 TF2	$3.07 PP	-
Star Wars®: Jedi Knight®: Jedi Academy™	0.4 TF2	$0.73 PP	-
Starbound	1.2 TF2	$2.42 PP	-
State of Decay 2: Juggernaut Edition	3.1 TF2	$6.21 PP	-
Staxel	0.6 TF2	$1.11 PP	-
SteamWorld Quest: Hand of Gilgamech	0.5 TF2	$1.06 PP	-
Steel Division: Normandy 44	2.2 TF2	$4.36 PP	-
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Orioles @ Brewers - Tue, Jun 06

Game Status: Game Over - Score: 4-3 Brewers

Links & Info

• Current conditions at American Family Field: 71°F - Roof Closed - Wind 0 mph, None
• TV: Orioles: MASN, Brewers: Bally Sports Wisconsin
• Radio: Orioles: 98 Rock FM/HD2 97.9, WBAL NewsRadio AM/FM, Brewers: Brewers Radio Network, WTMJ 620
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	Orioles Batters	AB	R	H	RBI	BB	K	LOB	AVG	OBP	SLG
1	Frazier - 2B	5	0	2	0	0	0	1	.240	.303	.396
2	Rutschman - C	4	0	1	0	1	1	2	.284	.402	.431
3	Santander - RF	4	0	0	0	0	3	3	.255	.329	.462
	McKenna - RF	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.246	.286	.369
	a-Lester - RF	1	0	0	0	0	1	2	.250	.250	.250
4	Hays - LF	4	1	2	0	0	1	1	.305	.344	.492
5	Hicks, A - CF	4	1	1	2	0	1	3	.226	.309	.345
6	Mountcastle - 1B	4	0	0	0	0	2	0	.231	.268	.429
7	Urías, R - 3B	4	0	0	0	0	4	0	.238	.326	.336
8	O'Hearn - DH	4	1	2	1	0	1	0	.302	.345	.566
9	Mateo - SS	4	0	0	0	0	2	2	.228	.270	.380
	Totals	38	3	8	3	1	16	14

Orioles
a-Struck out for McKenna in the 10th.
BATTING: 2B: Hays (15, Peralta, F); Frazier (10, Peralta, F). HR: Hicks, A (2, 2nd inning off Peralta, F, 1 on, 0 out); O'Hearn (3, 7th inning off Payamps, 0 on, 1 out). TB: Frazier 3; Hays 3; Hicks, A 4; O'Hearn 5; Rutschman. RBI: Hicks, A 2 (8); O'Hearn (15). Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Santander; Hicks, A; Lester. Team RISP: 1-for-7. Team LOB: 7.

	Brewers Batters	AB	R	H	RBI	BB	K	LOB	AVG	OBP	SLG
1	Yelich - LF	4	1	3	0	1	0	1	.258	.355	.399
2	Singleton - 1B	3	0	0	0	0	2	2	.091	.167	.091
	a-Miller, O - 1B	2	0	0	0	0	1	3	.313	.350	.463
3	Contreras, Wm - C	4	1	0	0	1	2	2	.231	.333	.402
4	Tellez - DH	4	0	0	0	1	3	2	.239	.321	.467
5	Anderson, B - 3B	4	0	1	1	1	2	2	.230	.330	.400
	2-Monasterio - PR	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	.350	.435	.550
6	Toro - 3B	3	0	1	1	0	1	1	.429	.500	.857
	1-Perkins, B - RF	1	1	0	0	1	0	1	.130	.167	.261
7	Urías, L - 2B	3	0	0	0	1	2	2	.000	.231	.000
8	Turang - SS	4	0	2	1	1	2	5	.205	.254	.307
9	Wiemer - CF	5	0	1	1	0	1	4	.213	.284	.376
	Totals	37	4	8	4	7	16	25

Brewers
a-Struck out for Singleton in the 7th. 1-Ran for Toro in the 6th. 2-Ran for Anderson, B in the 10th.
BATTING: 2B: Yelich 2 (9, Gibson, Gibson). 3B: Turang (2, Gibson). TB: Anderson, B; Toro; Turang 4; Wiemer; Yelich 5. RBI: Anderson, B (31); Toro (3); Turang (14); Wiemer (18). 2-out RBI: Wiemer; Anderson, B; Toro. Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Wiemer; Miller, O; Contreras, Wm; Anderson, B; Turang 2; Yelich. Team RISP: 4-for-18. Team LOB: 13.

Orioles Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	K	HR	P-S	ERA
Gibson	5.0	5	2	2	2	7	0	96-58	3.87
Baumann	1.0	0	0	0	1	1	0	17-10	4.13
Coulombe (H, 12)	0.2	1	0	0	1	1	0	22-11	2.01
Cano (BS, 2)	1.1	1	1	1	2	3	0	25-17	1.11
Bautista, F	1.0	0	0	0	0	3	0	11-9	1.24
Voth (L, 1-2)	0.2	1	1	0	1	1	0	21-13	4.45
Totals	9.2	8	4	3	7	16	0

Brewers Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	K	HR	P-S	ERA
Peralta, F	5.0	6	2	2	0	9	1	98-63	4.55
Peguero, E	1.0	0	0	0	0	1	0	15-10	2.61
Payamps	1.0	1	1	1	0	1	1	18-11	2.54
Megill	1.0	1	0	0	0	1	0	17-10	4.66
Williams, D	1.0	0	0	0	0	2	0	11-8	0.44
Strzelecki (W, 3-4)	1.0	0	0	0	1	2	0	16-11	3.58
Totals	10.0	8	3	3	1	16	2

Game Info
IBB: Rutschman (by Strzelecki); Yelich (by Cano).
HBP: Urías, L (by Gibson).
Pitches-strikes: Gibson 96-58; Baumann 17-10; Coulombe 22-11; Cano 25-17; Bautista, F 11-9; Voth 21-13; Peralta, F 98-63; Peguero, E 15-10; Payamps 18-11; Megill 17-10; Williams, D 11-8; Strzelecki 16-11.
Groundouts-flyouts: Gibson 4-3; Baumann 2-0; Coulombe 1-0; Cano 1-0; Bautista, F 0-0; Voth 0-0; Peralta, F 2-2; Peguero, E 2-0; Payamps 1-0; Megill 0-1; Williams, D 0-1; Strzelecki 0-1.
Batters faced: Gibson 23; Baumann 4; Coulombe 4; Cano 7; Bautista, F 3; Voth 4; Peralta, F 21; Peguero, E 3; Payamps 4; Megill 4; Williams, D 3; Strzelecki 4.
Inherited runners-scored: Baumann 1-0; Cano 2-0.
Umpires: HP: Marvin Hudson. 1B: Hunter Wendelstedt. 2B: Brian Walsh. 3B: Ryan Blakney.
Weather: 71 degrees, Roof Closed.
Wind: 0 mph, None.
First pitch: 6:40 PM.
T: 3:20.
Att: 22,535.
Venue: American Family Field.
June 6, 2023

Inning	Scoring Play	Score
Bottom 1	Brian Anderson singles on a line drive to left fielder Austin Hays. Christian Yelich scores. William Contreras to 3rd.	1-0 MIL
Bottom 1	Abraham Toro singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Anthony Santander. William Contreras scores. Brian Anderson to 2nd.	2-0 MIL
Top 2	Aaron Hicks homers (2) on a fly ball to right field. Austin Hays scores.	2-2
Top 7	Ryan O'Hearn homers (3) on a fly ball to left center field.	3-2 BAL
Bottom 8	Brice Turang singles on a line drive to center fielder Aaron Hicks. Blake Perkins scores.	3-3
Bottom 10	Joey Wiemer singles on a line drive to left fielder Austin Hays. Andruw Monasterio scores. Luis Urias to 2nd.	4-3 MIL

Team	Highlight
BAL	Bullpen availability for Baltimore, June 6 vs Brewers (00:00:07)
MIL	Bullpen availability for Milwaukee, June 6 vs Orioles (00:00:07)
BAL	Fielding alignment for Baltimore, June 6 vs Brewers (00:00:11)
MIL	Starting lineups for Orioles at Brewers - June 6, 2023 (00:00:09)
BAL	Ryan O'Hearn's home run through bat tracking data (00:00:09)
MIL	Brian Anderson's RBI single (00:00:27)
MIL	Abraham Toro's RBI single (00:00:22)
BAL	Aaron Hicks' two-run homer (2) (00:00:26)
MIL	Abraham Toro's diving play (00:00:13)
MIL	Joey Wiemer's terrific catch (00:00:14)
BAL	Austin Hays' sliding catch (00:00:15)
MIL	Freddy Peralta fans nine (00:00:47)
BAL	Kyle Gibson fans seven (00:00:50)
BAL	Ryan O'Hearn's solo homer (3) (00:00:26)
BAL	Yennier Cano fans Brian Anderson (00:00:09)
BAL	Adley Rutschman safe after review (00:00:29)
MIL	Luis Urías' terrific snag (00:00:12)
MIL	Brice Turang's RBI single (00:00:28)
BAL	Brian Anderson strikes out swinging. (00:00:08)
MIL	Brewers steal four bases (00:00:52)

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10		R	H	E	LOB
Orioles	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		3	8	0	7
Brewers	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	1		4	8	0	13

Decisions

• Winner: Peter Strzelecki (3-4, 3.58)
• Loser: Austin Voth (1-2, 4.45)

Division Scoreboard

MIN 0 @ TB 7 - Final
CWS 3 @ NYY 2 - Final
HOU 1 @ TOR 5 - Final
BOS 5 @ CLE 4 - Final
^{Last Updated: 06/06/2023 11:04:33 PM EDT}