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One minute I’ll be watching an hour long in depth video essay/analysis of how the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian war has affected the arms export industry of the Russian Federation and its implications on geopolitical relationships with powers such as NATO or the U.S as well it’s impacts on the Russian military industrial complex and Russia’s influence over countries it supplies then I’ll just get nearly naked anime girls plastered all over my screen telling me to download some fuck off game.
Anybody else find this relatable?

Hello,
Is there a way to actually cure dyssynergic defecation or am I stuck with it for life?
I am a 23 y/o male and believe I am dealing with dyssynergic defecation and a hypertonic pelvic floor. For years now I have been dealing with bowel movements where it comes out normally but then it feels like my muscles are too tight and prevent the rest from completing a full bowel movement. I basically never feel like I fully finish a bowel movement which leads me back to the restroom several times throughout the day. It also leads to a really uncomfortable tenesmus-feeling. I had a colonoscopy performed recently and everything came back normal and in result finally got into a colorectal office. They agree with me that they think it may be dyssynergic defecation so I will be getting an anal manometry and defecography test in the near future. If these tests find something is there even anyway to cure the issues? They say there is possible surgery and I always hear about PT and biofeedback but it seems like these treatments never actually cure anyone based off the posts on here.

(Please note i am a newcomer to 40k lore so feel free to tell me if I got anything wrong) I believe the main problem with perturabo ascending isn’t the fact that he became a daemon primarch but more so the fact that he is a daemon prince of chaos undivided, problem is the chaos gods are somewhat apprehensive about undivided daemon princes after belakor betrayed them and nearly won. It makes sense for them to trust lorgar since he is so devout to the chaos gods and the warp in general but perturabo explicitly hates the chaos gods and isn’t a very trustworthy guy all things considered, my idea is that perty made a deal/contract with vashtorr but didn’t become a daemon prince of vashtorr since vashtorr isn’t powerful enough have his own daemons (yet) but instead became so enhanced with cybernetics that he is almost on the same level as a daemon primarch and in return for the arkifane saving his life he does favours for him every once in awhile. I feel like this could explain how he survived what fulgrim did to him without any plot holes. What do you guys think?

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Memory transcription subject: Tassak, Arxur Paleontologist
Date [standardized human time]: July 15, 2165
I nervously clicked my claws against the wooden table as I waited for the rest of the invitees to arrive. The UN had brought me to the senate building privately so as to not cause panic, and I was grateful. I only hoped that the people whom I was going to be working with wouldn’t freak out at my appearance.
The war against the Federation and the subjugation of the Arxur by the Dominion had ended shortly after my birth, but the effects of the past few centuries of conflict could not be eliminated in such a short amount of time. Societal ideals have to be rewritten over long stretches of time by strong people with strong will, and there simply hasn’t been enough time to do so. As a result, though it has been many years since the last battle against the Arxur, it was still uncommon to see any outside of the space they already inhabited, and still VERY common to see hatred and fear of us among Fed species. It has always been my ultimate goal to show those who fear us just how similar we are, that is why I sacrificed everything to attend the Meiers Institute of Knowledge.
On the Arxur’s side of the societal coin, it was social suicide to interact with “prey” species willingly. [Oh how I hate that word.] Most of the elders of our society could not get over their hatred of the Federation species, despite the fact that they were under just as much, if not MORE subjugation than we were. When I made the decision to go and learn at MIK, I was shunned from all social groups at home. Not that there even were many, most Arxur rarely interacted with each other if they could help it.
MIK was a chance for me to experience new ideas and try new things. For once, I wasn’t discriminated against because I had front-facing eyes and scary teeth, and I learned just how much I loved socializing with like-minded people. I was finally allowed to let my love for knowledge flourish in a way that other Arxur would never have condoned. I graduated some time later with several degrees and a doctorate in paleontology.
Though to some, the idea of digging up bones and putting them together like a puzzle seemed macabre, it felt liberating to me. I felt like I truly understood the value of life and death. I could look at the cracked tooth of an ancient ancestor of the Arxur or the fossilized chitin of one of the Tilfish’s predecessors and identify a pattern, showing the divergent evolution they underwent to achieve their current form. I could see the similarities all life inherently had. Sometimes the similarities between us were shocking, and occasionally it was kind-of scary, but that only made me more passionate about my work.
I assume that is why the UN decided to send me a job offer 3 weeks ago. When I received it I was ECSTATIC at the prospect. The UN government sending ME, a small-time nobody Arxur paleontologist, an invitation to work with them? If I could tell my past self what I would be up to now, I would almost certainly scoff at myself. Even as I boarded my UN funded private ship to Aafa I was subconsciously wondering if it was some elaborate prank. My thoughts were interrupted as I heard footsteps from the other side of the door. This is it, I’m about to meet my partners, please don’t run away screaming.
A human, a venlil, and a gojid stood in the doorway staring at me. The gojid seemed slightly fearful but hid it well, the human and venlil however just seemed confused. [Okay, okay, they didn’t scream at me. That’s a good start.] The three, along with their escort, settled into chairs at the table I sat at, looking at me expectantly. I straightened my posture and prepared myself mentally to greet them. “H-hi, my name is Tassak. Are you the other three invitees?” The human sitting across from me spoke. “Yes. I hope I don’t offend by saying this but I wasn’t expecting an Arxur invitee.” He raised an eyebrow as he ended his sentence. He quickly started talking again, probably to try and explain his reasoning. “Sorry, I-I mean, don’t the Arxur frown upon interacting with “prey” species?” The venlil and gojid looked at me as I thought of a response. “Yes, they do. I had to cut a lot of ties to get into this profession. Let’s get introductions out of the way please.” “Alright, my name is James. I’m 31 years old. I was born on Earth and now live on Venlil prime. I went to MIK to become a historian. My diet is mainly coffee but occasionally I drink coffee as a treat.” The man smiled as he awaited our amusement, but it never came. James’ smirk faded and he coughed into his hand before continuing. “I was invited along with my friend Lemva, she’s the venlil next to me, and Cayek, he’s the gojid to your right.”
I exhaled quietly, James seemed friendly enough. “My name is Tassak, as I said before. I’m 29. I got a doctorate in paleontology at the Meiers Institute of Knowledge, along with some other degrees. I hail from Wriss I currently live on Earth.” As I finished my statement, I couldn’t help but criticize the way I spoke. [Why did I talk so rigidly, ughhh! My first impressions are going terribly!] James spoke up. “Wait, did we all come from MIK? Weird coincidence huh?” I could tell he was trying to ease the tension in the room. “I thought I would’ve noticed a giant lizard guy walking around campus.” Wait, did he call me a guy? “Uh, I’m a girl, actually.” I spoke timidly. The man before me became as red as a fresh cut of steak. His embarrassment was plainly visible, which I found amusing, it lessened my anxiety slightly.
The venlil that James had referred to as Lemva spoke up, changing the subject. “Weelll… Anyhow, my name is Lemva as James told you. I’m 30 years old. I’m an archaeologist and got my doctorate from MIK. My current home is on Earth but I’ve lived a little bit of everywhere. Me and James have been friends for a long time, we met in the institute’s history club.” Everyone focused their attention onto Cayek as Lemva’s introduction concluded. It took several seconds for him to compose himself. I could tell that my presence was uncomfortable for him, and him being seated closest to me of the three people probably exacerbated that feeling. I didn’t blame him for his fear, but it still stung a little. He gulped and started talking.
“My name is Cayek. I’m a 41 year old linguist who also went to MIK for my doctorate. I was born on the Cradle, was taken in at a young age by the UN after it got bombed, and was offered a home in one of the cities constructed by the Cradle Re-colonization Project, where I now live.” The man stopped talking and I thought he was done, but he straightened his posture and started speaking again. “I just want to get this out of the way before it causes trouble later down the line.” He spoke with a sigh. “I was born in a… you could call it a “hostile” household. My family raised me during a time when hate against… “people who were different” was acceptable. My upbringing cemented a couple habits into me that I’ve been trying to chip away at, so to speak, ever since I saw the sheer good that mankind is capable of. I’ve been attempting to be more open to new ideas ever since. Hell, I even took the anti-cure and tried some-” He gulped. “-non-herbivore cuisine, to get some perspective. So if I accidentally say or do something offensive to you please tell me, I truly want to leave that part of me behind.” As he ended his speech, he slouched and let out a breath he had been holding in. I was surprised by his honesty.
James and Lemva both processed the information. I responded first. “Thank you. You have no idea how much anxiety dropped off my shoulders just now. I was worried you’d all run away at first sight of me or treat me like some bloodthirsty beast. I very much appreciate the effort you’re putting into reforming.” James spoke after me. “I appreciate it too. After all these riots it’s such a breath of fresh air to meet a person that won’t cry if I look at them.” In the past 10 minutes, this man had crammed in jokes at any time he could. I think I’m gonna like him. I could tell that the joke came from a place of sadness though, I could see the sadness in his eyes.
James started to look impatient, he tapped his fingers on the table in a rhythmic pattern while he checked his holopad for the time. “I thought we were here for a job offer. How long is this gon-” The sound of the heavy wooden door opening filled the room, as a small group of well-dressed men and women filed in through the doorway. As my eyes scanned over each person who entered, my heart skipped a beat and I jolted upward to attempt a human salute as I spotted President Zhao at the tail-end of the group. [What the fuck? Why is he meeting with us?] The other three followed my gaze and stood to salute as well. In his surprise, James nearly fell over. My three partners were as equally dumbstruck as I by the sudden appearance of the head of the government.
President Zhao took on a small amused smirk as he witnessed James straighten himself out. “At ease. You may take a seat.” We did as he commanded. “Welcome to the Capitol. It’s good to see that you all accepted your invitations. I can see from your confused expressions that you probably want some answers, so let’s get started.” As Zhao took a seat at the head of the table, one of the men who had accompanied him lifted a briefcase from his side and placed it delicately on the table. The man inputted a code into a small keypad and the briefcase unlocked with a click. Inside was a holo-projector, which the man placed on the center of the table. “Before we begin, our four guests will need to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement, the information spoken of in this meeting must never leave this room.” Another of the officials, a small woman in a black dress, passed four holopads to us, which we promptly wrote our signatures into. The holopads were collected and Zhao spoke. “Excellent. You’re probably all curious about the reason we invited you specifically for this opportunity, why all the security measures and guards, why we’re trying to keep this under such tight wraps.” The holo-projector on the table switched on and briefly displayed the Coalition logo, before transitioning to a hologram of Talsk, the Farsul homeworld. “As you know, for hundreds of years the Federation had been keeping archives filled with classified knowledge and confiscated or outright stolen items. On the nineteenth of june, approximately four weeks ago, after extensive search efforts, we found the motherlode. The Federation had kept many archives but this one was special. It wasn’t a library, it was a tomb. Buried under several kilometers of rock and deep ocean, the Federation sealed away items and information that, if released, could possibly threaten their hold over the galaxy.”
The holo-projector transitioned to a diagram depicting the archive, there was no entrance-way and no exit, just kilometers of water and stone between it and the surface. The hologram zoomed in on the archive, showing a more detailed view of the gargantuan structure. It consisted of several levels, each with a number of chambers housing items or information. At the very bottom of the structure, one chamber stood out among the rest. 10 meter thick walls of an ultra-hard titanium alloy encased a small cell filled with toxic gas. Suspended in the middle of the chamber by hundreds of metal rods was a vacuum-sealed prism of diamond. Finally, inside the prism was a small metal cube along with a holopad.
I felt a chill down my spine as I studied the intricate carvings etched upon the surface of the artifact. I could tell that the carvings were of some language, but it did not match any that I could think of. “Within the records, this artifact was designated as Class-Hydrogen1. The Federation’s information classification system is far too complex to discuss in full, but in summary, the more important something is, the closer to 1 the atomic number of the element it is assigned will be. The classification is then proceeded by a 1 or 2, 1 signifies dangerous information and 2 signifies dangerous materials. For example, in this same archive we discovered an experimental and dangerous singularity generator with a classification of Fluorine2, which has an atomic number of 9.”
“To put into perspective how scary the idea of a Class-Hydrogen designation is, the second highest classification object on record is a self-powered anti-grav receptacle of strange matter. Strange matter will turn any other matter it touches into more strange matter, I shouldn’t have to explain why that is incredibly dangerous. The receptacle was classified as a Carbon2. There are 4 classifications between Hydrogen and Carbon and none of them are being used.” My blood ran cold as I listened. What power could this artifact possibly hold? The question in my mind was quickly replaced by another. Why are WE the ones being told this? Before the window of opportunity ended, I opened my mouth to speak.
“Permission to speak, sir?” Zhao looked at me and nodded. “I still have a question, and I’m sure my partners do too, but why us? Why did you choose to tell us this instead of someone more qualified?” “I’m glad you reminded me.” I heard the clacking of a keyboard as one of the men beside the President switched the holo-projector to a different tab. A close-up of the cube appeared, showing the four sides of the object.
The first side depicts a bipedal creature covered in spikes turning their back on two similar figures cloaked in blood and flames. The creature holds a defiant posture. Flames trail behind them, turning to embers, then to smoke, and then fading entirely.
The second side depicts a small fluffy figure being chased by a dark version of themselves across a variety of settings and locations.
The third side depicts a large being covered in scales bound in chains kneeling on an altar, their arms being stretched to two different sides. On one side a crowd of identical creatures and on the other side a crowd composed of different figures of varying shapes and sizes, both sides pointing weapons at the central figure.
The final scene depicts a man screaming in anger and sorrow pointing a dagger toward a small creature with bloodied hands. Tears stream down his face. A man and woman lie dead in the background.
A gojid, a venlil, an arxur, and a human.
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I know very little about swimming and would like to learn how. I am 23 and am embarrassed about doing lessons with other people. Is it better to take lessons or to just find a pool and attempt to swim? I am tall enough to stand in the deep ends of most pools near me so I don't think safety is particularly an issue here.

About a year ago I took leadership of a youth group for my kiddo and pretty much quit playing golf completely when I was playing almost every day previously. I wasn't eating well and put on ~30 pounds (150->180) over the course of about 8 months.
I've been back at it for about a month and my ball control is better than ever... But I've lost nearly 20-30 yards on basically every club. Finally snagged a PRGR launch monitor and my Driver speed is averaging 92 (I got to 101 last night when I really jumped on it, but it was painful for my shoulder).
I had a fitting session just over a year ago that showed my *average* driver speed at 105.
What the hell happened to me? I mean I certainly expected to lose *some* distance, but damn. Has anyone else gone through this before?

Passed the PANCE on the first try and hoping that my stats/scores this past year may give you some help with studying for the exam and maybe relieve some anxiety.
Psych EOR: 433
Peds EOR: 405
IM EOR: 419
FM EOR: 441
EM EOR: 475
Surgery EOR: 440
Women's Health EOR: 407
PACKRAT (taken 2 months before graduation): 172
EOC Exam (taken about 2.5 weeks before exam): 1570
ROSH PANCE Q Bank: 90% complete, 76% correct, 89% probability of passing, 501 predicted score
NCCPA Practice Exam A: lower 1/3 all in the green
PANCE score: 515
I mostly used Rosh Review to study and I would say that getting the PANCE Q Bank from Rosh was definitely worth it for me. I did the 60-day access and used it to also study for my EOC exam in addition to the PANCE. I took the PANCE about 1.5 weeks after graduation and studied for a good 8 days using Rosh Review, reading the descriptions in most questions and taking notes on them. I followed the PANCE blueprint and started by going through the largest percentage of questions (Cardiology, Pulmonology, GI, etc) and working my way down to the lowest percentage of questions (Derm, Heme, ID, etc). I would say that I did about 350-400 questions a day from Rosh and split them into 60-minute intervals of 60 questions to mimic the PANCE. I took the NCCPA practice exam A 2 days before the PANCE and that did give me some reassurance, but I felt pretty bad about it when I was taking it and thought it was difficult. I heard that practice exam B was more in line with the current PANCE, so that might be worth looking into.
The day before the exam I stayed at a hotel near where I was taking the PANCE since it was a bit far, and went over the notes I took from the Rosh topics that I felt I struggled with. I didn't really use Pance Prep Pearls too much other than to look at useful charts. I did get the Final Step review book at the start of the clinical year and it has lots of high-yield quick questions and went through the book the day before the exam just doing some quick review of high-yield topics (here is the link: https://wallacedm.lpages.co/tfs-20-package/) and listened to the digital version when I was driving around the week before my test. I also think that Cram the PANCE is a great resource for high-yield review and I'd recommend watching these videos with questions and explanations, especially in the topics that you feel weakest in (here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/@cramthepance).
The night before the exam I was a little nervous and liked to just do some light review. I tried to go to sleep at a reasonable time but didn't sleep the best the night before. I woke up about 3 hours before my exam and had breakfast, caffeine, and did some light review. Make sure to get to the testing site at least 30 minutes before your exam start time and bring all the things that are needed including valid ID forms, snacks, water, etc. If you get distracted easily like me, you can ask for earplugs or headphones to block out some noise. I took a 5-10 minute break after each section to stretch my legs, go to the bathroom, and grab water. This prevented me from getting too fatigued during the exam. I did the same with my EOC exam.
After finishing the exam, I didn't feel great to be honest, which is crazy to think given my score. BUT it's a big test and it's easy to get overwhelmed when it means so much to you and you feel you're not doing well or marking a lot of questions. Just take a deep breath and try to relax and remember that you know this stuff and that you have come this far with the knowledge that you have and you are good enough to be able to do this. Happy to answer any questions, and good luck to everyone!

I'm currently at 150 hours with only three main dungeons done, exploring every single inch of a region before moving to the next one. I obviously am not going near Hyrule Castle for it presumably being the final area of the game but there is one area I have not found the way to get to, be it from the sky, from the ground or from below: Korok Woods, (be wary, I DON'T WANT SPOILERS on how to get there) no matter what I tried, so far I haven't found a way to get around there. The fun thing is that in this day and age all it would take me to figure out how to get there would be a single search on google, yet I'm not doing that and god forbid I would NEVER do that. A simple search on google would ruin the moment of epiphany I'm sure I'll get once I figure out how to get there by myself, this is such an amazing feeling and only a few games manage to do that so well. I haven't even gotten to a solution to get there and I'm already thrilling with joy due to the anticipation of the moment. This game's amazing

1. What budget, currency, and region are you based in/can purchase from? - 150 USD but willing to stretch if it is worth it, USA based
2. What length, handle type, and profile are you looking for? - 210-240 gyuto, hybrid or traditional handle
3. Intended use case of the knife? Be as specific as possible - Used to chop vegetable and fruits, no meat usage
4. Do you prefer a high performance knife with a thin, fragile edge or a knife that trades off cutting performance for a more durable and forgiving edge? - Preferably forgiving edge, should not be very fragile or brittle. This is my first japanese knife and wouldn't want to damage it.
5. Do you require a stainless knife? - Yes
6. What knives have you owned? What do you like/dislike about them? - Victorinox Modern, love the light weight and ease of use and durability.
7. What knives are you considering? What knives from the flowcharts interest you? Provide links where possible. - After a lot of discussion and reviews of several posts, narrowed it down to these but have no idea on which to pick Tojiro DP https://www.chefknivestogo.com/tojiro-dp-f-8081.html Miyabi Kaizen https://www.zwilling.com/us/miyabi-kaizen-8-inch-chefs-knife-34183-203/34183-201-0.html Gesshin-This doesn't look like a name brand that I have heard of and if anyone could let me know who makes this, it would be helpful https://www.japaneseknifeimports.com/collections/all/products/gesshin-stainless-210mm-wa-gyuto Takamura VG 10 Tsuchime https://mtckitchen.com/takamura-vg-10-gyuto-210mm-8-2-hammered-tsuchime/ Tsunehisa Aus 8 Migaki https://carbonknifeco.com/collections/gyuto-chef-knife/products/tsunehisa-aus8-migaki-gyuto-210mm ST Damascus https://mtckitchen.com/sakai-takayuki-damascus-hammered-vg-10-gyuto-210mm-8-2-with-wa-handle/ Open to other recommendations in the price range
8. Any other additional context that you would like to give? (finishes, special requests, specific materials, height requirements, etc.) - I am a first time japanese knife user. However not a first time knife user, hence I am confident I will not damage the knife but I have heard some knives to be brittle. Given that I am new to japanese knives, is it better buying a brand like tojiro or miyabi which could use a softer steel and have a little more western characteristics than buying maybe a takamura or a gesshin? Also would there be any reason why I should avoid miyabi and tojiro? I am trying to be as thorough as possible as I see this knife as an investment and not just a cheap work horse.

This is kind a long read.
I was raised by a diagnosed narcissist (NPD). I know the signs and I have experienced this first hand. However being abused by a narcissist just truly made me much more at risk for it happening again. I am trying to self validate that what I am experiencing isn't normal and is abuse. I moved in with my best friend and I realized he is an narcissist.

1. He has cheated on his previous partner multiple times and then would be pissed his partner would be messaging her best friend. Would use manipulation and abusive tatics near the end.
   
2. He is a hoarder, if I was not there the house would be covered in filth. According to my therapist hoarders are sometimes narcissist because it a form of control. Three years of living together and they have never cleaned. They kept the hoarding to their space but slowly broke down boundaries to expand the hoarding to the common spaces. This hoarding include moldy food and dishes.
   
3. Speaking of boundaries. I had three boundaries moving in. Do not use my bathroom. Do not hoard food and mouldy dishes. Keep your hoarding to your own space. They broke every boundary. Even after reconfirming my boundaries. They also cross my physical boundaries as well. Being angry at me cleaning my bathroom and my space.
   
4. He neglects and bullies his animals. I have caught him on multiple occasions hurting his animals. He has a cat and does not change the litter for months at a time. One time totalling 3 months (I cleaned it frequently but never told him). Emotionally neglecting their animals to spend time with new flings.
   
5. If they don't have constant attention or reassurance of their ego he just sits there and does nothing.
   

We had a fight due to me confronting their hoarding leaving their room.
This fight was so bad. He used common narcissist tatics. He gaslighted me about the mess. I am not joking, he said "what mess". Telling me it was no big deal they left a moldy dish that they would clean later. I have contamination OCD the thought of eating out of moldy plastic is triggering. This was gaslighting because he was not going to clean it that day based on past experiences (not cleaning the litterbox). I freaked out after asking for space and he continued to try and be mean about the dish. ABOUT A $1 DISH. I told them everything that was bothering me. Then they shut down and immediately stonewalled me. I thought maybe I made him upset. Nope was an abuse tatic. This went on for a week while I attempted to remain in contact. They only contacted me after their family told them to and for a ride from the airport.
The absolute worst part is they apologized for gaslighting and stonewalling me, admitting they did it to punish me. Well aware this is the abuse I experienced as a kid. This was part of the love bomb stage where she just loved bomb the fuck out of me.
Other symptoms: projecting their anger, guilt tripping, and hoovering, only apologizing because it helps them.
Here another big one. We agreed on a 3 month move out date. Two days later he tells me he is moving out in a month and expect me to pick up the rent. I tell him no, that I am moving out as well. He got upset and angry. He said "what you can't afford it". I was confused why he was mad but I realize now. He expected me to pay the rent while he slowly moves his hoard out. I am done. I am done being a floor mat. I am going to be out of here before July.

Hi everyone,
I (19 - Male) currently weighs 85kg and has a very big belly, and I want to reduce it to look normally. I’m hoping to get some specific instructions on how to lose belly fat quickly (the more specific, the better - could be a specific diet plan or a specific exercise routine). I am very unathletic and also have a very unstable eating habit so I know that it would be a very long way.
Some background about me is: - I eat rice daily. It’s how I grow up - I have fatty liver (that’s also one reason why I want to reduce the belly fat) - I dont smoke, but I do drink alcohol (very rarely though, it’s usually 1 time per 4-6 months) - I do not exercise often (something criticised by my doctors, but idk) - My sleeping schedule is kinda f up ._. - In September, Im going to live near a gym which has an indoor pool and stuff
Thanks in advance for your advices!!

I'm currently at 150 hours with only three main dungeons done, exploring every single inch of a region before moving to the next one. I obviously am not going near Hyrule Castle for it presumably being the final area of the game but there is one area I have not found the way to get to, be it from the sky, from the ground or from below: Korok Woods, (be wary, I DON'T WANT SPOILERS on how to get there) no matter what I tried, so far I haven't found a way to get around there. The fun thing is that in this day and age all it would take me to figure out how to get there would be a single search on google, yet I'm not doing that and god forbid I would NEVER do that. A simple search on google would ruin the moment of epiphany I'm sure I'll get once I figure out how to get there by myself, this is such an amazing feeling and only a few games manage to do that so well. I haven't even gotten to a solution to get there and I'm already thrilling with joy due to the anticipation of the moment. This game's amazing

Hey LARPers! I'm new here and am looking for some direction. I've been inspired by some of the videos produced by Skill Tree and Living Anachronism and would like to try out a LARP for myself to see if this is something I can really sink my teeth into.
Location: My partner and I live in the Denver metro area in Colorado. I don't really have a good idea of events that might be near me but I think a 4-6 hour drive from the city in any direction would be the max distance we would want to travel for our first event.
Budget: I hate to be vague here, but the tabo "as cheaply as possible" kind of rings true here. I think we are both willing to spend a bit more for a premium event/experience, but the investment into costuming and props is something we would like to ease into as we participate in the hobby more and more. We are decently handy/crafty so making our own costumes is the route we will likely go down. Honestly, the gear is a hurdle I hope to overcome after I've found an event to plan for.
Setting: As mentioned above, I've been inspired by some YouTube channels posting about their experiences at larps like Reckoning, Conquest, and Pennsic. These big events are what really intrigue me for a few reasons. First, having a large community of people typically tells me that the community is inclusive and welcoming of newcomers. Second, my partner will likely be a concom so making sure there is plenty for her to do outside of combat is critical to her enjoyment and wanting to continue coming back for more. Third, I really want to be surprised and delighted at the unexpected and unknown, and the more players in the mix the more opportunities for surprises.
I'm a long-time Dungeon Master for D&D, but I haven't been able to play for quite some time since I moved. I'd like to try out LARPing to see if it will scratch that fantasy storytelling itch I so desperately crave.
What I'm mostly looking for is a multi-day immersive experience. I'm genuinely not interested in the weekend sparring matches or similar events. I want something that has stakes for all the characters involved, and I want both social and physical challenges to be present.
I'm sure I am asking for a lot with this, so I'm not entirely confident that what I'm looking for exists, but I'm hopeful that I've overlooked an event in my Google searches.

I have been a CPAP user for 4 years now. My services have been terminated because I was uninsured for a very long time, and now that I do have insurance it's limited. I've been using a charity care clinic that is not equipped for sleep apnea dx and tx.
My doctor at the charity care clinic told me I needed a prescription renewal with an updated dx with an affordable at home sleep test. Unfortuantely, the test came back negative for sleep apnea even though I wasn't using my CPAP for both nights. I am so incredibly upset and frustrated that I need to "prove" that I have my sleep disorder that does not go away for the sake of an insurance renewal. Now I have to either figure out how to afford a more sensitive in clinic sleep test or take another cheap at home test which is the equivalent of water boarding to me because I can't breathe without my machine. Why can't the charity care clinic just renew my prescription for my machine based on the original documentation from the sleep center several years ago? WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TORTURED INTO PROVING I STILL HAVE MY DISORDER?

It looks to be female, and is allegedly white widow. But it's dying. I need to save this my gf was so excited to start growing when we got this.
I also got some cheap grow lights. But no chemical assistance. I want to know more but frankly I'm dumb, and don't know what to trust online. My friend who gave it to me doesn't have a good track record with living things and she told me nothing anyway.
Eli5 please.

My niece is a young teen and has been having some trouble with my sis/her mom and moms bf of 4ish years. The kids (15f, 12m,9m) lived mostly with their father before he passed. The bf openly ignored their father at family events, only talks about himself, doesn't have friends of his own and says he has no family. He says he works a lot and I admit he drives a flashy car but he always tries to talk the group out of doing anything he deems expensive no matter the occasion.
The real issues started about a year ago when he started staying over there more. The house changed for him, a weekend guest. The thermostat went from 72 to 78. 78 isn't entirely uncommon in our hot state, but niece started puberty kind of late and has had hot flashes for the better part of two years. She took to cold water baths after the thermostat went up. He's got a half shelf of stuff in the fridge non of the kids can have but if niece buys something with her own money and it's not kept in her room he'll snack on it, etc.
Now sister and bf are talking about moving in together.
It might be important to point out that not only do we live in a hot state, our family grew up swimmers and running around in our swim suits. We're very comfortable with each other in swim attire or even covered similarly.
Niece called me in shambles a week ago because the bf, wh she didn't know was over, was in the kitchen when she went to get a snack in shorts and a sports bra and her mother's boyfriend told her since he was moving in she was going to have to start covering herself decently. She's never considered it indecent and neither does our family, her mother "tried explaining" to the bf but he doesn't want to hear it.
The worst part is kiddo just started getting breasts and they're already coming in strong. So now she feels like if she doesn't walk around her house in a moomoo or a sweater her likely soon to be stepfather will be staring at her chest.
It has caused a LOT of family issues, that came to a head last night when niece said she was going to apply for emancipation when she turns 16 and all hell kind of broke loose. Everyone was yelling over each other but I swear I heard the bf say slut, he denies it.
After things cooled down a bit I approached my sister who assured me she still wants bf to move in. I pointed out that I have a second bedroom and that niece has great grades and could Lilley qualify at a highly sought magnet near my house and that maybe it would be smart to let her come stay with me for a bit to hopefully avoid all the legal stuff. Sister kicked me out of her house.
This morning I got texts from both my sister and her boyfriend about how I'm sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, but I don't think my sister is actually considering my niece's feeling here.
AITA for offering to have my niece live with me?